[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

The body releases blood because it needs new blood if a woman gets pregnaut.

I'm sorry but I agree with Pastor Al.
How old are you? Haven't they taught you the facts of life yet?

The body releases blood because the uterus goes through a cycle where it builds up a lining to hold an embryo. Then the woman ovulates and she releases an egg. When that egg is not fertilized, it simply falls through the uterus empty and the unneeded lining is torn away, thus the blood.

Are you sure you're female? At the age of even 12 you should already know that!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The body releases blood because it needs new blood if a woman gets pregnaut.

OK, your grasp of biology has left me speechless.

[Ixi]

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The body releases blood because it needs new blood if a woman gets pregnaut.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Working=stacking shelves and helping build porch.

Having a period is totally normal, the bodys way of releasing blood.

Ixcky, "I" am totally normal and my body DOES NOT RELEASE BLOOD. Or, if it does, I go to the hospital. If you need to release blood, get some leeches!

[Ixi]

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Working=stacking shelves and helping build porch.

Having a period is totally normal, the bodys way of releasing blood.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah but its stupid to sit on a rag inside all day when you could be working with a tampon!

What on earth!? Are you trying to tell us that you continue patronizing your clients with that satanic device in your cooter?! Don't your johns notice it??

You really need to study the Word of God.

Leviticus 20:18
And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

Ezekiel 18:5-6
But if a man be just, and do that which is lawful and right, and hath not ... come near to a menstruous woman.....

What you are doing disgusts Jesus. But I suppose that makes you happy, heathen.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What are you having? Fertilized eggs and blood sausage?

No, but now I'm not sure I'll be able to for some time from now on

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ugh. I'll respond more to this topic after I eat breakfast. I'm getting images I don't like!

What are you having? Fertilized eggs and blood sausage?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ugh. I'll respond more to this topic after I eat breakfast. I'm getting images I don't like!

[Ixi]

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Yeah but its stupid to sit on a rag inside all day when you could be working with a tampon!

[Brother Temperance]

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As I've said before, there is no pleasure to be had from the insertation or removal of a tampon. The whole process is quite messy. They can be, however, as Ixi has said, quite convenient.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the "whole process" is nothing more than laziness and attention-seeking. If I can go a month without bleeding thorugh my genitals, I see no reason why everyone else can't do the same.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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As I've said before, there is no pleasure to be had from the insertation or removal of a tampon. The whole process is quite messy. They can be, however, as Ixi has said, quite convenient.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.

Truly disgusting! Do you know that you are violating God's Holy Word by doing that, you filthy harlot?

Leviticus 15:19-30
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.

[Jesus is Lord]

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Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.

You swim while on your monthly curse?! How dirty! Nobody else can use that pool now because of you.

Tampons are Satan's Little Cotton Fingers! They are evil!

[SUV]

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Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.

Oh, really! Well, I prefer to go "running" with Jesus!

Except for He always gets so sweaty and then He wants me to get in the shower with him. Say! I ever told you that story? I think it happened once around C H R I S T M A S time.

SUV