[Bobby-Joe]

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i suppose you made this silly mistake because your hilarious moderators chose my pic for me.

We just assumed you are a girl by the effeminate tone of your posts. Our mistake them, we should have realized you are an Englishman.

[Remy Lebeau]

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o my your a dumb doctor, are u calling me a woman? cos my my mr i wanna be superman im A GUY!

=o its shocking aint it?

You stupid simple-minded addle brained female, MEN HAVE THALLYWHACKERS and WOMEN HAVE CHOO-CHOO's. I can't believe you didn't know that. This is why women need to concentrate on cooking, cleaning, and knitting. Sciences like anatomy can overwhelm your smaller heart and brain mass.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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o my your a dumb doctor, are u calling me a woman? cos my my mr i wanna be superman im A GUY! =o its shocking aint it?

Now who do I want to trust, you, an obviously deluded sodomite, or the system set up by God's own George W. Bush, the Department of Faith? Hmmm. I have also taken the liberty to outline your most egregious mistakes.

should'nt u be discovering a cure for cancer? rather than wastin ur time on here like me =D

Cancer is God's punishment to those who welcome demons into their colons -- why would I want to heal something that God has created to punish the wicked, like AIDS?

[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

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You stupid simple-minded addle brained female, MEN HAVE THALLYWHACKERS and WOMEN HAVE CHOO-CHOO's. I can't believe you didn't know that. This is why women need to concentrate on cooking, cleaning, and knitting. Sciences like anatomy can overwhelm your smaller heart and brain mass.

ha ha hello mr president, ur a funny guy. you clearer dont have a thallywhacker, and i do, as im a genuine man. getting your facts right might help you before you talk eh?

OH and as for mr scientist, i laugh my wonderful bum off at you. i like making spelling mistakes, its what makes me sexy.

MWAH

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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ha ha hello mr president, ur a funny guy. you clearer dont have a thallywhacker, and i do, as im a genuine man. getting your facts right might help you before you talk eh?

OH and as for mr scientist, i laugh my wonderful bum off at you. i like making spelling mistakes, its what makes me sexy.

MWAH

How are spelling mistakes sexy? They make me shudder. I don't get why people who use 'net talk' think that to appear dumb=cool. Why, why, why would anyone think this?

Anyway, for someone who says they don't want to stick around and debate, and farewell every other post, you sure seem to be sticking around. Maybe you are hungry for their 'knowledge'* after all!

*If one can call believing everything some stupid book says to be knowledge.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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peepil uze speek of lessir lyfe forems to apeeir kooller synce eet loocks lyke thayv dun krak.

Net speak like that is the language of trolls, and the poison of forums. All drugs do is rot the mind. Intelligence, FTW any day over stupidity.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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peepil uze speek of lessir lyfe forems to apeeir kooller synce eet loocks lyke thayv dun krak.

Lol, that's probably a pretty accurate guess.

Net speak like that is the language of trolls, and the poison of forums. All drugs do is rot the mind. Intelligence, FTW any day over stupidity.

Yup, agreed on that count. What's sad, though, is that due to people more and more commonly using such speak, and saying things like 'your' instead of 'you're', it's becoming the norm/acceptable for more and more people. Sigh.

[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

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my god, you people are wonderful! THIS WHOLE THING IS WONDERFUL!
My my and then you have a go at me for using "web speak" ITS EASIER TO TYPE IN THAT WAY BECAUSE I'M A MORON!.

Having to actually write with ones spiffing English language like im doing now is effort! Take a chill pill, relax and have fun, that's what I do Matey's.
There I wrote it all nice and neat for you so you wont have to cry any more.

Oh and by the way "Witch Girl" you can talk? hanging around thinking your the bees knees because you're different to other Christians? So are a whole billion over people mate! GET OVER YOURSELF! FIND A NEW HOBBY!

I'm here to have fun and a laugh at True Christians.

Toodle-Pip

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We are not here to mock Jesus you drunken fairy. We are here to CELEBRATE the gift that Jesus has given us. Our lives are made whole because He termporarily died for us. Far from the misery of your existance, True Christians™ lead a life of happiness and bliss.

Join us before Jesus smites you mightily.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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peepil uze speek of lessir lyfe forems to apeeir kooller synce eet loocks lyke thayv dun krak.

Net speak like that is the language of trolls, and the poison of forums. All drugs do is rot the mind. Intelligence, FTW any day over stupidity.

That's the first lick of sense you've made since arriving here. There's hope for you yet. Next step, not loving the fact that you're unSaved and finding your way to Jesus! PRAISE!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Well, whilst earth is beginning to boil thanks to Global Warming, I still don't think Hell is anywhere near freezing point yet.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Well, whilst earth is beginning to boil thanks to Global Warming, I still don't think Hell is anywhere near freezing point yet.

Every word you speak, write, and think is being noted by God and will be used against you on the Day of Judgement. When you face Him, you don't have the right to remain silent because He knows your every thought. Maybe you should consider that before you turn your back on Him completely.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Oh and by the way "Witch Girl" you can talk? hanging around thinking your the bees knees because you're different to other Christians? So are a whole billion over people mate! GET OVER YOURSELF! FIND A NEW HOBBY!

I'm here to have fun and a laugh at True Christians.

Toodle-Pip

Teehee.
Silly boy, I'm only here to debate with them. I never thought of myself as the 'bees knees', as you put it, but how flattering that you seem to think so.

I was only trying to be helpful. You'll find people would take you more seriously if you were here to debate (and used a spell/grammar check!).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, whilst earth is beginning to boil thanks to Global Warming, I still don't think Hell is anywhere near freezing point yet.

Global warming is just another joo conspiracy designed to empty your pockets. Al Gore is a notorious communist and liar. It's all spelled out HERE.

Its all LIES!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You stupid simple-minded addle brained female, MEN HAVE THALLYWHACKERS and WOMEN HAVE CHOO-CHOO's. I can't believe you didn't know that. This is why women need to concentrate on cooking, cleaning, and knitting. Sciences like anatomy can overwhelm your smaller heart and brain mass.

Funny, I thought you people called a penis either a tallywhacker or a choo choo. Don't you even know your own euphemisms?