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  • Miss Cassandra
    Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
    • Feb 2010
    • 369

    #151
    Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

    Originally posted by charley92 View Post
    I am going to laugh my butt off when I am still alive and well on March 5, 2010. What pathetic ignorants you narrow minded bastards must be,
    They are. Look here what kind of backhand tactics they use to smear the name of their opponents!
    An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

    And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


    Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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    • Jacob the Angry Liar
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2010
      • 309

      #152
      Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

      Just 2 more days, people! I'm starting to get excited.

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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #153
        Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

        I've been wondering what time (NZDT) the Rapture will take place; will I be Raptured on the 4th, or on the 5th to coincide with the Rapture of my American Brothers and Sisters in Christ? I sincerely pray it is the 5th for me, as I have absolutely no desire to push and shove my way to the front of the Rapture queue.
        True Christians are Perfect!

        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #154
          Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

          I'll be packing tonight whatever I need on my way to heaven tomorrow (King James Bible, binoculars for looking at atheists suffering in the tribulation, a musical instrument to play Godly music praising God, etc.), I will come to Zeke's party after that. I am glad to tell you that Project Habakkuk is still on schedule. Glory!
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • Raven.
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2010
            • 49

            #155
            Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

            If you guys are right then if i end up burning in hell then i'll will then believe my thoughts as mistakes, even if it is too late.

            i'm looking foward to this, lets see shall we?

            Raven
            May everyone who wish find god, and may all who wish seek their path...

            And may all who wish find their way.

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            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445

              #156
              Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

              Originally posted by Raven. View Post
              If you guys are right then if i end up burning in hell then i'll will then believe my thoughts as mistakes, even if it is too late.

              i'm looking foward to this, lets see shall we?

              Raven
              Why don't you repent right now and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour? You still have about one day left to do so before it is too late, you know. Aren't you aware of the tribulations that will visit the earth after we've been raptured?
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Raven.
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2010
                • 49

                #157
                Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                Mmm. true yet i wish to make a bet with my life today so if i burn, i burn

                We will all see, won't we?

                Raven
                May everyone who wish find god, and may all who wish seek their path...

                And may all who wish find their way.

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                • Sariel
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 52

                  #158
                  Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                  I hope you guys have already sold all your possesions and starved yourselves for a couple of days. Sure, why not triple mortgage your house to give money to the church. Your hopeful looks will turn to dismay when you realize that the world isnt going to end for many, many years. I'm not a fan of being homeless, are you?

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #159
                    Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                    Originally posted by Sariel View Post
                    I hope you guys have already sold all your possesions and starved yourselves for a couple of days. Sure, why not triple mortgage your house to give money to the church. Your hopeful looks will turn to dismay when you realize that the world isnt going to end for many, many years. I'm not a fan of being homeless, are you?
                    I think that is the precise thing most of us are going for.

                    Luke 12:33
                    Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #160
                      Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                      Goodbye evil world. Can't say I'll miss you!

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #161
                        Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Goodbye evil world. Can't say I'll miss you!
                        Are you as excited as I am?

                        Only a few hours to go now Brother!
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Sariel
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 52

                          #162
                          Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Are you as excited as I am?

                          Only a few hours to go now Brother!
                          A few hours to realize you're wrong? I indeed think so

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                          • Philippe
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 68

                            #163
                            Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                            Originally posted by Sariel View Post
                            A few hours to realize you're wrong? I indeed think so
                            Autosuggestion attempts won't save you
                            Psalm 1:5
                            Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #164
                              Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                              Less than 24 hours now! The Rapture is upon us! I can't wait to laugh at all those unbelieving scumbags who derided us.

                              JESUS IS COMING....REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Philippe
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 68

                                #165
                                Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                Less than 24 hours now! The Rapture is upon us! I can't wait to laugh at all those unbelieving scumbags who derided us.

                                JESUS IS COMING....REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!
                                Reverend, I think I just saw a light in the dark sky here.
                                Could it be the first sign already?
                                Psalm 1:5
                                Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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