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  • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

    Originally posted by charley92 View Post
    I am going to laugh my butt off when I am still alive and well on March 5, 2010. What pathetic ignorants you narrow minded bastards must be,
    They are. Look here what kind of backhand tactics they use to smear the name of their opponents!
    An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

    And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


    Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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    • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

      Just 2 more days, people! I'm starting to get excited.

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      • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

        I've been wondering what time (NZDT) the Rapture will take place; will I be Raptured on the 4th, or on the 5th to coincide with the Rapture of my American Brothers and Sisters in Christ? I sincerely pray it is the 5th for me, as I have absolutely no desire to push and shove my way to the front of the Rapture queue.
        True Christians are Perfect!

        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

          I'll be packing tonight whatever I need on my way to heaven tomorrow (King James Bible, binoculars for looking at atheists suffering in the tribulation, a musical instrument to play Godly music praising God, etc.), I will come to Zeke's party after that. I am glad to tell you that Project Habakkuk is still on schedule. Glory!
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

            If you guys are right then if i end up burning in hell then i'll will then believe my thoughts as mistakes, even if it is too late.

            i'm looking foward to this, lets see shall we?

            Raven
            May everyone who wish find god, and may all who wish seek their path...

            And may all who wish find their way.

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            • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

              Originally posted by Raven. View Post
              If you guys are right then if i end up burning in hell then i'll will then believe my thoughts as mistakes, even if it is too late.

              i'm looking foward to this, lets see shall we?

              Raven
              Why don't you repent right now and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour? You still have about one day left to do so before it is too late, you know. Aren't you aware of the tribulations that will visit the earth after we've been raptured?
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                Mmm. true yet i wish to make a bet with my life today so if i burn, i burn

                We will all see, won't we?

                Raven
                May everyone who wish find god, and may all who wish seek their path...

                And may all who wish find their way.

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                • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                  I hope you guys have already sold all your possesions and starved yourselves for a couple of days. Sure, why not triple mortgage your house to give money to the church. Your hopeful looks will turn to dismay when you realize that the world isnt going to end for many, many years. I'm not a fan of being homeless, are you?

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                  • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                    Originally posted by Sariel View Post
                    I hope you guys have already sold all your possesions and starved yourselves for a couple of days. Sure, why not triple mortgage your house to give money to the church. Your hopeful looks will turn to dismay when you realize that the world isnt going to end for many, many years. I'm not a fan of being homeless, are you?
                    I think that is the precise thing most of us are going for.

                    Luke 12:33
                    Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                      Goodbye evil world. Can't say I'll miss you!

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                      • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Goodbye evil world. Can't say I'll miss you!
                        Are you as excited as I am?

                        Only a few hours to go now Brother!
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Are you as excited as I am?

                          Only a few hours to go now Brother!
                          A few hours to realize you're wrong? I indeed think so

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                          • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                            Originally posted by Sariel View Post
                            A few hours to realize you're wrong? I indeed think so
                            Autosuggestion attempts won't save you
                            Psalm 1:5
                            Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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                            • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                              Less than 24 hours now! The Rapture is upon us! I can't wait to laugh at all those unbelieving scumbags who derided us.

                              JESUS IS COMING....REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                Less than 24 hours now! The Rapture is upon us! I can't wait to laugh at all those unbelieving scumbags who derided us.

                                JESUS IS COMING....REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!
                                Reverend, I think I just saw a light in the dark sky here.
                                Could it be the first sign already?
                                Psalm 1:5
                                Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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