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  • Coma Black
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2010
    • 106

    #31
    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
    Very well. Not an adolescent. Instead, a pretend man. That is worse, it can't be outgrown.



    Yes.

    1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.



    And in case you do not know, you misspelled 'adolescent', 'something', 'a lot', 'research' and 'tell' in your post above. You also failed to capitalize 'Christians'.

    Also you changed tenses in this sentence which is not the mark of literacy:



    Written correctly it would be:



    You are not literate, pretend man.
    I am a real person and I am a woman. Just so you know. I wa typing fast and I am human and can make errors. Do you know of the word errors? Do you know what it means to be human? As a human you can make errors and mistakes. Also, I did not capitalize the word "christian" on purpose. Why did I do it? Maybe I just felt like it. Like I said everyone can make mistakes. If I was not literate then I would not be able to write at all and would not be able to read your post. Oviously I can read because I can read your post nad have read plenty of books. Also, I have written numerous of essays. So, yeah shows how much you know. I see that you just ignored the definition of literate. Oh and as for the quote from "the bible" yeah that is not proof. You need facts and those are just opinions.

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    • ilovetehjeesus
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2010
      • 22

      #32
      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Sure...

      You are obviously completely blind to what I am doing here. First of all I do as God commands me to do: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

      Second, I am just showing True Christian™ tough love here. I am not some political correct sissy like who wastes lots of words but says nothing. I say it like it is and I hope to wake people up to the truth. Because that is the only way they can be saved from eternal damnation to the fires of hell .

      Oh, I'm fully aware of how outwardly spoken you are. Whether you're right in doing so is beside the point, but you surely don't mince your words.

      So, you do exactly what God commands you to do. Every word of the Bible that can be construed as an order to a True Christian, you are obligated to do? For if you do not, how can you call yourself a servant of the Lord?

      I just want to get this crystal clear before we continue.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #33
        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
        I do think before I speak
        You hide that very well it seems.

        Also, did you ever read that aritcle I posted? I am guessing you did not.
        Of course not, we prefer reading the Holy Bible instead of your mindless babbling.

        You make yourself look stupid by being so narrow-minded and ignoring facts.
        It is you who makes herself look stupid by ignoring all the facts in the Holy Bible.

        Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

        You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

        And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373

          #34
          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

          Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
          So, you do exactly what God commands you to do. Every word of the Bible that can be construed as an order to a True Christian, you are obligated to do? For if you do not, how can you call yourself a servant of the Lord?
          We True Christians(tm) follow the entire Holy Bible. Not just the fluffy parts.

          Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Coma Black
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2010
            • 106

            #35
            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            You hide that very well it seems.

            Of course not, we prefer reading the Holy Bible instead of your mindless babbling.

            It is you who makes herself look stupid by ignoring all the facts in the Holy Bible.

            Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

            You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

            And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
            Like I said the bible is not made of facts. I will not repeat this again. What I have said in previous posts is not babbling. Here we go with the assumptions again. You do not know me. If I did do any of those things I will never mutilate myself just because you bible says so.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #36
              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

              Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
              Like I said the bible is not made of facts.
              Circular reasoning: base the fact that the Bible is not made of facts on your own assessment that it's not made of facts, which in turn is based on it not being based on facts, etc, etc.

              Let's cut to the chase: GOD said that the KJV 1611 Bible is made of facts. Since God made the entire universe with everyone in it, we would prefer to follow God's Word where it concerns the Bible, not yours.

              Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
              I will not repeat this again.
              Thank you!

              Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
              Here we go with the assumptions again. You do not know me.
              That's your fault. Every new member is supposed to make a thread in the Introductions forum to introduce themselves. Let us get to know you, friend.

              If you let the love in, the hate will be automatically pushed out.

              Knock, knock. Let us in, it's cold outside.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • ilovetehjeesus
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Mar 2010
                • 22

                #37
                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                We True Christians™ follow the entire Holy Bible. Not just the fluffy parts.

                Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                Okay, great. Let's take a look at Leviticus 20:13.

                'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

                Think about it. Out there, in the great expanse there could be thousands, dare I say millions of gay people, walking about without a care in the world. Now, being a True Christian and all, is it not your duty to adhere to this instruction, given to you by God, and go kill all these gay people where they hand? I mean, it's only logical to assume that a large majority of them are sexually active and partake in homosexual relations. So why aren't you out homo-hunting, Cranky Old Man? It's not like our human laws should be of any worry to you, your soul will be free and God will embrace you in the kingdom of Heaven.

                Oh wait, I forgot about Matthew 18:18.

                "I tell you the truth, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."

                Oops. I guess this means you can't kill all the gay people. What a shame. Unfortunately, this would also mean I wouldn't go to Hell, as I have yet to commit a sin that's recognized by the judicial system, and we all know how many times I've been told that I would go to Hell.

                So which is it? Will you go out and hunt gays, or will I and many others - unsaved Heathen trash - get into Heaven?

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #38
                  Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                  Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                  'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
                  We ONLY quote from the KJV 1611 Bible, friend. Your corrupted verse has no value here and you will possibly receive an infraction (and don't cry about it, because this is mentioned in numerous places). The CORRECT quote is:

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                  Interesting change of words, wouldn't you say? The word "abomination" carries the clear weight of God's condemnation, while "detestable" could be anything, even things that aren't sinful.

                  I will leave the complete destruction of your "argument" to Mr. Man.

                  Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                  Oh wait, I forgot about Matthew 18:18.
                  Please spare us. If you're going to quote Scripture, use the CORRECT Bible version!
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Coma Black
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 106

                    #39
                    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    .Let's cut to the chase: GOD said that the KJV 1611 Bible is made of facts. Since God made the entire universe with everyone in it, we would prefer to follow God's Word where it concerns the Bible, not yours.



                    That's your fault. Every new member is supposed to make a thread in the Introductions forum to introduce themselves. Let us get to know you, friend.

                    If you let the love in, the hate will be automatically pushed out.

                    Knock, knock. Let us in, it's cold outside.


                    Man has written each and every bible out there. So therefore man says that "god" says the bible is made of facts. Why did man do this? Control. I took Sociology and relgion is a set of beliefs. And do not tell me that this is not a religion because you are in a relgion called Christianity.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #40
                      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                      Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                      Okay, great. Let's take a look at Leviticus 20:13. 'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. ... So which is it? Will you go out and hunt gays ...
                      You can't just pick a single piece out of the Holy Bible. First of all we prefer to cure gays instead of killing them. We have several cured gays in our Church. Also you seem to be completely ignoring 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7. That is not how it works. The Holy Bible is not some buffet you can pick and choose from. You have to look at everything. You also have to use the right version of the Holy Bible. You seem to be using the NIV. You should be using the KJV1611. Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263

                        #41
                        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                        Man has written each and every bible out there.
                        If you dictate a letter to your secretary, is it her letter or yours? Same with the Bible. The KJV 1611 Bible was dictated by God. The others are corruptions. It's very simple as Mr. Man already demonstrated.

                        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                        So therefore...
                        Hold on a second. Your "therefore" follows a premise that is not undisputed. Any conclusion that flows out of this is a permutation of your opinion, not of proven fact.

                        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                        And do not tell me that this is not a religion because you are in a relgion called Christianity.
                        Are you telling a Christian that Christianity is a religion?
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22
                        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • ilovetehjeesus
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 22

                          #42
                          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                          We ONLY quote from the KJV 1611 Bible, friend. Your corrupted verse has no value here and you will possibly receive an infraction (and don't cry about it, because this is mentioned in numerous places). The CORRECT quote is:

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                          Interesting change of words, wouldn't you say? The word "abomination" carries the clear weight of God's condemnation, while "detestable" could be anything, even things that aren't sinful.

                          I will leave the complete destruction of your "argument" to Mr. Man.
                          As if breaking an arbitrary rule here would be anything to get upset about.

                          I don't know what you were trying to accomplish quoting the 'correct' Bible verse, but the aspect that I was trying to highlight is still embarrassingly present in the KJV 1611 version. Whether what they did was 'detestable' or an abomination' is not even relevant; the crux of my argument is that the Bible, KJV 1611 version or not, is telling you to kill homosexuals.

                          In fact, you just increased the power of my argument. If you so say that 'abomination' carries the clear weight of God's condemnation, then there is no dispute as to who's telling you to kill homosexuals. It's God, simple as that. So hop to it.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22373

                            #43
                            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                            Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                            I don't know what you were trying to accomplish quoting the 'correct' Bible verse, but the aspect that I was trying to highlight is still embarrassingly present in the KJV 1611 version. Whether what they did was 'detestable' or an abomination' is not even relevant; the crux of my argument is that the Bible, KJV 1611 version or not, is telling you to kill homosexuals.

                            In fact, you just increased the power of my argument. If you so say that 'abomination' carries the clear weight of God's condemnation, then there is no dispute as to who's telling you to kill homosexuals. It's God, simple as that. So hop to it.
                            You can't just pick a single piece out of the Holy Bible. First of all we prefer to cure gays instead of killing them. We have several cured gays in our Church. Also you seem to be completely ignoring 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7. That is not how it works. The Holy Bible is not some buffet you can pick and choose from. You have to look at everything. You also have to use the right version of the Holy Bible. You seem to be using the NIV. You should be using the KJV1611. Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • ilovetehjeesus
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 22

                              #44
                              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              You can't just pick a single piece out of the Holy Bible. First of all we prefer to cure gays instead of killing them. We have several cured gays in our Church. Also you seem to be completely ignoring 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7. That is not how it works. The Holy Bible is not some buffet you can pick and choose from. You have to look at everything. You also have to use the right version of the Holy Bible. You seem to be using the NIV. You should be using the KJV1611. Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.
                              I know full well that you're suggesting that True Christians don't pick and choose, but the very fact that you're not killing the homosexuals as the KJV1611 Bible clearly states is a testament to the fallacies of your argument. That's all well and good if the Bible tells you to 'cure gays' but it also tells you to kill them.

                              What do you do? How can you simply choose one or the other? The Bible tells you to do both, but since killing a gay person and 'making them heterosexual' are mutually exclusive, it is impossible to follow every demand of God, and you certainly cannot truly call yourself a True Christian.

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263

                                #45
                                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                                Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                                As if breaking an arbitrary rule here would be anything to get upset about.
                                If we are going to follow the entire Bible and do so literally, then making sure we are following the correct Bible seems rather more important than "arbitrary". We are serious about God's Word.

                                Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                                I don't know what you were trying to accomplish quoting the 'correct' Bible verse,...
                                We are about using the correct Bible so that we can follow correct argumentation and arrive at a correct conclusion. Otherwise we're just wasting time here, aren't we?

                                Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                                the crux of my argument is that the Bible, KJV 1611 version or not, is telling you to kill homosexuals.
                                And this is not denied by us in any way. The problem is that secular law does not allow it yet and the Bible is unequivocally clear that we should abide by secular law.

                                We are working on the solution. In 2012, Sister Palin and Mike Huckabee will be elected and they will amend the US Constitution to Biblical standards including Leviticus. Only then will killing homosexuals be allowed.

                                Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                                In fact, you just increased the power of my argument.
                                My commentary is guided by my intellectual integrity, not by a perceived advantage in rational discourse.

                                Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                                If you so say that 'abomination' carries the clear weight of God's condemnation, then there is no dispute as to who's telling you to kill homosexuals.
                                That is correct, but as I've explained, it is not possible at this point in time. It should be possible around 2013 or 2014, however. As I said: we are working on it.

                                Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                                It's God, simple as that. So hop to it.
                                Well, you are the one telling us to kill homosexuals here. Doing so means that you are in violation of secular law and could be arrested for this reason.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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