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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

    April 3



    Ladies! He is only 59 years young today!

    I do Pray that OldIronCrotch doesn't come around with her "ticks and chiggers" to poop out the party
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380
      #2
      Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

      Happy birthday Brother Nobar!

      I will shoot you a nice present today.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857
          #3
          Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

          Happy Birthday Nobar.

          I will send you a pair of my famous sealskin mittens.

          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930
              #4
              Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

              I hope your Birthday goes better than it did for our Lord and Saviour.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392
                  #5
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

                  Sorry for yelling, I know the elderly are hard of hearing.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22938
                      #6
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                      Happy Birthday Nobar. The word is that you will be spending most of today cleaning street signs as part of your work in the community. If there were only more like you, this world would be a better place.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996
                          #7
                          Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                          Happy Birthday!

                          Any luck moving out of Jenkins Flats? Wouldn't THAT make for a nice birthday!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269
                              #8
                              Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                              Happy Birthday!

                              This weekend sure is busy with birthdays, isn't it!
                              Drama queen

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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                                  Wow, thanks everybody. I just woke up from my nap. My birthday isn't until tomorrow, though. Thanks, anyway.
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                    • Nurse Clampett
                                      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Jan 2009
                                      • 974
                                      #10
                                      Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                                      Happy Birthday Good Sir!
                                      Luke 5:31
                                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                        • Bryan Tamariki
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Aug 2007
                                          • 285
                                          #11
                                          Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                                          Happy Birthday Brother Nobar,

                                          YIC Bryan.
                                          Joshua 24:15
                                          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                            • Petal
                                              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 991
                                              #12
                                              Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                              Ladies! He is only 59 years young today!
                                              that so amazings, cuz i not no before that Mr.Nobar be so oldin, an i bets he had a pet dinosaw when he were a liddle boy. nows there be no more dinosaws an if Mr.Nobar wants to sees one he has to go visits the creation museums



                                              so that gonna be my birfday gifts to Mr.Nobar, i gonna sends him to that museums so he can be a liddle boy agains an pet the plastick dinosaws

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                                                  Happy birthday, Brother Nobar. Don't forget your extra large tithing to Jesus today. It's an excellent way to thank Jesus for not killing You for another year.
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • Talitha
                                                      Deaconess
                                                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Oct 2026
                                                      • 15118
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                                                      Birthday Blessings Brother Nobar.

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                                                      Sister Talitha

                                                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                                        • eliot mayfield
                                                          God Squad
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 9324
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Blessed Birthday, NOBAR KING!

                                                          God really blessed you in 1974 when he killed how many sinners in the largest tornado outbreak in history?
                                                          Lucky dog!
                                                          Matthew:
                                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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