hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

[Fallen Angel]

hai landover sorry ive been gone been 2 bizzy with sstuff at home n with meh freinds!!! im sure u didnt miss me tho! lol!! im still a witch n i luv da godess 4 everything she dose 4 me n im still bi tho i havnt kissed a grrl yet i hope u all had a good yule or xmas n i thought of u during da holidays!! i rly did! if u have ne questions i will try 2 anser just shout!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai landover sorry ive been gone been 2 bizzy with sstuff at home n with meh freinds!!! im sure u didnt miss me tho! lol!! im still a witch n i luv da godess 4 everything she dose 4 me n im still bi tho i havnt kissed a grrl yet i hope u all had a good yule or xmas n i thought of u during da holidays!! i rly did! if u have ne questions i will try 2 anser just shout!

I do not know very much about you, Miss Angel, but I am glad that something called you back to God™, and our True Christian™ forum.

Welcome back, and I hope you will allow the love of God™ to work in your life.

[Fallen Angel]

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thx mistress cookie im not used 2 landovers bng nice 2 meh! if u have ne questions just ask n thank u again!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Odd that you would show up on the Wolf Moon Fallen Angel.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

I have a question, dear.

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[James Hutchins]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

Well,, look who the cat dragged in! Long time no see. I thought you got eaten.

Have you been good?

Been keeping up with your Bible studies?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I can't understand a single word you said, but I imagine whatever you're saying is not good.

[Cranky Old Man]

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if u have ne questions i will try 2 anser just shout!

Yes I do. What the heck are you talking about?

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai landover sorry ive been gone been 2 bizzy with sstuff at home n with meh freinds!!! im sure u didnt miss me tho! lol!! im still a witch n i luv da godess 4 everything she dose 4 me n im still bi tho i havnt kissed a grrl yet i hope u all had a good yule or xmas n i thought of u during da holidays!! i rly did! if u have ne questions i will try 2 anser just shout!

Never mind what these people think. Follow your bliss, and with regard to differences in religion, remember the saying that all rivers lead to the ocean.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai landover sorry ive been gone been 2 bizzy with sstuff at home n with meh freinds!!! im sure u didnt miss me tho! lol!! im still a witch n i luv da godess 4 everything she dose 4 me n im still bi tho i havnt kissed a grrl yet i hope u all had a good yule or xmas n i thought of u during da holidays!! i rly did! if u have ne questions i will try 2 anser just shout!

I'll translate this for the benefit of other forum members, but just this once. Next time, please use standard American English so that we may better understand and address your concerns.

Hi, Landover. Sorry I've been gone. I've been too busy with things at home and with my friends, although I'm sure you didn't miss me. I am still a witch and I love the goddess for everything she does for me, and I am still bisexural, even though I haven't kissed a girl yet. I hope all of you had a good yule or Christmas. I thought of you during the holidays, I really did! If you have any questions, I will try to answer. Just shout!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Never mind what these people think. Follow your bliss, and with regard to differences in religion, remember the saying that all rivers lead to the ocean.

You actually understand that? Can you perhaps translate if for us?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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You actually understand that? Can you perhaps translate if for us?

I just did.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I just did.

We posted simultaneously it seems. Thank you for the translation. Somehow Google translate could not detect what language was spoken.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: hai landoover sorry ive been gone!!!

hai landover sorry ive been gone been 2 bizzy with sstuff at home n with meh freinds!!! im sure u didnt miss me tho! lol!! im still a witch n i luv da godess 4 everything she dose 4 me n im still bi tho i havnt kissed a grrl yet i hope u all had a good yule or xmas n i thought of u during da holidays!! i rly did! if u have ne questions i will try 2 anser just shout!

I'm guessing you were dropped one time too many as a child.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Yes I do. What the heck are you talking about?

I was wondering the very same thing, Brother COM. Whatever you do, do not follow the link in her signature, as you will find poetry even more confusing than her posts. I was particularly confused by the title "my soul akes 4 u my love". What on earth is an "ake"? After much prayer the LORD instilled within me that what FA really meant to say was "ack".

It would seem that, as is required of goths, young FA worships deranged goth movie director Tim Burton, and "ack" is goth-speak for "kill". Therefore "my soul akes 4 u my love" is goth-speak for "my soul kills 4 u my love".

Behold the coded death message from Burton to goths everywhere in the following movie clip; singular "ack" at 0:48, flurry of acks at 1:07.

Never mind what these people think. Follow your bliss, and with regard to differences in religion, remember the saying that all rivers lead to the ocean.

That has to be one of the most nasally-sounding posts I've ever read here! And seeing as I can't actually hear your voice, that's quite an achievement really. Well done!