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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #16
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Speaking of that little fish head eater, where has he been ?
    I don't know, but you're Right, Brother - he always does smell a lot like Fish

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380
        #17
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

        Fish is for sissies. Real man eat real meat.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151
            #18
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Fish is for sissies. Real man eat real meat.

            Of course they do Brother, we are talking about a filthy Jap, but we are derailing OMH's birthday thread.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639
                #19
                Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

                Happy birthday, Brother.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445
                    #20
                    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

                    Happy Birthday!
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #21
                        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

                        Let us raise a toast to another year of OMH, our resident child development expert.



                        It's a shame you won't come out of retirement to take the position of headmaster of Freehold Baptist Elementary.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Adam
                            Unsaved trash, Teenaged Godmocker
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3
                            #22
                            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

                            Happy birthday. I say that as a manner of respect.

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                              • Jacob the Angry Liar
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 309
                                #23
                                Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

                                I regret that I have not gotten to know you, but happy birthday!

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                                  • James Hutchins
                                    True Christian™
                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                     
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 29457
                                    #24
                                    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Man Hatchet!

                                    Mr. Hatchet, I did locate this fine pair of platinum dong tongs, would they be satisfactory?
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                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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