[Jim Farmer]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

Sorry, apparently 2 of those couldn't be seen.
Tampons as toys:


Tampons disguised as tobacco:


And I forgot to include a picture of what I caught my maid with last Christmas. A tampon nativity!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

I understand it is a cultural thing.

Cultural? It's a MUDSLIME THING!

Back to the topic. We must be vigilant about the ways that women will try to smuggle Satan's little cotton fingers into Freehold.

Disguised as whisky flasks:


As children's toys:



Even as tobacco!

[Roland]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

Well, that's what he told her mom and dad. He'd already been married to her for 3 years at that point, so what's the real truth?

I don´t think Mohammed would commit taqiyya over something as trivial as this. Perhaps you´re right though and Mohammed did ¨consummate¨ the marriage earlier, when Aisha was six years old. I understand it is a cultural thing.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

At age twelve? Ask Muhammad, he got up into Aisha when she was nine years old.

Well, that's what he told her mom and dad. He'd already been married to her for 3 years at that point, so what's the real truth?

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

At age twelve? Ask Muhammad, he got up into Aisha when she was nine years old.

I said, like, at age twelve. I know it can be younger or older

[Jim Farmer]

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Whores fulfill an important social function / need. Therefore have some civilized countries legalized their service...

The only social function performed by whores is to keep Satan happy as he knows he has so many more disciples.

[Roland]

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Menstrual blood is tissue from the lining of the uterus. You're thinking of ovulation, which is a totally different thing. And if we stayed pregnant all the time and never had periods, then we would have to start bearing children at like, age twelve. Having a child at that age is very unhealthy and takes a serious toll on the body.

At age twelve? Ask Mohammed, he got up into Aisha when she was nine years old.

[Germanicus]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

So if you see somewhere a trail of blood, you know that there is a imbecilic fundementalist nearby...

[harlotismymiddlename]

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Did you know that menstral blood contains spontaneously aborted egg-children who never got a chance to accept Jesus as their savior because their mother was negligent in having her husband sire another child on her that month? It's true.

Every time I think of garbage pails full of precious egg-children soaking into cotton, who were never given a chance to develop a personal relationship with Jesus, I weep.

Menstrual blood is tissue from the lining of the uterus. You're thinking of ovulation, which is a totally different thing. And if we stayed pregnant all the time and never had periods, then we would have to start bearing children at like, age twelve. Having a child at that age is very unhealthy and takes a serious toll on the body.

[Germanicus]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

To shoot at harlots like you just to annoy you.

Whores fulfill an important social function / need. Therefore have some civilized countries legalized their service...

[harlotismymiddlename]

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EXCUSE ME! TAMPONS, AKA "SATANS LITTLE COTTON FINGERS" ARE NOT A FIT TOPIC OF DISCUSSION ON THIS GODLY BOARD!

WOMEN WILL SILENTLY ACCEPT THAT THEY MUST SUFFER FOR ETERNITY FOR EVE'S INDESCRETIONS AND NOT JOIN IN MANLY DISCUSSIONS!

How can you call yourself a pastor and act this way. You are a sexist, rude, judgmental bigot that should really be ashamed of himself.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Great. The atheist turd tricked you into posting enough details about yourself to fuel his compulsive masturbation antics for another week.

Oh God Pastor, you're right, I'm sorry for posting those stupid things about my life, is just that I don't like how arrogant the atheists are. Feel free to delete my previous post if you're not comfortable with it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I went to my doctor and he told me I had a 2 weeks pregnancy, so I get pregnant before Adam and I start planning one, I didn't notice my missing periods because I'm very irregular since always. Are you happy with that?

Great. The atheist turd tricked you into posting enough details about yourself to fuel his compulsive masturbation antics for another week.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Even though human females typically have no reason to suspect that they're pregnant until one or more missed periods? And even modern pregnancy tests cannot hope to yield any meaningful answer until implantation occurs, typically 6 to 12 days after ovulation?

Lemme guess, an angel appeared and told you.

Yup, it's a bone-a fidey miracle, I tells ya. The Second Coming, fer sher.

I went to my doctor and he told me I had a 2 weeks pregnancy, so I get pregnant before Adam and I start planning one, I didn't notice my missing periods because I'm very irregular since always. Are you happy with that?

[Didymus Much]

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Brother, I have fantastic news for you, Adam and I are going to have a new baby, I'm pregnant...

Really?

...so in 9 months Landover will have a new Christ Soldier

Even though human females typically have no reason to suspect that they're pregnant until one or more missed periods? And even modern pregnancy tests cannot hope to yield any meaningful answer until implantation occurs, typically 6 to 12 days after ovulation?

Lemme guess, an angel appeared and told you.

Yup, it's a bone-a fidey miracle, I tells ya. The Second Coming, fer sher.











Why do so many noobs try to make Landover all about them and their stupid little dramas, instead of realizing what's really going on here?