Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

[Luci Mourningstar]

Flora, MS, United States (AHN) - A Mississippi man claims to have seen the likeness of Jesus Christ in his pecan nut tree.
Timothy Vincent reportedly said the image of the Son of God appeared after a strange woodpecker that was pecking at his tree flew away.
Although friends and neighbors have tried to convince him to build a shrine for people to visit the image and pray.
Vincent is content with letting the image watch over him and his neighbors for right now.

http://allheadlinenews.com/articles/7018084230

God is everywhere!


Prayer time.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

It boggles my mind that there can be athyests and mooslims in the world when the proof of Christ's existence is everywhere. PRAISE JESUS!!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

I suspect our clever LORD temporarily possessed that woodpecker; He certainly expresses His artistic urges in mysterious ways. Glory! I wonder what He calls this piece -- "Self-Portrait via Pecker", perhaps?

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

Yet another piece of conclusive, empirical evidence to add to the Christian Arsenal of Evidence for the Existence of Christ ©. Evilutionists don't even HAVE photographic evidence for the existence of the goo we supposedly jumped out of.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

I know it has been said before, but COME ON, ATHEISTS! What more do you want?

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

I will look at nuts with more reverence from now on.

What did the left nut say to the right nut?

God is between us.

[Petal]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

I will look at nuts with more reverence from now on.

Miss.Luci, lord God tolded me to tells you that it ok to looks at them nuts as longs as you not lookin up at them when you revering them

What did the left nut say to the right nut?

God is between us.

why woulds lord God be squisheds between a pair of schmelly ole nuts? i not no why, cuz it be a holy mistery

[SUV]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

I myself have spotted Jesus amongst the nuts on many occasions. SHOUT GLORY!!!

[Brother Baconeater]

Re: Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

On my wedding night for a brief moment I thought my wife saw Jesus in my nuts.
It happened when she took off my underwear and shouted "Jesus."

I looked down and didn't see anything except what was supposed to be there in the first place.

I had no idea why she shouted it. I'll let her keep her secrets until God forces them out of her when she dies.