[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

arent you scared of dying?

Not at all. I would love to meet Jesus in person and I look forward to seeing my dad again.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

One of my friends at university had it but she didnt die.

arent you scared of dying? i am. maybe its because i feel i still have so much to live for

I won't die, don't you get it? I will live forever in Paradise. You will live forever in Hell.
I look forward to going to paradise. Why wouldn't I?
I need to lay back down. I'm feeling woozy again. Woozy isn't in the Bible though.
Neither is dizzy.
Please, don't call a doctor!
If I don't make it much longer, one of you sinner trolls tell my cousin in Hell, Elly Mae, I'll ask Jesus to forgive her for being a bastard before the tenth generation was up.
I have a list made up. Anymore requests?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

I forgot my scripture:
Deuteronomy, chapter 23



"2": A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


Hey, Elly Mae was a she. I guess that doesn't matter though. But what if she went to Heaven?
I feel bad. I can't concentrate. Sorry brothers.
I want to see her, that'd be nice. She saved me after all.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

Your feet Eliot, keep an eye on the temperature of your feet – no one died with hot feet. (Except perhaps, Joan of Arc.)

And whilst your doing that, can you manage to crawl out of bed and see if you can find that penknife I lost when I was last round there? If you could leave it in a bowl of strong disinfectant, I’d be obliged.

[sam100]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

I won't die, don't you get it? I will live forever in Paradise. You will live forever in Hell.
I look forward to going to paradise. Why wouldn't I?
I need to lay back down. I'm feeling woozy again. Woozy isn't in the Bible though.
Neither is dizzy.
Please, don't call a doctor!
If I don't make it much longer, one of you sinner trolls tell my cousin in Hell, Elly Mae, I'll ask Jesus to forgive her for being a bastard before the tenth generation was up.
I have a list made up. Anymore requests?

Just because i admit to being scared of dying doent mean im going to hell.

also no human person has experienced death, so on one is 100% sure of what it is like. its just going into the unknown that scares me ( and i dont mean as whether i will go to heaven or hell), i mean on the actually experience of dying, on what it will feel like physically or what emotions will i be running through

[James Hutchins]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

Sam, you mean to say no human has ever died. Interesting.

I guess that means there are a few perturbed people who were buried alive.

[sam100]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

Sam, you mean to say no human has ever died. Interesting.

I guess that means there are a few perturbed people who were buried alive.

what i meant to say is that no HUMAN person has died and come back from the dead to tell us of the experience.

so therefore we can not be fully certain of what it is like physicaly, mentally and emotionally.

[James Hutchins]

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Wrongo again there Sam. I know of at least one person that did. Can you guess His Name?

[sam100]

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Wrongo again there Sam. I know of at least one person that did. Can you guess His Name?

James, i know you mean Jesus. but he was the son of God and therefore in my eyes divine, so therefore not HUMAN.

What is it that you feel im getting wrong on this subject?

[eliot mayfield]

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Today was a Divine day! I'm getting closer than ever. I was blessed with nonstop regurgitation spells! It was so Holy blood actually trickled from my eyes at one point!
I feel a better better now, so I could empty the bucket by my cot and let you all know how it's going!

[James Hutchins]

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James, i know you mean Jesus. but he was the son of God and therefore in my eyes divine, so therefore not HUMAN.

What is it that you feel im getting wrong on this subject?

Sambo, we are all children of God, don't you get it?
Those that do not believe in Him and fail to follow his Bible, are simply disowned, discarded if you will.

[Cranky Old Man]

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What is it that you feel im getting wrong on this subject?

Everything. 1+1=2 is already beyond your mental capabilities.

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

[MarkHenry]

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I have a question considering medicine and healthcare.

If you get a flu and you decide to not do anything about it, not rest, not take medicine, KNOWING you will die if you don't intervene. Is that not suicide? Knowing you will die and activly avoiding cure?

I know reckless self endagerment is a loophole in the Bible since it is not "technically" suicide since you don't know that you will die, however KNOWING you will die and activly trying to speed death up (no medicine, no rest, WANTING to die and knowing you can be cured) IS in fact suicide.

Suicide is a sin.
I am worried for you brother, can you show me a mistake in my logic as i would not like to be assured that you will go to hell? I am worried, please enlighten me.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praise God I have Swine Flu!

If you get a flu and you decide to not do anything about it, not rest, not take medicine, KNOWING you will die if you don't intervene. Is that not suicide? Knowing you will die and activly avoiding cure?

You are supposed to pray to get better. This also means you will not die.

Why you should pray: Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

[MarkHenry]

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Than why not play it double safe :
Pray AND take medicine and rest.

JESUS IMPLIED THAT IT WAS AN ACCEPTABLE PRACTICE TO USE MEDICINE FOR HEALING. Luke 10:30-37.
In telling the story of the good Samaritan, Jesus describes the emergency measures taken by the Samaritan by mentioning his use of “oil and wine,” common medications used in that day to treat cuts and bruises (verse 34).
He then commends the Samaritan for his action (verses 33, 36-37). It would hardly seem possible for Jesus to commend someone for resorting to a practice that He, Himself, considered unacceptable.

Hezekiah, King of Judah (724-695 B.C.), became deathly ill from an infectious boil (verse 1). The king wept and prayed for healing (verses 2-3). God (through Isaiah the prophet) told Hezekiah that he would be healed, and even given 15 years longer to live (verse 5-6). Through Isaiah, God instructed Hezekiah to make use of a fig poultice (verse 7), which provided the needed medication for his full recovery. Notice, the king acknowledged that it was the Lord healing him (verse 8), yet he used the medication.