[Zurosiel]

Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible

No, but you can still burn. Forever.

When you enter Hell, you think "it can't be THAT bad, right?"

Then you hear a voice say "Stay a while... stay FOREVER!"

Oh.

I didn't know you were in league with Satan™.

Greetings, my brother.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible

I didn't know you were in league with Satan.

He is not and you are smart enough to know that. He is trying to save your immortal soul. It would be smart of you to listen to him instead of to mock him. Eternal damnation is no fun.

[True Disciple]

Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible

Good... Good...

Lord Satan's plan is working.

He speaks to me often, you know. His unholiness is perfect and He shall lead us to the promised land.

I don't believe for a moment Satan speaks often to you. His direct servants are usually more powerful and intelligent people, like Barack Obama and Richard Dawkins and John Lennon. Stupid loonies like you are only good as cannon fodder in the war against Christianity, to be sacrificed any moment when it suits him, or when you're getting too annoying. You just want to make us think you're not entirely worthless and uninteresting.

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible

Well, Satan wrote the Qu'ran (even the Mohammedians admit this), so we know what a book looks like when Satan wrote it. The Qu'ran is filled with bigotry, hatred, bloodshed, and mistreatment of women, whereas the Bible tells us that God is love. I doubt Satan could have written that God is love.

Somehow seems familiar...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible

Somehow seems familiar...

What do you mean?