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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." -
Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible
I will try to give you a different answer than most of my Brothers probably will. It is a question that results in rage from God fearing people, me included, so that makes it harder to create a logical answer to this.
Let me first start by admitting that you must have Faith. Having Faith is an essential part of earning access to Heaven. It would be very easy for God to prove his existence to the current population of earth, as he already did in the past. However, due to sinfulness on the earth, he clearly has chosen not to do that recently.
Now back to your question. How do we know Satan did not write the Bible. Lets first start with the basics. We know God is almighty, we know God is good and we know Satan is evil. Based on this knowledge it would seem very unlikely that an almighty God would allow Satan to deceive everyone with a deceiving Bible. So it's much more logical to assume God is responsible for the Bible and not Satan. An almighty and good God would not allow it to be any other way.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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So you admit that you came here with the express intention of spewing hatred and lies.Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible
pinks im probably the only other person here who thinks your on to something.
i mean it cant be proved that satan wrote it
but it cant be disproved either.
it would be the ultimate deception of all time.
Lucifer might be mean but hes not stupid.
you win.Comment
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If you accept the reality of satan's existence, then you accept the reality of God too. The only question left to you is who's side you're on.Originally posted by Anti-Anti-Christ View Post
You've chosen badly.Romans 14:23 And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible
I think his point is that you really don't know the people who wrote the Bible. They were mere PEOPLE and that's all.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
They could've been trippin' balls on peyote when they wrote it.
There's no way to honestly know. I think that was his point.Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible
In fact it's all very logical. You see, God is omnipotent and omniscient. God also wants us to live according to the rules He gave us. So what did He do? He had to make sure that we would know His ordinances, which is why He gave us the Bible. Now think about it, would God, who is omnipotent and omniscient allow mistakes to be copied into His Holy Word™? Of course not! He would direct the writers/translators of the KJV in such a way that the resultant Bible was exactly as He envisioned it to be! God does not make mistakes.Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible
Good... Good...Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
Lord Satan's plan is working.
He speaks to me often, you know. His unholiness is perfect and He shall lead us to the promised land.Comment
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There is much research in this area; all the people who wrote the Bible were trusted by God and inspired by Him.Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View PostImpossible, peyote only grows in the Americas and only the mormons believe Jesus came to America and they are completely deluded.They could've been trippin' balls on peyote when they wrote it.
I've just told you, therefore you know, therefore there is a way.There's no way to honestly know.Garbage.I think that was his point.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible
I do. You can't be a pyromaniac if you hate fire, can you?Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostI hope you like fire...Comment
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Re: Theory: Satan Wrote The Bible
No, but you can still burn. Forever.Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
When you enter Hell, you think "it can't be THAT bad, right?"
Then you hear a voice say "Stay a while... stay FOREVER!"I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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