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  • TheLordSavedMe
    A young lady servicing the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 579
    #16
    Re: What is Love?

    When I saw the thread title, it look reallly familiar!

    Then I remembered it was from that movie with that guy from Saturday Night Live, the one that wasn't very funny.

    Is this guy in the video you? He doesn't know what love is either. Love is how Jesus or the pastors make me feel deep inside my heart!










    Tammi



    p.s. I don't think a bunch of gay black people dancing around has anything to do with love, I just kinda like that old song.





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      • eternallysaved
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2010
        • 40
        #17
        Re: What is Love?

        Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
        When I saw the thread title, it look reallly familiar!

        Then I remembered it was from that movie with that guy from Saturday Night Live, the one that wasn't very funny.

        Is this guy in the video you? He doesn't know what love is either. Love is how Jesus or the pastors make me feel deep inside my heart!










        Tammi



        p.s. I don't think a bunch of gay black people dancing around has anything to do with love, I just kinda like that old song.



        SNL? I dunno about that. I seem to recall it's from the soundtrack to a movie about some guys with Parkinson's.
        James 3:8 (King James) - "But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison."

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889
            #18
            Re: What is Love?

            Originally posted by Ciffian View Post
            I can love jews because of multiple reasons:
            [...]
            Second of all: How can a Jew be someone who God hates. They believe in him. They are only following another way.[...]
            I assume that you think that you are Christian.

            As a Christian, you believe that God is The Trinity; God The Father, God The Son and God the Holy Spirit.

            Jews (and Moslems) do not accept that this is so. Therefore they are not "following another way"! They are not "following" at all! They have gone down their own road that leads to Hell.

            And yet you see those people as your neighbors! I'm shocked! Have you ever read the verse, 2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

            You should not walk with the wicked and enemies of God.

            You never read Luke:19:27 did you? Here it is             Lu:19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

            That's Jesus speaking! Do Jews and Muslims want Jesus to reign over them? No! No, they do not! They are Jesus' enemies!

            What should we do with them?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373
                #19
                Re: What is Love?

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                What should we do with them?
                Nukes?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269
                    #20
                    Re: What is Love?

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Nukes?
                    We could always take a page from the Cathlicks, convert them, baptize them, and then kill them before they are able to go back to their heathen ways.

                    Too bad all the ones they killed in the Crusades are in hell anyway.
                    Drama queen

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267
                        #21
                        Re: What is Love?

                        Originally posted by DirtyTex
                        Baby dont hurt me... dont hurt me... no more...

                        WAH OH OH WAH OHH OH OH OH WAH OH OH OH OH

                        Will someone lock up this RETARD....

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                          • Tftbreal
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 21
                            #22
                            Re: What is Love?

                            Originally posted by Ciffian View Post
                            Hello everyone,

                            I am just keeping this plain and simple with the question:

                            What is Love?
                            What is love
                            Oh baby, don't hurt me
                            Don't hurt me no more
                            Oh, baby don't hurt me
                            Don't hurt me no more

                            [snip]
                            Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 04-06-2010, 07:32 AM. Reason: Drippy nonsense removed

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263
                                #23
                                Re: What is Love?

                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What is love
                                That was the question, indeed.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
                                Pardon? Why should we hurt you? And we're not babies.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What is love Yeah
                                Well, "yeah", that's still the question. How about an answer?
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                Oh, I don't know why you're not there I give you my love, but you don't care So what is right and what is wrong Gimme a sign
                                And I don't know why you're not answering the question. I'll give you a sign: ANSWER THE QUESTION ALREADY.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
                                You're repeating yourself and the question at hand. Are you feeling OK?
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
                                Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
                                Please spare us your sexual innuendo. We do not wish to be part of what it is you appear to be doing with yourself.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                Oh, I don't know, what can I do
                                What you can do is answering the question. That's the whole point.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What else can I say, it's up to you
                                Well, judging from the text that follows, you can say a lot... it's just not relevant. If you want me to answer the question, then stop typing. Not very honest on your part, friend.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                I know we're one, just me and you I can't go on
                                We're not one. Unless you refer to God. I'll give you the answer right here: God is Love.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
                                There we go again. It's an argument from repetition. Then again: what is it you're arguing?
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
                                What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Don't hurt me Don't hurt me

                                If you don't want to be hurt so badly, then surrender to God. If you end up in Hell, you will be hurt. A LOT. Then you'll go "whoa" and "oooh", but because you're screaming in pain.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                I want no other, no other lover This is your life, our time When we are together, I need you forever Is it love
                                God is not your lover. In fact, you should want no lover at all. You should find yourself a husband and serve him well. And you should be together with the Lord.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
                                I can assure you that love is a lot more than not being hurt. Jesus Christ was hurt a lot while He gave us his love.
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
                                Exactly the same paragrap as before. You appear to be senile?
                                Originally posted by Tftbreal View Post
                                What is love?
                                Okay, so basically you type all that text and you end with the exact same question that you wanted to answer? That's crazy, friend!
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                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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