[Cursed]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

I think it's some kind of spam bot.

[Didymus Much]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

i feel bad when i go away forever like dis!!! im back 2day but dunno if im back 2 stay or will go away 4 months agan.......i alsays pray to da godess 4 u ppl so u arent so mean sorry if thats harsh but i want u to know how nice it is 2 b nice!!!!

Can someone provide a link to an online translator? I did a search for "Lower Emo to American" but I didn't get any hits.

I'm afraid this young lady has suffered too much exposure to 4chan for her to muster sufficient operational synapses to communicate at even a Basic Emo level, and has regressed into a "lolwut" dialect.

Due to the limitations of this mode of speaking, expression of concepts and emotions higher than the "I am hungry/horny/about to projectile vomit" level are virtually impossible. This limit in the range of expressible comments should not be construed as easing the task of translating; due to the chaotic and idiosyncratic spelling and grammar, automatic translation services present significant technical challenges.

That being said, I believe what she is trying to say is: "I've missed all of your wonderfully sage advice, and hope to visit longer. I'm too busy worshipping myself to actually scrutinize my own faith (because that would be difficult and, quite possibly, very uncomfortable) and hope you all can become as happy as I am as an embodiment of the saying, 'Ignorance is bliss' ".

Hope this helps.

[Thicklette]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai again!!!!!!!!!sorry ive been bizzy agin i should visit u more offen........i want 2 help open ur minds n make u think of other ppl who dun beleive da same religen as christainety...... n no i dun worship satin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me translate this for you all.

Hi again, sorry I have been busy again I should visit you more often. I want to help open your minds and make you think of other people who do not believe the same religion as Christianity. And no I do not worship Satan

[John Creeser]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai again!!!!!!!!!sorry ive been bizzy agin i should visit u more offen........i want 2 help open ur minds n make u think of other ppl who dun beleive da same religen as christainety...... n no i dun worship satin!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a direct copy and paste from obama's teleprompter when addressing the people of Brazil recently. He's trying to push islam on the poor heathens.

[Bible Student]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

Originally Posted by Fallen Angel
hai again!!!!!!!!!sorry ive been bizzy agin i should visit u more offen........i want 2 help open ur minds n make u think of other ppl who dun beleive da same religen as christainety...... n no i dun worship satin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me translate this for you all.

Hi again, sorry I have been busy again I should visit you more often. I want to help open your minds and make you think of other people who do not believe the same religion as Christianity. And no I do not worship Satan

You just made that up, didn't you? Hieroglyphics would have been easier.