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Ok, I rephrase my previous remark:
I dare you to be less cliched, BJ.
Ok, I rephrase my previous remark:
I dare you to be less cliched, BJ.
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Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
*Sigh...you Americans - SO limited.
You assume we'd be sailing? AND entering by way of an American port?
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Originally posted by lilith View Post*Sigh...you Americans - SO limited.
You assume we'd be sailing? AND entering by way of an American port?
And how do you propose to cross the Pacific Ocean besides Air Liner or Ukrainian freighter? We know your bank account Lilith so privet jet is out of the question (and even then will get you US customs, just ask the Godly Rush Limbaugh). Broomstick perhaps? Heck, double dog dare you to try that Lilith; I’d just love to see Mrs Rachael “I-am-a-rationalist-secular-humanist” Van Helsing ridding a magic broom.
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Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!
Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostAnd how do you propose to cross the Pacific Ocean besides Air Liner or Ukrainian freighter? We know your bank account Lilith so privet jet is out of the question (and even then will get you US customs, just ask the Godly Rush Limbaugh). Broomstick perhaps? Heck, double dog dare you to try that Lilith; I’d just love to see Mrs Rachael “I-am-a-rationalist-secular-humanist” Van Helsing ridding a magic broom.
So...what is this "Privet jet" of which you speak?
Conjures up a lovely mental picture!
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Well, BJ in a previous post talked about his 'privet' life, so I can only imagine that it's a jet of his full of privet trees instead of playboy playmates?Originally posted by lilith View PostSo...what is this "Privet jet" of which you speak?
Conjures up a lovely mental picture!
I may be logical and an evolutionist, but I'm also witchy and bitchy.I’d just love to see Mrs Rachael “I-am-a-rationalist-secular-humanist” Van Helsing ridding a magic broom.
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GOD'S TRUTH COMES OUT! PRAISE!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostI may be logical and an evolutionist, but I'm also bitchy.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Oh come ON, like you didn't already know that.
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Rachael, we all know you're a foul tempered shrub molesting witch, what's the big deal?
Pastor Pistle, if Rachael doesn't become saved, can I eat the kitten? I've been told my kitten stew is as close to divinity as one can get on this earth
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Sure, if you can get it out of Sister Thumper's ....er........away from Sister Thumper.Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View PostRachael, we all know you're a foul tempered shrub molesting witch, what's the big deal?
Pastor Pistle, if Rachael doesn't become saved, can I eat the kitten? I've been told my kitten stew is as close to divinity as one can get on this earthEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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I'll get it.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostMaster of Godly Debating
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Just stand back, boy. I'll handle this!Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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For those of you panty-waisted pagans (yes, I equate the rejection of meat with vegantarianistic heathenry!), I do not suggest that you check out THIS recipe.
Yum!! Just the thing for the upcoming cold weather. I may have my cook whip up a batch and send them over to VanHellbound's family as a gift. Praise Jesus!!How to make home made cat tamales
"Now that you have your cat skinned, gutted, and trimmed of
extraneous limbs and the head, it's time to wash the meat. If
you skinned the cat properly, there should be no hair remaining
on the meat. Nevertheless, you should wash it carefully, to make
sure there are no stray hairs.
For best results you should soak your cat in salt water, for
at least an hour. If you have guests coming and are pressed for
time, you can skip over this step. If you add a little extra
seasoning to your cat in the cooking process, even a true
connosiuer shouldn't be able to recognize that you skipped over
the soaking process.
Okay, now that we've got that little chore out of the way, let's START COOKING!... First, we're going to flense the meat from the bones. We're making tamales, remember! If this dish was to be baked cat, you could just toss the beast in the oven at 350 degrees, and sit back and wait for a couple of hours. But what we need is bone-free cat strips, to toss right into the frying pan..."
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Originally posted by Mr.Pastor Ezy-kill View Post
Mr.Pastor Zeke gonna do it, Mrs.Hellsinger, cuz he catnappeds two of my kittys he saids that unless you converts he gonna makes them tamales 
here be what he done wiv my kittys so far it brakin my hart
that be bootiful Miss.Dufresne an i prays she kick the warden in the butts!
an here be Mrs.Redding, she wanna help her freind escape but she a liddle indisposeds for now
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Originally posted by Petal View PostMr.Pastor Zeke gonna do it, Mrs.Hellsinger, cuz he catnappeds two of my kittys he saids that unless you converts he gonna makes them tamales
here be what he done wiv my kittys so far it brakin my hart
that be bootiful Miss.Dufresne an i prays she kick the warden in the butts!
an here be Mrs.Redding, she wanna help her freind escape but she a liddle indisposeds for now
Oh Petal,your poor wee Kitties!
If the dastardly Zeke goes ahead with his gruesome plan,we can only hope he gets chronic furballs!
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Miss.Lilith, i thinks it to late, that maybee Mr.Pastor Zeke done cookeds them kittys cuz i overheards Miss.BTB say he already gots them big furry bawls an it cronickOriginally posted by Miss.lilith View Post
he been rebukin me to, he PM me wiv "Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting"
. i not no what it mean, but i be cryin an cryin cuz he tooked that picture in the kitchen that kitty be his next victim
but it even worser for them kittys that not make the tamale grades, cuz Mr.Pastor Zeke just throw them aways
an nothin make a kitty madder than being forceds to pose for a undignifieds pickture
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