[Zurosiel]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai landover sorry ive been gone been 2 bizzy with sstuff at home n with meh freinds!!! im sure u didnt miss me tho! lol!! im still a witch n i luv da godess 4 everything she dose 4 me n im still bi tho i havnt kissed a grrl yet i hope u all had a good yule or xmas n i thought of u during da holidays!! i rly did! if u have ne questions i will try 2 anser just shout!

[Fallen Angel]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

Odd that you would show up on the Wolf Moon Fallen Angel.

i dunno wat dat is..... it sounds c00l tho wat is it?????

I have a question, dear.

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

i dun hate jesus he was c00l but i dun think he was god n i dun think he sends ppl 2 hell....... he hung with prostatutes theives n other ppl he was friends with....

Have you been good?

Been keeping up with your Bible studies?

im always good xceept when im bad.......

Yes I do. What the heck are you talking about?

im talking about ne quesions u have just ask!!!!!!

Never mind what these people think. Follow your bliss, and with regard to differences in religion, remember the saying that all rivers lead to the ocean.

thank u ur 1 of the nice 1s here!!!!!

[Fallen Angel]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

I was wondering the very same thing, Brother COM. Whatever you do, do not follow the link in her signature, as you will find poetry even more confusing than her posts. I was particularly confused by the title "my soul akes 4 u my love". What on earth is an "ake"? After much prayer the LORD instilled within me that what FA really meant to say was "ack".

It would seem that, as is required of goths, young FA worships deranged goth movie director Tim Burton, and "ack" is goth-speak for "kill". Therefore "my soul akes 4 u my love" is goth-speak for "my soul kills 4 u my love".

Behold the coded death message from Burton to goths everywhere in the following movie clip; singular "ack" at 0:48, flurry of acks at 1:07.


That has to be one of the most nasally-sounding posts I've ever read here! And seeing as I can't actually hear your voice, that's quite an achievement really. Well done!

no!!!! ake as in hurt the poem is my soul hrts 4 my love!!!!! tim burton rox!!!!!! i love edward sissorheands n sleepy hollow!!!!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

no!!!! ake as in hurt the poem is my soul hrts 4 my love!!!!! tim burton rox!!!!!! i love edward sissorheands n sleepy hollow!!!!!!

I think those would taste better with some BBQ sauce.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

I think those would taste better with some BBQ sauce.

i dunno wat u mean??

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

i dunno wat u mean??

What a coincidence! I had exactly the same problem with your posting.

[True Disciple]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

I'll translate this for the benefit of other forum members, but just this once. Next time, please use standard American English so that we may better understand and address your concerns.

Thanks, brother!

i dunno wat dat is..... it sounds c00l tho wat is it?????

Why do you use such an insane amount of question marks? One would be sufficient when you post in English, thank you. Couldn't you put that energy on some spelling checker or something?

ihe hung with prostatutes theives n other ppl he was friends with....

What are prostatutes? Can you read them like other statutes? Why did Ihe hang with them?

im talking about ne quesions u have just ask!!!!!!

Again a ridiculous amount of exclamation marks after some apparently Spanish ramblings. Which expressed some message which eludes me, as I do not understand Spanish, but at least it was intended sarcastically.

thank u ur 1 of the nice 1s here!!!!!

Yeah, I'm sure "u uh" will say that you're welcome. As he is "1 of the nice 1s here."

I'm sorry, friend, but your message is as far removed from the Godly American Language as your Soul will be from Heaven after you die. Could you please learn to speak American? The Only Chance to go to Heaven is written down in Godly American, you know, as all non-KJV versions are Satanic perversions, no matter in what language they are written.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai again!!!!!!!!!sorry ive been bizzy agin i should visit u more offen........i want 2 help open ur minds n make u think of other ppl who dun beleive da same religen as christainety...... n no i dun worship satin!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai again!!!!!!!!!sorry ive been bizzy agin i should visit u more offen........i want 2 help open ur minds n make u think of other ppl who dun beleive da same religen as christainety...... n no i dun worship satin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nor do ye seem t' speak English.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

i feel bad when i go away forever like dis!!! im back 2day but dunno if im back 2 stay or will go away 4 months agan.......i alsays pray to da godess 4 u ppl so u arent so mean sorry if thats harsh but i want u to know how nice it is 2 b nice!!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

i feel bad when i go away forever like dis!!! im back 2day but dunno if im back 2 stay or will go away 4 months agan.......i alsays pray to da godess 4 u ppl so u arent so mean sorry if thats harsh but i want u to know how nice it is 2 b nice!!!!

Can someone provide a link to an online translator? I did a search for "Lower Emo to American" but I didn't get any hits.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

Can someone provide a link to an online translator? I did a search for "Lower Emo to American" but I didn't get any hits.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

It is devilspeak, or she is just retarded.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

Can someone provide a link to an online translator? I did a search for "Lower Emo to American" but I didn't get any hits.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I ran into same problem with another thread, brother. I tried searching for "bad case of Rebelus, middleclasswhitiatus" but no luck.

I'll keep on looking for working translator.

YiC

Alphonse

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

i feel bad when i go away forever like dis!!!

So do we, as when you go away "forever like this" it demonstrates your inability to comprehend "forever".

Forever means eternity. You never get to come back. It's like going to Hell . . . You never get to leave.

im back 2day but dunno if im back 2 stay or will go away 4 months agan

I'll be praying.

[True Disciple]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

i feel bad when i go away forever like dis!!! im back 2day but dunno if im back 2 stay or will go away 4 months agan.......i alsays pray to da godess 4 u ppl so u arent so mean sorry if thats harsh but i want u to know how nice it is 2 b nice!!!!

If you want to speak in tongues, madam, then we have a place for that here.