[lilith]

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Wu Lin's is worth a visit. I quite like Chinese food,but only after we've checked their kitchen & liberated any Kitties...or maybe TCFH could do that.

STILL wondering BJ - so just what ARE the "Back Arts" anyway?
You seem awfully familiar with them...for a devout christian.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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STILL wondering BJ - so just what ARE the "Back Arts" anyway?
You seem awfully familiar with them...for a devout christian.

I think he may be referring to the things that can be done while on one's back?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I think he may be referring to the things that can be done while on one's back?

That explains, then, why he would ask the experts....Lilith and you..

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Dohhhh, I walked right into THAT one....

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Dohhhh, I walked right into THAT one....

No. You slid into it.......on your ....back.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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But what Lilith was asserting in the first place is that BJ seems awfully familiar with the 'back arts', Lilith was asking HIM what they were!

I was just guessing.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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But what Lilith was asserting in the first place is that BJ seems awfully familiar with the 'back arts', Lilith was asking HIM what they were!

I was just guessing.

You are in denial. BJ clearly said 'black arts', meaning witchcraft and sorcery.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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But you agreed he was talking about the back arts before, why change your story now, Pastor?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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But you agreed he was talking about the back arts before, why change your story now, Pastor?

I am trying to be polite to you but you are pushing the limits, MISSY! Neither BJ nor I nor any TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) know anything about 'back arts', you homer!
I suggest you read this: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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LOL. Demons in my colon, huh?
And here I was thinking that was just indigestion.

[lilith]

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We might have this all wrong....maybe BJ was referring to a back decoration of some sort.
Perhaps he meant Henna painting or Tattooing?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Maybe....I wonder why he thinks you would have instructed me in those....oooohhhhhhh.....now I remember.......you instructed me well as to what to tattoo on the back of a True Christian(tm) should I happen to....erm..... find one unconscious

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Do you have a tattoo in the small of your back? I'll bet you do! Do you know what those are called?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Why would I have done that? I've heard tell that you can't get an epidural if you have a tattoo there.....so I didn't wish to risk it.
Besides, if one gets sick of a tattoo in five years or something they are then stuck with either that or a horrible scar.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Why would I have done that?

Because you are starved for attention and a tramp stamp is just the thing.

I've heard tell that you can't get an epidural if you have a tattoo there.....so I didn't wish to risk it.

You didn't hear it from me. An epidural injects 2% lidocaine into your spine. Why would subcutaneous coloration affect that? Answer: It wouldn't.

Besides, if one gets sick of a tattoo in five years or something they are then stuck with either that or a horrible scar.

I agree. I would never have a SATANIC tattoo which GOD hates. But when I first got to my mission at Landover West they had a three-day luau to celebrate my arrival and they gave me some of the local drink...kava it's called, and some fermented tree bark tee and some other stuff.....anyway, when I awoke, I had a wonderful polynesian tattoo covering my foot and ankle. WHAT AN HONOR! They say it means that I am the King.......but girls look at it and giggle...so it probably means I am a stud-muffin.