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  • thor not
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    Forum Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 26
    #1

    Icelanders refuse to pay

    This unholy nation on the front lawn on hell itself has refused to pay they're debt to white bankers.
    The same nation which mocks god with its flag and devil worshiping has voted in favor of not paying the debt which is in the sum of billions of dollars.

    3% said yes
    93% said No
    4% ate the ballots for they are savage Eskimos.
    Romans 8:6

    6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.
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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445
      #2
      Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

      Would it maybe be possible that God created Iceland solely to punish the Unsaved Kingdom and the Nether Lands for their Godmocking liberal tendencies? I can't really think of another purpose that clump of ice has ever served...
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

          So they've chosen to rob Jesus yet again.

          Anyone who waltzes in here trying to tell us that the eskimo savages up there are Christians should be referred back to this thread!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22379
              #4
              Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

              Originally posted by thor not View Post
              4% ate the ballots for they are savage Eskimos.
              Are you sure it is only 4%?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Brother Alex
                  True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                  Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                  A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 860
                  #5
                  Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

                  I feel very ashamed of my fellow countrymen right now. It's like they just don't care about the rest of the world (and Jesus of course). I'm starting to think that me and Thor here are the only intelligent individuals on this cursed land that have received some proper education. It is very clear that we need to Christianize these greedy savages before they try to rob Jesus again. The LORD does not tolerate this kind of behavior.
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                    • Free Market Fred
                      The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 803
                      #6
                      Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

                      Originally posted by thor not View Post
                      3% said yes
                      93% said No
                      4% ate the ballots for they are savage Eskimos.
                      If only we could have sold them Diebold voting machines - we could have turned this thing around.

                      On the other hand, the short position my company took on Icesave (while at the same time peddling their toxic waste to our customers as AAA-rated securities) was one of our most profitable moves!

                      Our biggest customer in this Ponzi scam was the British Railway Workers Retirement Fund. Looks like those old folks will have to get a job again. Hope they have a great demand for Wal-Mart greeters in the UK - otherwise it's the glue factory.


                      ...and the one on the left is Uncle Ernie
                      Praise Jesus!
                      Brother Fred
                      CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                      Put your faith in Uranus!
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                        • thor not
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 26
                          #7
                          Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

                          Why did the good lord forsake me to this rock?
                          Why? those white bankers need they're money back.
                          I will go to sleep now and Jesus will give me advice in my sleep I am certain of it.
                          Romans 8:6

                          6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22379
                              #8
                              Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

                              Originally posted by thor not View Post
                              Why did the good lord forsake me to this rock? Why? those white bankers need they're money back. I will go to sleep now and Jesus will give me advice in my sleep I am certain of it.
                              I am sure it is to do the work of The LORD and save as many people in Iceland as possible (which might be a very small amount).
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                • Brother Enoch
                                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 4392
                                  #9
                                  Re: Icelanders refuse to pay

                                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                  I am sure it is to do the work of The LORD and save as many people in Iceland as possible (which might be a very small amount).
                                  Small amount indeed. Icelandicans are at 2/320,000 so far. Even darkies have a better Salvation™ rate than that.

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