[Brother Temperance]

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The only reason why women are not in more positions of power is because women's lib has been a slow process that is still being worked on. You know the old saying, Rome wasn't built in a day.

Have you ever wondered why it's so slow? Have you noticed that men don't seem to have any problems liberating themselves? Perhaps "the sisterhood" would be better off if they left the running of the feminist movement to competent (i.e. male) people, and got back in the kitchen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.

Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.

Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.




Bless you my Children,
Father Mo

P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?

...Yes, and leave it to a mary-worshipping pervert like you to know all about "sticking things in places they don't belong". By the way, it IS a crime. Which is why the papist antichrist you serve is having to pawn some of his gold tiaras to pay the billions of dollars in lawsuits your cult loses every day.

Not to mention that Jesus is going to send every one of you skirt-wearing pedophiles to the nastiest parts of hellfire. You'll be up to your ears in used rotting tampons once Jesus gets His hands on you, "father" pervert.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.

Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.

Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.




Bless you my Children,
Father Mo



P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?

[eliot mayfield]

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Have you stopped to consider what the world might have been like if women had not been oppressed through the ages?
For one, I bet there would not have been any 'world wars' if women had been running the show..

There have been nothing but wars since women got the vote!

[lilith]

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Be silent, you old crone! I was chased for miles by one of those.. It was about fifteen feet tall! Can't you see the trees in the background?

Trees? Oh.
You mean those little weeds.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Which no doubt would explain WHY the world's in such an almighty mess.

Pastor Al...if you're scared of a wee lizard like that,try looking up a Tuatara sometime.

Be silent, you old crone! I was chased for miles by one of those.. It was about fifteen feet tall! Can't you see the trees in the background?

[lilith]

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Yes, that's why women work in those kinds of jobs and men are in charge. Thank you for making my point. Please note that every single nation ever led by a woman either no longer exists at all or is in the toilet. England doesn't count because the Queen isn't really in charge.

Which no doubt would explain WHY the world's in such an almighty mess.

Pastor Al...if you're scared of a wee lizard like that,try looking up a Tuatara sometime.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Pastor Al, keep in mind I don't believe in the bible.
A mythological book is not a real reason for women to be oppressed. Clearly the writers, being male, would have wanted to paint women to be the villains.

Silly woman! The Bible is not mythological. IT EXISTS! Please do something about your English skills when speaking to Pastors.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Pastor Al, keep in mind I don't believe in the bible.
A mythological book is not a real reason for women to be oppressed. Clearly the writers, being male, would have wanted to paint women to be the villains.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Have you stopped to consider what the world might have been like if women had not been oppressed through the ages?
For one, I bet there would not have been any 'world wars' if women had been running the show..

OPPRESSED?!?!?!? Women were created by GOD to have babies and be servants. It only went wrong when EVE suckered Adam into eating fruit from the forbidden tree and GOD caused women to be punished, NOT MEN! WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Case closed. End of story. Read it for yourself.
Genesis 3

1Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?


2And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:


3But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.


4And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:


5For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.


6And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.


7And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.


8And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.


9And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?


10And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.


11And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?


12And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.


13And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.


14And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:


15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.


16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


17And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;


18Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;


19In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.


20And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.


21Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.


22And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:


23Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.


24So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Have you stopped to consider what the world might have been like if women had not been oppressed through the ages?
For one, I bet there would not have been any 'world wars' if women had been running the show..

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The only reason why women are not in more positions of power is because women's lib has been a slow process that is still being worked on. You know the old saying, Rome wasn't built in a day.

No. And it wasn't built by women.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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The only reason why women are not in more positions of power is because women's lib has been a slow process that is still being worked on. You know the old saying, Rome wasn't built in a day.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Most of those are lezbeans, so they don't really count as real women.

By the way, what happened to Sarah Lee? Did she get canned from her own company? I thought she was still in charge over there....I can understand a female running a cake company, they have natural abilities in the kitchen.

Sara Lee doesn't exist any more than Aunt Jemima or Betty Crocker. Click here and look at all three of the tabs at the left. I don't see their garment line but they own about 30% of Israel's mercantile capacity.

http://www.saralee.com/ourbrands/lob.aspx?line=foodbev

[Jesus is Lord]

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I see. Women don't listen?
This from the half of the human species which is unable to multi-task.

God gave women the ability to multi-task so they can do their duties better. Multi-tasking allows women to wash dishes while watching the kids and bringing their husband, resting after a long, hard day at work, a beer when he wants one.