[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Brother, I say this with a heavy heart, but this situation may be worse than is immediately obvious. As I approached my computer today a huge cloud obscured the sun (in was a bright sunny day), and I felt a sudden unaccountable chill in the air. Then I noticed a strange unnatural odour in the room. I wondered if my neighbours had contravened the local ordinances again by lighting a bonfire. But looking out the window I could see no evidence for this.

No, what I had noticed was the foul stench of witchcraft! Lateefah is correct, it is the witch Alie who has led this poor young man astray. And, I'm afraid, that in a sense, she has already seduced him.

This incident demonstrates once again just how vigilant we must be; and I hope all True Christians™ here take note of this incident. There are those who argue that Alie is a bit of a fruitcake and needn't be taken seriously: but Brethren and Cistren, please never forget that Satan is powerful adversary and that his minions must never be underrated! Against the immense strength of the Dark one our own puny human powers are useless. Only with Jesus on our side and with his support can we hope to prevail.

This further evidence of Satan's power on earth should give us all occasion to keep our eyes fixed on Jesus and to redouble our efforts to help the church and the Pastors fight the good fight. I intend this week to double my tithing and suggest that all other True Christians™ consider doing the same. And of course we must pray day and night that this poor beguiled young man be returned to the fold.

But Eno, how could it have been Alie? Didn't Little Boy insinuate that he's one of the people who picks and chooses from the bible?

Alie's Pagan. Your theory doesn't make too much sense.

Of course you do. You just as racist as she is. And you is nasty, sinful lebesians.

Honeybunch, I'm not racist. Believe me, if anyone of any race started talking like you do, I'd be picking on them just as much. I'm not predjudiced. I dislike stupid people of all races.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Lateefah, I'm curious: if I'm racist for typing the way you type, then what does that make you?

This have been the way I have always typed, honeychal. You was typin' that way to mock me because you hate black folk. I is only "racist" against the unsaved, and since "unsaved" do not be a race, I is not racist at all. Thank you.

Honeybunch, I'm not racist. Believe me, if anyone of any race started talking like you do, I'd be picking on them just as much. I'm not predjudiced. I dislike stupid people of all races.

You is lyin'. If that was the case, you would have killed yoself a long time ago!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You is lyin'. If that was the case, you would have killed yoself a long time ago!

Oh, wow, what an amazing comeback. I am truly in awe.

How old are you, maybe 12? I truly dislike children.

[OnYourKnees]

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Oh, wow, what an amazing comeback. I am truly in awe.

How old are you, maybe 12? I truly dislike children.

. . . unless they're slow-roasted or in pie form.

[Enobarbus]

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But Eno, how could it have been Alie? Didn't Little Boy insinuate that he's one of the people who picks and chooses from the bible?

Alie's Pagan. Your theory doesn't make too much sense.

I have never doubted that she is pagan. Wicca is a pagan religion and witches are pagan.

7 results for: pagan
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - –noun

1. one of a people or community observing a polytheistic religion, as the ancient Romans and Greeks.

2. a person who is not a Christian, Jew, or Muslim.

3. an irreligious or hedonistic person.

–adjective
4. pertaining to the worship or worshipers of any religion that is neither Christian, Jewish, nor Muslim.

5. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of pagans.

6. irreligious or hedonistic.

That is not a full discussion I grant you, but even an encyclopediac discription will make it plain that "pagan" in the ordinary, educated sense of the word, encompasses the likes of Wicca and all witchcraft. If you want to make up some new meaning for the term, that is your problem. Don't expect the rest of the world to follow suit.

She is a witch and has led this poor boy astray with a mixture of spells and feminine wiles. Can you explain why he is apologizing to her and not to the other people he's rebuked?

I'm sure you probably can. You were probably giving your little witch protege instructions on how to seduce him and lead him down the path to hell. Remember that your foul whoredoms and seductions of innocents may work up to a point in this earthly realm, but you will surely pay for the souls you harvest for your dark master at the day of judgement.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Maybe Daniel's been seduced by that little Binky?

[Bobby-Joe]

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My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Frustrated that Jesus still has a small place in Daniel's heart harlot????

Daniel, if you are reading this Allie only wants you for your seed!!! With it she will make innocently little babies that her and her coven with roast and eat as offerings to their goat god (Satan in disguise). Stay away from the witch or you will end up chained to an altar and gang raped by harlots!!!

[Enobarbus]

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My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Maybe Daniel's been seduced by that little Binky?

Perhaps he is little binky. But it is certainly not little Binky that he is apologizing to. No, it is that witch Alie who has beguiled the poor lad. And it is not so much a matter of seducing him into witchy ways as seducing him away from the Lord.

[Lunadea]

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My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Maybe Daniel's been seduced by that little Binky?

But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

[OnYourKnees]

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But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

If she weren't a God-hating heathen who makes Baby Jesus cry more pitifully than a full swaddling cloth, then it'd be lovely.

Instead, he should have the stones to grab some stones and get on with the stoning of that stoner!

[Lunadea]

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If she weren't a God-hating heathen who makes Baby Jesus cry more pitifully than a full swaddling cloth, then it'd be lovely.

Instead, he should have the stones to grab some stones and get on with the stoning of that stoner!

But Mr Knees, Sir, this is a teenage boy. His stones mightn't have <s>dr<s> got fully grown and his hormones are all in a lather. If something is the right shape he'll be all a flutter and its other qualities won't matter.

[Hairy Homer]

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But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

If Alie is the woman of this young man's dreams, he must be a young man of rare determination and courage. I take my hat of to him in that respect and wish him well. But I fear that if his wishes are fulfilled he is going to have a troubled and unhappy life.

Let's hope that this is just a simple case of Internet Cooter Anxiety and that while he has suddenly got the hots for her, he will get over it just as quickly. I suspect that all that talk of thigh-high latex leather boots and the riding whip is largely to blame.

Mind you, there is something that I'm not quite sure about here. He is really too polite... There is something wrong... Wouldn't a man that caring, sensitive and polite already have a boyfriend?

[Sista Lateefah]

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But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

It do not be possible for a True Christian™ to love a witch. The Bible say:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? - 2 Corinthians 6:14-15 (KJV1611)

and

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. - Matthew 7:6 (KJV1611)

If he be in love with her, that mean he have strayed from the LORD (though I think there already plenty of evidence that this have happened!!!)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Frustrated that Jesus still has a small place in Daniel's heart harlot????

Daniel, if you are reading this Allie only wants you for your seed!!! With it she will make innocently little babies that her and her coven with roast and eat as offerings to their goat god (Satan in disguise). Stay away from the witch or you will end up chained to an altar and gang raped by harlots!!!

Ah, now I know what it is that you repeatedly daydream and/or dream about at night, my dear BJ.

Perhaps he is little binky. But it is certainly not little Binky that he is apologizing to. No, it is that witch Alie who has beguiled the poor lad. And it is not so much a matter of seducing him into witchy ways as seducing him away from the Lord.

Little binky? Again?

Well, maybe he has a thing for Alie. Who knows. But, I'm quite sure Alie's tastes do not run to younger men...especially silly little boys who are not yet of legal age.

Mind you, there is something that I'm not quite sure about here. He is really too polite... There is something wrong... Wouldn't a man that caring, sensitive and polite already have a boyfriend?

[Brother Temperance]

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Honeybunch, I'm not racist. Believe me, if anyone of any race started talking like you do, I'd be picking on them just as much. I'm not predjudiced. I dislike stupid people of all races.

So, if anybody of any race started talking like a negro, you'd hate them, and that proves you're not a racist? The way liberals "think" (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense) never ceases to amaze me.