Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

[Noah Dint]

I have noticed over the past few days an influx of the retarded. Now as you all know, I am a very basic "old-law" and easy living type of gentleman.

Is there any way to perhaps get with our internet hosting provider to see where all of the retard traffic is coming from? Someone must have mis-posted a link on some social services retard site or something.

I feel as if I am trying to stand in the North Wing of the Church and carry on a conversation with friends while surrounded by ugly little retards that are drooling on my shoes and constantly interrupting my conversation.

There are better things to do here, especially in the midst of fellowship and light conversation, than to suddenly notice the strong odor of someone standing next to me that has shit themselves.

Perhaps we need to make the Unsaved Unwelcome sign a bit bigger?

Glory to GOD!

-ND

[Bob4God]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

It's been a problem for so long, Brother.

When you are GOD's chosen people, satan's minions really do come out of the woodwork. But think of it this way: In no time at all, we'll be sitting in Heaven, peering down into hell and laughing at those who mocked us! GLORY!

Rest assured, we keep close eyes on these folks and nobody ever, ever gets under the radar.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

Brother Dint: The DoF knows who they are, where they come from, even the location of their homes, names of family members and friends. I am sure you notice, from time to time, a new member will sign up and become banned before they make a single post. The DoF is that good!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

I have much sympathy with you Brother Dint. It is a cross we have to bear; there are those who come here who might see the True Glory of God, and others who, for one reason or another, just do not have the mental capacity to grasp the simplicity of The Trinity, how we may be Saved(tm) and the ultimate Sacrifice of The Resurrection despite access to God's Word and Landover.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

I think a good idea would be, in addition to the Bible question when you sign up, have a couple of IQ questions which would weed out the tards. Just 3 or 4 pretty simple logic questions that anyone with an IQ of at least 90 could answer.

We would cut new membership down by at least 80% with this.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

Brother Noah, etal...
May I take the contra-positive position and suggest that the recent influx of 'tards is due to this Forums success at attracting these simple minded chumps lost souls to this wonderful internets Mission of the Saved©?
{note: 'tards are attracted to bright shiny objects}

The problem with 'tards in multiple numbers is -- what to do with them once they are drawn here.
Perhaps they need to be viewed as an un-tapped resource for the righteous use of this Ministry.
'Tards are known to be able to handle heavy objects; live on a diet of french fried taters (w/mustard); and maybe do rainman math that would astound a math-fetished atheist.

I figure the recent horde of atheist coming here is cause atheist are sexually attracted to the 'tards.
Atheist (who think themselves geniuses at debating, but can't get laid) know that 'tards are the only people they can win an argument with.
Since the 'tards that come here are over-the-age-of-consent (but childlike mentally) , well, the atheist know they can take sexual advantage of them after pretending to win a babbling theological debate.
Atheist come here to argue 'tards into submission without being arrested for the crime of internet intellectual pedophilia upon a person of unsound mental ability {See Alabama Rev. Statutes sec 5c, subsection h}

I suggest using the 'tards that come here as slaves unpaid labor to maybe help clean and do needed chores. Thus, the test for them to get off probation should be long and arduous, or maybe they could even buy their freedom way into the Forums good graces.
As pogey-bait to attract the atheist (who we should drop thru a trapdoor for latter experimentation) the 'tards work pretty well, and thus should be temporarily tolerated and perhaps sequestered in a Forum cage holding pen area.

Just my way of thinking, hope it helps solve the problem.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she thinks 'tards talk funny...not queer funny ... funny Ha-Ha}

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

Perhaps the 'tards might be employed to carry out the Lord's work, but please, don't let Father Lester near them !!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

Brother, or is it Doctor Dint?

I will be the first to admit that reminding people of the same Scriptures over and over can be a bit tiresome, but it is part of God's Divine Mission. It's a labor of love that can't be discounted or taken lightly. We are in the business of saving souls here at LBC. It's the gift that never seems to stop giving. Shout praise!

Hebrews 12:3
For consider him that endured such contradiction of sinners against himself, lest ye be wearied and faint in your minds.

2 Thessalonians 3:13
But ye, brethren, be not weary in well doing.

2 Corinthians 4:1
Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not;

Ephesians 3:13
Wherefore I desire that ye faint not at my tribulations for you, which is your glory.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

Brother, or is it Doctor Dint?

You sir humble me. No, it is not Doctor. I was lucky to barely graduate high school. Intelligence has nothing to do with a degree. Yes, it most certainly helps to validate your knowledge, but if a person continues to learn throughout life in a childlike fashion - especially from the most evident lessons from God - then they shall outshine a true University scholar.

I truly appreciate the compliment, but to my Bretheren and fellow True Christians™, I am simply Noah.

Rev. Lebowski - do you suggest perhaps a Holy Forum area for the 'tards? I would not want to take a chance on offending God Almighty. He made them and may get quite miffed that we would associate with something he wasn't near as serious about creating.

-ND

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Influx of the Mentally Disabled.

Originally Posted by Noah Dint Rev. Lebowski - do you suggest perhaps a Holy Forum area for the 'tards? I would not want to take a chance on offending God Almighty. He made them and may get quite miffed that we would associate with something he wasn't near as serious about creating.

Noah, you may be on to something.....hummmm ....
I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts. Ecclesiastes 3:18

Yep, maybe a Holy Forum area where they can't soil up the main Forum with their drool and urine leaks--- yet where they can still be productive beast.
Some place out of sight, out of mind ... so to speak.... where they can repent and work off their sin of 'tardness.

It is academic to the likes of us Forum newbies.
Wiser Pastors' here hath surely wrestled with this 'tard problem since the inception of this Worthwhile True Christian™ Forum; and as Brother Bathfire says, "it's a cross we have to bear"
{But then again, 'tards are good at carrying heavy loads......}

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she is out on Ambien, again}