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  • Marianne W.
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

    If you search for its etymology, you will find out that its original meaning was something extremely filthy!
  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #2
    Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

    Please share your findings with us, thank you.

    Until then, we will consider it unsubstantiated opinion.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Marianne W.
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2010
      • 4

      #3
      Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
      Please share your findings with us, thank you.

      Until then, we will consider it unsubstantiated opinion.
      I really can't find the strength to say it myself.



      Also: Warning for a sketch of a naked lady!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #4
        Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

        Why do you put pornographic links on our site? This is a family site!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22889

          #5
          Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

          There are some things that it is better not to know. My mind has been scarred.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • humble servant
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 77

            #6
            Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Why do you put pornographic links on our site? This is a family site!
            I cannot look as I trust that Cranky Old Man speaks the truth.

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            • Petal
              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 991

              #7
              Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

              Originally posted by Marianne W. View Post
              Also: Warning for a sketch of a naked lady!
              i sorrys i clickeds on that evil links an saw the nekkid lady wiv the waters. i not unnerstand that pickture,i think maybe cuz of all the waters that she be on a bidet? an that mean that maybe she be a froggie or a froggie-lurver

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

                Originally posted by Marianne W. View Post
                If you search for its etymology, you will find out that its original meaning was something extremely filthy!
                What are you babbling about, girl? Are you hysterical? The Bible says you should keep your yap shut.

                1 Timothy 2:11-15
                Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

                  Originally posted by Marianne W. View Post
                  If you search for its etymology, you will find out that its original meaning was something extremely filthy!
                  Are you saying that when we use that word, it makes you hysterical?

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Please stop using the word "Hysterical"!

                    Originally posted by Petal View Post
                    i sorrys i clickeds on that evil links an saw the nekkid lady wiv the waters. i not unnerstand that pickture,i think maybe cuz of all the waters that she be on a bidet? an that mean that maybe she be a froggie or a froggie-lurver
                    I think they were using the fire hose to "cool her jets", Petal.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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