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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #31
    Re: Gypsies

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Here is the thing: contrary to what Vlad the Impaler has been telling his troops, people of Ukraine are not seeing them as their brothers.
    Do you even hover?

    Exodus 23:4 "If thou meet thine enemy’s ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again."

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12981

      #32
      Re: Gypsies

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Do you even hover?

      Exodus 23:4 "If thou meet thine enemy’s ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again."
      Sorry, I got distracted. I was thinking of this verse:

      Deuteronomy 20:14 But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.

      Anyway, a tank is a sort of an iron chariot and God isn't very fond of these:

      Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

      This is probably the Ukrainians thinking, that if they steal the tanks, they can win even if God is against them.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6314

        #33
        Re: Gypsies

        I think a stray ox or ass is a perfect metaphor for the gypsies. I don't understand how anyone could ever defend them.
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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2388

          #34
          Re: Gypsies

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          I think a stray ox or ass is a perfect metaphor for the gypsies. I don't understand how anyone could ever defend them.
          That's the nice thing, pretty much nobody ever has.





          Gyppos are such scum that they're almost universally recognized as such.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 5016

            #35
            Re: Gypsies

            Originally posted by Roland View Post
            For those who speak Bible it might not: Matthew 6:25-34
            That raises an interesting question: what language do the Gypsies even speak? Gyppo??? Some bastardizad foreign mixture like Luxembourgish? No, if they were to be forced to learn one language - American - and stick to it they may finally get somewhere in life. Look at me, proudly monotonal, and I get to travel the world.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14401

              #36
              Re: Gypsies

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Do you even hover?

              Exodus 23:4 "If thou meet thine enemy’s ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again."
              She was responding to Deuteronomy 22:1

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Deuteronomy 22:1

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