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  • EmilyRose
    Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
    • Dec 2009
    • 55

    #1

    Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

    First off, Galieo. He said that the earth revolves around the
    sun, but that went against the teachings of the church so they placed him under house arrest untill he died. GUESS WHAT?? The earth revolves around the sun!

    Christianity says that God created every thing, but who created God?

    The whole Adam and Eve thing. The bible states that God created Adam and Eve first, but fossil records clearly show that things where on the earth before humans.

    The virgin birth. Just think about it and you will realise how
    stupid that is. How can a virgin give birth? That just goes against all
    science, except the type of lizard that can clone itself. If you still belive
    in the virgin birth are you implying that mary was a lizard?

    Noahs ark 2 of every animal mhmm, lets see... a boat that can hold 2
    elephants, rhinos, giraffes, hippos, kimono dragons, apes, wolves, and etc. is just impossible. It would take a genious to design a boat able to do
    that and noah wasn't a genious.

    A few questions for you - where did he get the polar bears, penguins, etc from? Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later,
    the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an
    olive tree survive the flood? And if any seeds happened to survive, they
    certainly wouldn't germinate and grow leaves within a seven day period. When the animals left the ark, what would they have eaten? There would have been no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year. What would the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct.
    And how did the New World primates or the Australian marsupials find there way back after the flood subsided? Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns their dead bodies for God. According to the bible, this would have caused the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark.

    "Love your enemies."
    Well, it's a nice thought. But it seems strange coming from someone who
    damns his enemies to hell.

    In Exodus there are two very different versions of the Ten Commandments, and God is claiming that they are exactly the same (Exo 20:1-17 vs. Exo 34:1,12-26).According to Gen 2:18-19 God created man before the animals, but Gen 1:25-26 tells us that it was the other way around.
    The Earth is claimed to be flat.
    Jesus is said to be born while Herod the Great was alive (Mat 2:1-2), and while Quirinius was governor of Syria (Luk 2:1-7). Unfortunately Qurinius became governor ten years after Herod died.
  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

    One reason why He does: CHRISTMAS

    Gomer!

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    • EmilyRose
      Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
      • Dec 2009
      • 55

      #3
      Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      One reason why He does: CHRISTMAS

      Gomer!
      Wow -applauds-
      Fantastic argument. How long did it take you to think that up and make the letters pretty colours.

      If that's your only argument, then your religion isn't built on very sturdy foundations.

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      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2193

        #4
        Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

        Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
        First off, Galieo. He said that the earth revolves around the
        sun, but that went against the teachings of the church so they placed him under house arrest untill he died. GUESS WHAT?? The earth revolves around the sun!
        He also admitted to lying before he died. Fact.



        Christianity says that God created every thing, but who created God?
        Nobody. Dumbo.

        The whole Adam and Eve thing. The bible states that God created Adam and Eve first, but fossil records clearly show that things where on the earth before humans.
        Exactly - animals and plants made for human nourishment, clothing and cheese-making.

        The virgin birth. Just think about it and you will realise how
        stupid that is. How can a virgin give birth?
        If she's already pregnant. Dumbo. Same with blasphemous implantation techniques too. Dumb-dumb.

        It would take a genious to design a boat able to do
        that and noah wasn't a genious.
        Do you mean 'genius'? Did you know Noah? Or see his grade school reports? Didn't think so.

        A few questions for you - where did he get the polar bears, penguins, etc from? Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later,
        the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an
        olive tree survive the flood? And if any seeds happened to survive, they
        certainly wouldn't germinate and grow leaves within a seven day period. When the animals left the ark, what would they have eaten? There would have been no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year. What would the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct.
        And how did the New World primates or the Australian marsupials find there way back after the flood subsided? Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns their dead bodies for God. According to the bible, this would have caused the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark.
        You'd be surprised at both the hardiness of olives and the short-sightedness of doves. Proves nothing. Typical knee-jerk unthought out post.

        You really have to read more and use the grey matter the Lord gave you to help you figure things out and listen to Him.

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        • Noah Dint
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 695

          #5
          Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

          You're not serious are you? This is obviously a joke. It's a joke right?

          Nobody can be this stupid.

          I will take two minutes to quickly answer your asinine questions...

          Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
          First off, Galieo. He said that the earth revolves around the
          sun, but that went against the teachings of the church so they placed him under house arrest untill he died. GUESS WHAT?? The earth revolves around the sun!
          Who is Galieo? Is that the company that makes wine?

          Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
          Christianity says that God created every thing, but who created God?
          Since God created everything we are aware of, what does the history of the Omnipotent God we worship matter? Are you trying to break the chain of command or something? Sheesh! Some folks are just never satisfied with enough.

          Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
          The whole Adam and Eve thing. The bible states that God created Adam and Eve first, but fossil records clearly show that things where on the earth before humans.
          God created everything you know. And he did it in a week. Now you have to understand, God had a firm business plan with milestones! And he did not miss one deadline either that week. On day four he started making animals. He started with birds, then went on to goof around with the fishes and then got on to land animals. He didn't even get to us humans until day five.

          THE BOOK OF GENISIS

          25 - And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
          26 - And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
          27 - So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

          NOTE: God created the cow prior to creating a woman. What a blessing it is to women that he got the "udder" thing out of the way early!


          Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
          The virgin birth. Just think about it and you will realise how
          stupid that is. How can a virgin give birth? That just goes against all
          science, except the type of lizard that can clone itself. If you still belive
          in the virgin birth are you implying that mary was a lizard?
          Where on this Holy Board did you see anyone imply that Mary was a lizard? And didn't we just learn in Genisis that He can create life out of nothingness? -OK, so she was a woman. That's really close to nothing.

          Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
          Noahs ark 2 of every animal mhmm, lets see... a boat that can hold 2
          elephants, rhinos, giraffes, hippos, kimono dragons, apes, wolves, and etc. is just impossible. It would take a genious to design a boat able to do
          that and noah wasn't a genious.
          Please use proper grammer. It's not "noah". It's Noah. I hate when anyone does that to my name!

          How do you know that Noah was no genius? I don't remember reading about that in the bible. Anyway, that is a non-issue because the plans for the Ark were given to him by God. Noah was known for his gathering, building and ship piloting skills. Not for drafting and designing vessels.

          I believe I have answered enough of your questions to show you that we do indeed have all of the answers. And the good news is....

          You do too! They are there in the Bible just waiting for you to read!

          It is obvious you have NOT read your Bible - or you are just another retard that can't retain information. Both of those things are a path straight to Hell. I would suggest if you are not severely mentally challenged to go read your Bible. If there is any certain passage you can't figure out I would be happy to help you with it.

          You know where to find me...

          -ND

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

            Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
            Wow -applauds-
            Fantastic argument. How long did it take you to think that up and make the letters pretty colours.
            As long as it took you to copy/paste your blasphemy from some filthy atheist website.

            What's wrong? Can't think for yourself can you?
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29443

              #7
              Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

              Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
              First off, Galieo. He said that the earth revolves around the
              sun, but that went against the teachings of the church so they placed him under house arrest untill he died. GUESS WHAT?? The earth revolves around the sun!

              Christianity says that God created every thing, but who created God?

              The whole Adam and Eve thing. The bible states that God created Adam and Eve first, but fossil records clearly show that things where on the earth before humans.

              The virgin birth. Just think about it and you will realise how
              stupid that is. How can a virgin give birth? That just goes against all
              science, except the type of lizard that can clone itself. If you still belive
              in the virgin birth are you implying that mary was a lizard?

              Noahs ark 2 of every animal mhmm, lets see... a boat that can hold 2
              elephants, rhinos, giraffes, hippos, kimono dragons, apes, wolves, and etc. is just impossible. It would take a genious to design a boat able to do
              that and noah wasn't a genious.

              A few questions for you - where did he get the polar bears, penguins, etc from? Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later,
              the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an
              olive tree survive the flood? And if any seeds happened to survive, they
              certainly wouldn't germinate and grow leaves within a seven day period. When the animals left the ark, what would they have eaten? There would have been no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year. What would the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct.
              And how did the New World primates or the Australian marsupials find there way back after the flood subsided? Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns their dead bodies for God. According to the bible, this would have caused the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark.

              "Love your enemies."
              Well, it's a nice thought. But it seems strange coming from someone who
              damns his enemies to hell.

              In Exodus there are two very different versions of the Ten Commandments, and God is claiming that they are exactly the same (Exo 20:1-17 vs. Exo 34:1,12-26).According to Gen 2:18-19 God created man before the animals, but Gen 1:25-26 tells us that it was the other way around.
              The Earth is claimed to be flat.
              Jesus is said to be born while Herod the Great was alive (Mat 2:1-2), and while Quirinius was governor of Syria (Luk 2:1-7). Unfortunately Qurinius became governor ten years after Herod died.
              Poor empty headed EmilyRose. Nary a clue, such a shame for one of God's creatures to be damaged goods.

              To better educate you, the words I used bolding on above are incorrect. Once you learn to spell and use proper case, we can move on to grammar and punctuation. But you must know, until you can write properly, your rantings come across as those of a mad woman and accordingly, can never be taken at all seriously.
              I will add, for someone who is trying to prove God does not exist (an impossible task, but you young people have blind hope, so run with it) I find it interesting you attempt to use His words in your proof.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22840

                #8
                Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
                "Love your enemies."
                Well, it's a nice thought. But it seems strange coming from someone who
                damns his enemies to hell.
                We are told to love our enemies, but, naturally, we must hate God's enemies.
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                • Noah Dint
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 695

                  #9
                  Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                  It is obvious that this person is retarded. Retards tend to ask many easy and empty questions in one long ramble. That is exactly what this person is doing.

                  There is no point in answering her questions, as they won't make any difference to her when she is burning in Hell repeatedly being sodomized by satan's own. Yes friends, the devil is as sick as they come. Imagine enjoying raping a retard. That's just kind of gross.

                  I'm sorry mam, we can't help you here.

                  -ND

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                  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2193

                    #10
                    Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                    Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
                    It is obvious that this person is retarded. Retards tend to ask many easy and empty questions in one long ramble. That is exactly what this person is doing.

                    There is no point in answering her questions, as they won't make any difference to her when she is burning in Hell repeatedly being sodomized by satan's own. Yes friends, the devil is as sick as they come. Imagine enjoying raping a retard. That's just kind of gross.

                    I'm sorry mam, we can't help you here.

                    -ND
                    I didn't feel worthy to feel the same way brother, but I do, nevertheless, echo your good sentiments. We should pity it.

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                    • Once was lost
                      ...but now is found.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 490

                      #11
                      Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                      I'll just chuckle and say, Emily Rose is a genious.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29443

                        #12
                        Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                        Perhaps, thin minded Emily meant 'disingenuous'.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          As long as it took you to copy/paste your blasphemy from some filthy atheist website.

                          What's wrong? Can't think for yourself can you?
                          She didn't even copy it right.



                          But at least she managed to spell "Galileo" and "genius" wrong, just like her source.

                          Typical atheistard listens to the "bedtime story" of Noah and doesn't read the Bible:

                          Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns
                          their dead bodies for God. According to the bible, this would have caused
                          the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark.
                          Two unclean. Seven clean. That there means one to sacrifice and three pairs to repopulate.

                          Read Genesis before telling us what it says.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • EmilyRose
                            Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 55

                            #14
                            Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                            Read these

                            Note: Jim Meritt’s “A List of Biblical Contradictions” is no longer available. It has been superseded by Donald Morgan’s “Bible Inconsistencies – Bible Contradictions.” You will be automatically redirected there in a few seconds–or click here to go there now.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #15
                              Re: Some reasons why God doesn't exist.

                              Wow. You are goofing on me .

                              I rest my case.

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