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Seriously, what the hell are you on about? Have you been sniffing bible ink again?
Seriously, what the hell are you on about? Have you been sniffing bible ink again?
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Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!
You really think we don't know Lilith instructs you in the black arts, harlot? As for the kitties ask yourself why Lilith likes the word "bogomil" so much.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
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I will do just that!sigpic
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Originally posted by Petal View Posti hope that true, Miss.Talitha, cuz Mr.Pastor Zeke be sendin lots an lots of kittys there!
i just pray lord Jesus be a cat person cuz if He not then He gonna get real mads
, all them kittys be yowl-yowl-yowlin, they be chasing them angel mouses all over heavens an unner lord God's throne an wrappin themselfs around His ankles, He be trippin up an takin His own name in vains 
an then He gonna grabs them by thier tails an swing them, He be swingin them kittys round an round, an when He let go they be flyin thru the airs, all them liddle kittys be flyin strait into hellfires 
here be Mr.Pastor Zeke's doggie Brutus, Mr.Brutus obediant unto Mr.Zeke, he happy to tenderize Mr.Socks
Mr.Socks better be on his bestest behaviors when he get to heavens that be him --->
Miss.Lilith, are you an Mrs.Hellsinger innerested in adoptin a unsaved kitty? Mr.Musubi a liddle quiet, but he real kwick wiv his paws an he can disapear in a puff of smokes
Petal,I'm sure TCFH would love to have Mr Musubi come to stay. He's been looking for a henchm...um..companion to help with the protec...security business.
Um...BJ? Just wondering,exactly what IS the "Back Arts" anyway?
Are you a Chiropractor?
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bootiful christains, i sorrys but i gots to give Mr.Musubi to Miss.Lilith an Mrs.Hellsinger cuz there kittys that even i not ables to saves . even if i dids try to baptize them like Mr.Hammer say, them kittys are gonna floats to the top of the waters cuz they pure evils 
here be some more devil kittys free to a Miss.Lilith an Mrs.Hellsinger home
this be Mr.Yohei, he do bootiful jumpin sidekick while Miss.Tadashi look on wiv unchristian admirashuns
they gots a demons in them, an so does Mr.Copperfield, he be a kitty of levitatin magicks
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I like my kitties cooked, but Horatio is not fussy -- raw and unskinned will do.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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Petal, I'd be happy to take in any unsaved kitties you have
Otherwise they'll just end up an Wu Lin's
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That would indeed be a terrible fate. My heart is greatly saddened at the thought that any demon-possessed cat could end up corrupting the diet of a Godly True Christian.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostPetal, I'd be happy to take in any unsaved kitties you have
Otherwise they'll just end up an Wu Lin'sO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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BT, someone should really warn the local zoos in your area. It seems there are few animals you wouldn't eat.
Didn't you end up eating that monkey of BaB's?
And while Lilith and I are in Landover for the rescue mission, we may just pay a little visit to Wu Lins...sigpic
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I wouldn't advise it. They've also been known to slaughter mangy old hounds.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostBT, someone should really warn the local zoos in your area. It seems there are few animals you wouldn't eat.
Didn't you end up eating that monkey of BaB's?
And while Lilith and I are in Landover for the rescue mission, we may just pay a little visit to Wu Lins...O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Har har.
But I was right, wasn't I!? You did eat that monkey!!sigpic
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What I eat or don't eat is not the issue here! The issue is that you will be spending eternity choking on Satan's monkey unless you repent and get right with Jesus!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Originally posted by Mrs.Rachael Van Hellsings View PostPetal, I'd be happy to take in any unsaved kitties you have
Otherwise they'll just end up an Wu Lin's
Mrs.Hellsinger, that be a fate worser than kitty deaths, cuz Wu Lin's a bad bad place, it stink up the whole entire towns wiv schmelly schmells 
an i not no what they do in there but i be suspectin they do them unnateral thangs
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Getting right with Jesus seems to include an all kitten (and the occasional monkey) diet!! (Except, of course, for Petal, who seems to be the only one who cares about kitties!)Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
You and the other TC's here should be more wary of unfortunate kitties like that. What did you think goes into a 'Wu Lins special'?Originally posted by BTB
Lilith and I will have to pay a visit to Wu Lins. And then set PETA on them!Mrs.Hellsinger, that be a fate worser than kitty deaths, cuz Wu Lin's a bad bad place, it stink up the whole entire towns wiv schmelly schmells an i not no what they do in there but i be suspectin they do them unnateral thangs
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