Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

[Gabriel Reproba]

If you thought Pastor Ezekiel's post on Houston electing a homo mayor was disturbing, you may want to avoid reading the following:

This Friday, Nevada has legalized GAY MALE PROSTITUTION:

Technically, male prostitution wasn't expressly prohibited before, but health codes required "that prostitutes must undergo 'cervical' testing for sexually transmitted diseases," leaving those without a cervix out of a job. Bobbi Davis, owner of the Shady Lady Ranch, hired an ACLU lawyer to ask that the language be changed, and the health board approved the request. Davis intends to have male prostitutes working for her in the new year. Like her female employees, they'll decide whether to accept men, women or both as clients.

Just like the ACLJ00! Go to court and CHANGE MEDICAL SCIENCE to twist God's laws of NATURE to allow gay whores!

While it will send a man to Hell, one can at least understand a sinner's lust when he sees a female prostitute's luscious bosom and firm buttocks... smells her hair and detects just a trace of citrus mixed with coconut... and feels the heat of her breath on his neck... Imagining what she would be like in more intimate circumstances... ...

THAT, you can at least UNDERSTAND since those whores are guided by Satan to seduce righteous men.

But HOMO WHORES? (Whomores? WHOREMOS? I don't even know what insulting name to give them!)

I suggest Pastor Ezekiel form an emergency prayer chain and study this problem to see what action needs to be taken! We can not allow gay whores to infiltrate our country!

[Nobar King]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

I've never understood the point of gay prostitutes. Aren't there gays giving it up for free all over the damned place?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

I've never understood the point of gay prostitutes. Aren't there gays giving it up for free all over the damned place?

Maybe so, but sodomites are constantly on the lookout for new ways to offend Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe so, but sodomites are constantly on the lookout for new ways to offend Jesus.

Amen Pastor. The radical queer agenda will stop at nothing to enrage our Savior.

I may have to take a missionary trip out to Nevada to investigate this myself. Bringing the battle to satan is what I do!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

Amen Pastor. The radical queer agenda will stop at nothing to enrage our Savior.

I may have to take a missionary trip out to Nevada to investigate this myself. Bringing the battle to satan is what I do!

I knew you would rise to the occasion, Pastor Ezekiel! Get down there and give it to those sinners!

[White_Kimbo]

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I may be new to the church and it's forum, but I am not new to the strength of Christ!

I will travel to Nevada and deal with these homo whores. As one of God's angels wrestled the sin out of Jacob, crippling him in the process, I too will wrestle the sin out of these men.

EDIT: I am currently underfunded for this venture. If anybody would like to donate (not taking away from tithing) to this cause, your tax deductible dollars will be put to good use.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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Pastor says hes' going to nevada to rebuke the faggot prostututs he says hes' going to take me as his body guard so they wont' rape him he says once hes' done with his' mission he might could get me a good job in nevada isnt' that just like the Landover Baptist pastors all ways thinking about they're flock.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

Brother Nobar brings up a very important point: How can there be a market for homosexual prostitutes when they will willingly give it up for free? I myself can literally name dozens of cruising hotspots off the top of my head. Not only that, but I didn't learn about them from being "in the know" with the sodomite community, but I've accidentally wandered into too many disturbing scenarios.

The Love's truck stop off of I-80 is filled with them. Men's bathroom, furthest stall between 10 pm and 2 am every night. Let me tell you, I learned about that one the hard way when I had some bad Mexican food attack my intestines as I was driving one late night and had to stop for an emergency restroom session. Push open the stall and there's this guy with his pants around his ankles, fondling his privy member. He then offered to perform an act that offends God greatly on me for free.

Don't forget Wildmon Park's bathrooms, the juniper bushes behind the pond off of Elk Grove Rd., the Wendy's bathroom on Thursday nights, and all those other places. All these places have men soliciting sex for free!

So, if a heterosexual True Christian(tm) pastor like me has stumbled into all these places, think of all the other secret hideouts these sodomites go for quickie abominations. Why would anyone pay for a male prostitute? It just doesn't make sense.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

Disgusting.

The next thing you know, the powerful forces behind The Homersexural Agenda(tm) will legalize homo prostitution in DC. Before long they'll be trolling the bowels of the White House and using their access to distort the will of the people.

[Brother Quest]

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Good Rev. Osborne, I have it on good word that those politicians up there at the White House are building a lite rail train directly from Dinseyland to the Brothels.. I fear for the Christian youth that may have to ride by and see such activities..

I'm sure it will be mostly Politicians using this lite rail to get directly to the area and inspect thier good legislation.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Republican Senator Larry Craig of Idaho is also going to lead a fact-finding mission down to Nevada to investigate this nefarious activity. Accompanying Mr Craig will be another Republican, Senator David Vitter who has done so much to promote family values.

I feel so much safer knowing that these two True Christians are on the job.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

As an Ex-Gay® myself, I think I have a unique insight into the minds of today's modern homo hookers. You see, your average homo pervert is in a constant state of excitement at the prospect of anal sex. And these unholy urges soon destroy his ability to reason.

Thus enfeebled by his own perverted anal obsession, a homo will do things that make little to no sense to a normal person. For instance, why would a homo pay for sodomy when there were other willing sodomites that were likewise enflamed with sodomitic rape lust? Who knows, only a homo could answer that question, and I am now an Ex-Gay®, so I cannot answer this disgusting query.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

Isn't there some surgical cure for homoism? I mean, they can cure rapists by chopping off their tallywackers, right? So perhaps homos could be cured by sewing up their a$$holes.

I heard that they can cure Democrats and make them into Republicans using this surgery. Just amazing what medical science can do these days.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Gabriel Reproba]

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Isn't there some surgical cure for homoism?

. Yes! It is called The Love Of Jesus! If that doesn't work, the backup procedure is called The Threat of HELL!!!!

[Noah Dint]

Re: Homo Prostitution Legalized in Nevada!

This is clearly another example of how this hellbound modern society is conditioning the general public. The government is now creating outlets where the people they release prematurely from prison can go and pay to receive what they were getting nightly while behind bars.