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Dear fellow True Christians™,
I have been gone for some time as you all know on a very special missionary mission to Europe. But, as only the LBC senior pastors and LBU Creation Science Board of Directors were aware, I was also keeping tabs on a particular group of ultra satanic atheist scientists. I am happy to say that my mission is complete and I will be returning to the good ole U.S. this coming Monday.
Last year the Allied Atheist Alliance (A3) threatened the entire world with the completion of their Large Hardon Collider. This devious device, constructed between France and Switzerland (God, help us!), as if to signify it was a point of geological sodomy between the smug surrender monkeys and the cowardly neutrality gibbons, aimed to open a portal to the depths of Hell itself. This horrendous portal would emanate the despotic Higgs Boson particle, blasphemously referred to as the "god particle" to the public, but known in the inner scientific community as the "gay particle". These microscopic demons, or "particles", would spread out over the entire world in all directions simultaneously, seeping through rock, concrete and flesh. Yes, flesh! Imagine your every orifice being assaulted. Every dark crevice invaded and defiled. There would literally be one of those chinkoid hotel orgies occurring within each and every single man, woman, child and infant. Except it would be a gay orgy!!! And then to top it all off, once the mass of the gay particles reached a critical junction an earth-hell imbalance will occur which would pull all the micro demons back into Hell. This will pull every infected form of matter with it. Yes, Satan planned to suck every last denizen of Earth into Hell in what scientist call a "Black Hole".
Obviously, there is a threat. Clearly, we are being lied to. Allow me to go over a few points.
1.) How do you LOOK for INVISIBLE matter?
2.) If gay particles have been bombarding us for centuries how come we aren't all gay?
3.) If gay particles are indeed bombarding us at this very moment why spend 10 billion euros constructing the LHC? Why not just pick a spot somewhere and monitor it for particle collisions?
4.) Aren't scientist always claiming these are particles small enough to pass through matter? Wouldn't the stray "intergalactic particles" that are constantly bombarding us get inside the LHC and mess up the experiment?
5.) If the scientists know that it is completely harmless, then why bother with the experiment? If you already know everything what's the point?
6.) As you will see in the next video they had to make a choice to homosexualize the particles. The particles weren't born that way. But if gay particles (lone gay "protons") are bombarding Earth, shouldn't they natural pick up their naturally partner lesbian particles (feminine "electrons") and become heterosexual particles? In other words, the claim that gay particles are exploding everywhere cannot be true.
If you are confused about this particle talk, let it be known that we already know that atoms don't really exist. Click HERE for details. So what exactly are these particles they are colliding? I'll tell you. It's the divine substance of nature sexual orientation as God intended. The feminine joined with the masculine. This is proof positive that homosexuality is a choice because there are no lone "electrons" or "protons" making up anything.
If you're still not convinced that it is homosexual sorcerer look at this:
1.) The commentator is clearly a homosexual effeminate.
2.) The "electron" (feminine principle) is separated from the "proton" (masculine principle). This all proton particle orgy goes against nature.
3.) Starting at 1:25 you can almost feel the sexual tension. I nearly climaxed in my pants at 1:58!!! Luckily, as a True Christian™ the power of Satan could not overcome me, but unsaved trash will be instantly defiled.
4.) You can clearly see that this machine is channeling the circles of Hell as these homosexual protons get more and more hot and heavy.
5.) At the final circles of Hell the homosexual protons are given roles. An obvious assignment of gender roles. The blue protons are the pitcher (bears) and the pink protons are the catchers (effeminates).
6.) Then they produce "subatomic" sodomy at four points which opens portals to Hell, showering the world in gay particles.
7.) Notice at 5:58 the international homosexual rainbow symbology is displayed as the result of the collision of sodomite particles.
8.) The atheists involved are clearly fans of The Divine Comedy. Notice that there are 9 circles. 4 occurring in the booster stage, 1 occuring at the proton synchrotron, 1 at the super proton synchrotron and 2 in the LHC itself. The last occurring at the sodomy collison point in which the "rings" of the infamous Ring Theory are supposed to manifest. Those being the rainbow symbols I mentioned. In reality, they are Hellgates.
Now that you've had a refresher course I'll get to my point. In May 2008 the Allied Atheist Alliance was poised to send the world into utter chaos. It was like the plotline of a bad Hollywood summer blockbuster that would have been #1 in the secular jewish box office. But we at Landover Baptist Church turned the tide. Our prayers saved the world. It is our prayers that sparked the infinite compassion of Jesus to spare our despicable lives. But the A3 was not going to give up without a fight which is extremely out of character for France and Switzerland. Satan ordered them to repair the damage Jesus, through our prayers, wrought. The A3 scheduled to try activate it again on September 2008. But we would not sit back and witness the world sink into homosexual anarchy, amoral lawlessness and darwinistic bestiality. We prayed our hearts out because we love the people of the world so very much and Jesus answered our prayers once again ripping the LHC's super magnets out of their hinges and neutralizing Satan's massive hardon from colliding. But the battle of planet Earth is not over. It's been keep hush hush because the A3 doesn't want us to thwart them again, but the LHC is scheduled to be turned on in mid November!!!
We must stand up to Satan's schemes once again! We will not see the world sucked into Hell! We will not stand by and watch the entire world become homosexualized! We will bow our heads and PRAY!!!
I have been gone for some time as you all know on a very special missionary mission to Europe. But, as only the LBC senior pastors and LBU Creation Science Board of Directors were aware, I was also keeping tabs on a particular group of ultra satanic atheist scientists. I am happy to say that my mission is complete and I will be returning to the good ole U.S. this coming Monday.
Last year the Allied Atheist Alliance (A3) threatened the entire world with the completion of their Large Hardon Collider. This devious device, constructed between France and Switzerland (God, help us!), as if to signify it was a point of geological sodomy between the smug surrender monkeys and the cowardly neutrality gibbons, aimed to open a portal to the depths of Hell itself. This horrendous portal would emanate the despotic Higgs Boson particle, blasphemously referred to as the "god particle" to the public, but known in the inner scientific community as the "gay particle". These microscopic demons, or "particles", would spread out over the entire world in all directions simultaneously, seeping through rock, concrete and flesh. Yes, flesh! Imagine your every orifice being assaulted. Every dark crevice invaded and defiled. There would literally be one of those chinkoid hotel orgies occurring within each and every single man, woman, child and infant. Except it would be a gay orgy!!! And then to top it all off, once the mass of the gay particles reached a critical junction an earth-hell imbalance will occur which would pull all the micro demons back into Hell. This will pull every infected form of matter with it. Yes, Satan planned to suck every last denizen of Earth into Hell in what scientist call a "Black Hole".
Obviously, there is a threat. Clearly, we are being lied to. Allow me to go over a few points.
1.) How do you LOOK for INVISIBLE matter?
2.) If gay particles have been bombarding us for centuries how come we aren't all gay?
3.) If gay particles are indeed bombarding us at this very moment why spend 10 billion euros constructing the LHC? Why not just pick a spot somewhere and monitor it for particle collisions?
4.) Aren't scientist always claiming these are particles small enough to pass through matter? Wouldn't the stray "intergalactic particles" that are constantly bombarding us get inside the LHC and mess up the experiment?
5.) If the scientists know that it is completely harmless, then why bother with the experiment? If you already know everything what's the point?
6.) As you will see in the next video they had to make a choice to homosexualize the particles. The particles weren't born that way. But if gay particles (lone gay "protons") are bombarding Earth, shouldn't they natural pick up their naturally partner lesbian particles (feminine "electrons") and become heterosexual particles? In other words, the claim that gay particles are exploding everywhere cannot be true.
If you are confused about this particle talk, let it be known that we already know that atoms don't really exist. Click HERE for details. So what exactly are these particles they are colliding? I'll tell you. It's the divine substance of nature sexual orientation as God intended. The feminine joined with the masculine. This is proof positive that homosexuality is a choice because there are no lone "electrons" or "protons" making up anything.
If you're still not convinced that it is homosexual sorcerer look at this:
1.) The commentator is clearly a homosexual effeminate.
2.) The "electron" (feminine principle) is separated from the "proton" (masculine principle). This all proton particle orgy goes against nature.
3.) Starting at 1:25 you can almost feel the sexual tension. I nearly climaxed in my pants at 1:58!!! Luckily, as a True Christian™ the power of Satan could not overcome me, but unsaved trash will be instantly defiled.
4.) You can clearly see that this machine is channeling the circles of Hell as these homosexual protons get more and more hot and heavy.
5.) At the final circles of Hell the homosexual protons are given roles. An obvious assignment of gender roles. The blue protons are the pitcher (bears) and the pink protons are the catchers (effeminates).
6.) Then they produce "subatomic" sodomy at four points which opens portals to Hell, showering the world in gay particles.
7.) Notice at 5:58 the international homosexual rainbow symbology is displayed as the result of the collision of sodomite particles.
8.) The atheists involved are clearly fans of The Divine Comedy. Notice that there are 9 circles. 4 occurring in the booster stage, 1 occuring at the proton synchrotron, 1 at the super proton synchrotron and 2 in the LHC itself. The last occurring at the sodomy collison point in which the "rings" of the infamous Ring Theory are supposed to manifest. Those being the rainbow symbols I mentioned. In reality, they are Hellgates.
Now that you've had a refresher course I'll get to my point. In May 2008 the Allied Atheist Alliance was poised to send the world into utter chaos. It was like the plotline of a bad Hollywood summer blockbuster that would have been #1 in the secular jewish box office. But we at Landover Baptist Church turned the tide. Our prayers saved the world. It is our prayers that sparked the infinite compassion of Jesus to spare our despicable lives. But the A3 was not going to give up without a fight which is extremely out of character for France and Switzerland. Satan ordered them to repair the damage Jesus, through our prayers, wrought. The A3 scheduled to try activate it again on September 2008. But we would not sit back and witness the world sink into homosexual anarchy, amoral lawlessness and darwinistic bestiality. We prayed our hearts out because we love the people of the world so very much and Jesus answered our prayers once again ripping the LHC's super magnets out of their hinges and neutralizing Satan's massive hardon from colliding. But the battle of planet Earth is not over. It's been keep hush hush because the A3 doesn't want us to thwart them again, but the LHC is scheduled to be turned on in mid November!!!
We must stand up to Satan's schemes once again! We will not see the world sucked into Hell! We will not stand by and watch the entire world become homosexualized! We will bow our heads and PRAY!!!
HALLELUJAH!!!!
That's why we have to 
mr.Brooks, i thinks 5:37 -5:46 show them liddle Liberace protons wiv jewels on 
, they kinda do a boogie-woogie as they travels 
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You are clearly ahead of your female peers when it comes to intellectual insightfulness.
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