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  • ilovengland
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Jun 2007
    • 34

    #1

    This Website

    It's a joke right? Surely? I have been reading some of your posts and I had a barrel of laughs at most of them, but at other points you made me sick with disgust.

    I got linked to this site because I was reading about the GodHatesAmerica cult and I thought there couldn't be more people out there who were the same as these lunatics.

    But you have proved me wrong, you're not Christians, your some sought of sadistic cult that has no meaning in life. How can you sit there picking your noses and pretending to believe in God?

    You think people's hatred of you and what you stand for generates publicity that you use to make yourselves look big, but in actual fact it makes you look pathetic! You are all without meaning, without sense of reality, your lives are a waste on this earth.

    I don't enjoy criticizing fellow human beings, but it possible your not human beings at all.

    I chose my screen-name in a manner that would attract attention, and I hope as many of you read this as possible before you quickly ban me and delete this post, as I know none of you have any guts whatsoever to fight back against this post, and for those who do, it will simply be aggressive and racist. So don't bother wasting your energy on typing a response.

    Also, a message to a particular "pastor" of yours...goes by the name of Ezikel I think.... "get a girlfriend/boyfriend, as you have some serious emotional issues and maybe some psychological therapy, and if you do reply to this post, remember everything you write just supports my argument further, so I would be the wise little crack head and back off (hey maybe you have a drug problem?)

    Anyway, I hope some of you come to your senses, if not, then at least I have peace of mind knowing I tried to help.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: This Website

    Thank you for persecuting us.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • ilovengland
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Jun 2007
      • 34

      #3
      Re: This Website

      *Sighs* You are one interesting character, its a shame you use so much energy of something so sad.

      You know, despite what I have said there is something remotely admirable about your extremist views. (Dont take that as a compliment! Just my thought)

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: This Website

        Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
        *Sighs* You are one interesting character, its a shame you use so much energy of something so sad.

        You know, despite what I have said there is something remotely admirable about your extremist views. (Dont take that as a compliment! Just my thought)
        Our views are admirable because they are views that Jesus has friend.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

        Hot Must ReadThreads!


        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • ilovengland
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Jun 2007
          • 34

          #5
          Re: This Website

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Our views are admirable because they are views that Jesus has friend.
          There is so much I could do to argue your case, but I feel there is little point. I feel slightly embarrassed at my outrage in my first post, but you did much to stir my emotions.

          Everyone is entitled to their beliefs, and your belief is yours.

          Farewell.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: This Website

            Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
            Everyone is entitled to their beliefs, and your belief is yours.
            Do you have the scripture to back that up? I've read the Bible all the way from "In the beginning" right through to "Amen", and not once did it say that everyone is entitled to their beliefs. My friend, that is decidedly unBiblical! If God felt it should be so, He either would have put that in the Bible or not have written His Holy Word at all!
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
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            • ilovengland
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jun 2007
              • 34

              #7
              Re: This Website

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Do you have the scripture to back that up? I've read the Bible all the way from "In the beginning" right through to "Amen", and not once did it say that everyone is entitled to their beliefs. My friend, that is decidedly unBiblical! If God felt it should be so, He either would have put that in the Bible or not have written His Holy Word at all!

              Ok...well Mary like I say, believe what you wanna believe! I'm not here to stop ya! I came on here to express my views and I did, I'm not looking for a debate about Christianity! Trying to debate with you people looks like torture! Thanks anyway though.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: This Website

                Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                There is so much I could do to argue your case, but I feel there is little point. I feel slightly embarrassed at my outrage in my first post, but you did much to stir my emotions.

                Everyone is entitled to their beliefs, and your belief is yours.

                Farewell.
                Friend, Jesus has called you here for a reason. You SHOULD feel embarassed about the God mockery you posted earlier, but we are quite used to that.

                We are servants of Jesus, working hard to spread the Good News that He temporarily died to wash us clean with His sweet blood. That fact alone should "stir your emotions", but in a different way than you meant.

                You talk like a homer, but I suppose that is because you were cursed to be born in Godless England.

                We will keep you in our prayers, you filthy unsaved wad of scum.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • ilovengland
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Re: This Website

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Friend, Jesus has called you here for a reason. You SHOULD feel embarassed about the God mockery you posted earlier, but we are quite used to that.

                  We are servants of Jesus, working hard to spread the Good News that He temporarily died to wash us clean with His sweet blood. That fact alone should "stir your emotions", but in a different way than you meant.

                  You talk like a homer, but I suppose that is because you were cursed to be born in Godless England.

                  We will keep you in our prayers, you filthy unsaved wad of scum.
                  ha ha! did you just call me gay??!? Well thats new to me...made me laugh at least.

                  You seem to mean well with what you say, but its your aggression that deters me from wanting to engage in any conversation with you (ha! i realize im defeating the object of what I just said by typing this, but I feel obliged to give you a reply) and as to your link to my "godless" country, you refer to your own kinsmen (the English) who colonized the American Lands in 15th/16th century? (History a weak point).

                  Anyway! Forget about me! I meant everything i said earlier, I don't take it back! Ban me already! I just had to say what i had to say, and im all done

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: This Website

                    Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                    ha ha! did you just call me gay??!? Well thats new to me...made me laugh at least.

                    You seem to mean well with what you say, but its your aggression that deters me from wanting to engage in any conversation with you (ha! i realize im defeating the object of what I just said by typing this, but I feel obliged to give you a reply) and as to your link to my "godless" country, you refer to your own kinsmen (the English) who colonized the American Lands in 15th/16th century? (History a weak point).

                    Anyway! Forget about me! I meant everything i said earlier, I don't take it back! Ban me already! I just had to say what i had to say, and im all done
                    Why should we ban you? You are obviously hungry for knowledge about Jesus. Don't focus on your Goddless cesspool of a country, focus on Jesus.

                    Have you ever read the Holy Bible friend? Do you know ANYTHING at all about that which you so hate?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • ilovengland
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 34

                      #11
                      Re: This Website

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Why should we ban you? You are obviously hungry for knowledge about Jesus. Don't focus on your Goddless cesspool of a country, focus on Jesus.

                      Have you ever read the Holy Bible friend? Do you know ANYTHING at all about that which you so hate?

                      *Sighs* I need sleep ha ha. It was actual enjoyable talking to you Ezekiel, thanks! I'm never coming on this website again though!

                      To give you peace of mind, no I have not read the bible, and I know enough about it to feel it is a collection of crazy peoples thoughts and dreams that has created crazy cults of Christians!

                      Go ahead and slate me! Im off! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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                      • Sista Lateefah
                        Honorary White Woman.
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 522

                        #12
                        Re: This Website

                        Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                        I got linked to this site because I was reading about the GodHatesAmerica cult and I thought there couldn't be more people out there who were the same as these lunatics.
                        Lunatics?! Brotha Phelps and his family might be a bit liberal, but they's good people as far as I know. Why you gotsa come in here and be all rude towards them?

                        But you have proved me wrong, you're not Christians, your some sought of sadistic cult that has no meaning in life. How can you sit there picking your noses and pretending to believe in God?
                        I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee. Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth. Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him. - Psalm 2:7-12

                        That be what the LORD think about you and yo attitude. Better come to Him and start giving Him kisses befo'e He smite you with His rod!
                        I hope as many of you read this as possible before you quickly ban me and delete this post, as I know none of you have any guts whatsoever to fight back against this post, and for those who do, it will simply be aggressive and racist. So don't bother wasting your energy on typing a response.
                        Chile, you has got the wrong idea entirely. We is not fascists up in here. The only posts that is got rid of is them that is not fit fo' God's Favorite Forum. I personally think it be important to leave posts like this one exactly as they is, so that folk can see how ignant unsaved people is, and how you wantsa persecute us. And Landover do not be racist. I is livin' proof of that!
                        Also, a message to a particular "pastor" of yours...goes by the name of Ezikel I think.... "get a girlfriend/boyfriend, as you have some serious emotional issues and maybe some psychological therapy, and if you do reply to this post, remember everything you write just supports my argument further, so I would be the wise little crack head and back off (hey maybe you have a drug problem?)
                        You know you is wrong fo' pickin' on Pasta Zeke. He be the most Godly young man in all of Freehold. He have said some of the nicest thangs to me lately on account that he be so courteous! Seems like he be a lightning rod fo' unsaved folk like you to take yo frustrations out on. It always be the most Godly folk that get persecuted the most... just look at what them joos had did to our Lord! I hope you come to Him and repent of yo hate mongerin'.
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                        "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: This Website

                          Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                          *Sighs* I need sleep ha ha. It was actual enjoyable talking to you Ezekiel, thanks! I'm never coming on this website again though!

                          To give you peace of mind, no I have not read the bible, and I know enough about it to feel it is a collection of crazy peoples thoughts and dreams that has created crazy cults of Christians!

                          Go ahead and slate me! Im off! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
                          So then your ego is such that you feel confident in spewing hatred about a Holy Book and God's Divine Plan without even knowing the details? That is satan controlling you right there, jennifer.

                          You should be deeply ashamed, no doubt about it.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: This Website

                            Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                            To give you peace of mind, no I have not read the
                            Bible
                            He said that like we'd be surprised by it. I hope he comes back so he can give me further peace of mind by telling us he breathes air.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: This Website

                              Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                              I chose my screen-name in a manner that would attract attention, and I hope as many of you read this as possible before you quickly ban me and delete this post, as I know none of you have any guts whatsoever to fight back against this post, and for those who do, it will simply be aggressive and racist. So don't bother wasting your energy on typing a response.
                              What's ngland? I don't think I've ever been there. Why do you love it so much.
                              By the way, we don't seem to have deleted your post yet, for some reason. Just like all the other thousands of posts criticising us that we haven't deleted. Funny, that.
                              Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                              I came on here to express my views and I did, I'm not looking for a debate about Christianity!
                              Fair enough. If I was as stupid as you, I'd probably try and avoid debates as well.
                              Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                              (History a weak point).
                              Do you have any strong points?
                              Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                              I'm never coming on this website again though!

                              Go ahead and slate me! Im off! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
                              Considering that that's around the sixth post in a row where you've told us that, I await your next post with interest.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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