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  • #151
    Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

    I've heard the expression "tramp stamps" before, but I still think "twattoo" has a more poetic ring to it.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #152
      Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance
      I've heard the expression "tramp stamps" before, but I still think "twattoo" has a more poetic ring to it.
      And here I was thinking that was a convenient place to put it which wouldn't be too conspicuous in places like job interviews etc.

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Because you are starved for attention and a tramp stamp is just the thing.
      Bored and starved for attention aren't the same thing.

      You didn't hear it from me. An epidural injects 2% lidocaine into your spine. Why would subcutaneous coloration affect that? Answer: It wouldn't.

      Because of the placement of the tattoo, if they had to inject through skin that had been inked, a risk of contamination.

      I agree. I would never have a SATANIC tattoo which GOD hates. But when I first got to my mission at Landover West they had a three-day luau to celebrate my arrival and they gave me some of the local drink...kava it's called, and some fermented tree bark tee and some other stuff.....anyway, when I awoke, I had a wonderful polynesian tattoo covering my foot and ankle. WHAT AN HONOR! They say it means that I am the King.......but girls look at it and giggle...so it probably means I am a stud-muffin.
      You'll never know, will you?
      It could well mean 'I have been touched by his noodly appendage'.
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      • #153
        Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Because of the placement of the tattoo, if they had to inject through skin that had been inked, a risk of contamination.
        Listen to me, Bubbles. If the endodermal layer of skin is contaminated, your body will send out signals to GOD who will kill the demon. The idea that injecting an epidural through a tattoo could induce contamination is whacko.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #154
          Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

          Originally posted by lilith
          Strange though...you'd think they wouldn't want any evidence.
          Maybe to warn other women to stay away?
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          • #155
            Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            And here I was thinking that was a convenient place to put it which wouldn't be too conspicuous in places like job interviews etc.
            Great, so you want a tattoo that no-one can see. Here's an idea: why don't you not get a tattoo, and just tell everyone you've got a really inconspicuous one? That way, you save valuable money, which you can tithe to Landover.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #156
              Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Great, so you want a tattoo that no-one can see. Here's an idea: why don't you not get a tattoo, and just tell everyone you've got a really inconspicuous one? That way, you save valuable money, which you can tithe to Landover.
              That wouldn't work....Her customers would know she was lying.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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