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  • Jerakk
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 178

    #1

    Thank you very much

    I just wanted to say how much I appreciated the happy birthday email I received from Landover. Yes it's not nearly as exciting or as important as Jesus' birthday but I am overjoyed that you all remembered it.
    Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Thank you very much

    Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
    I just wanted to say how much I appreciated the happy birthday email I received from Landover. Yes it's not nearly as exciting or as important as Jesus' birthday but I am overjoyed that you all remembered it.

    Happy Birthday!

    JESUS LOVES YOU!
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    • hopeneverdies
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      • Jan 2010
      • 51

      #3
      Re: Thank you very much

      Happy Birthday Brother!

      God bless you!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22922

        #4
        Re: Thank you very much

        May you have many. many more before Jesus calls you home.
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        • Noah Dint
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 695

          #5
          Re: Thank you very much

          The entire Dint family wishes you a wonderful day on this the anniversary of your birth.

          -ND

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Thank you very much

            Happy birthday, and praise Jesus that He has brought you back safely to His favorite discussion board.
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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: Thank you very much

              Happy birthday! Praise the LORD!

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              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #8
                Re: Thank you very much

                Glad to see Jesus has not called you home quite yet. Maybe next year.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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