[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

Did i say that God favours me above all else. NO. I did not say that.

So THIS (quote below) was only directed at me? And not people in general?
And if it was only aimed at me, then why do you show such contempt and hatred? Didn't you claim to NOT hate hmm?
And your WHOLE ATTITUDE says that's what you believe.. That you're above all else in some way.

oh, are you just jealous that God has plans for my life? I feel sorry for you in your direction- less life. He wants me to do well. Why don't you ask about yours?

Er...no I don't. I just like to offer my thanks to God whenever I am studying the scriptures.

There is a reason when reading gospels, and when finishing you say 'give thanks to Christ our Lord for His glorious gospel'

That's a ritual.

Again, did I say it was a 'ritual'. NO. NO and NOOOOO!!. So stop accusing me.

See above.
You don't need to call it a ritual, what you're doing is the very definition of one.

I'm not. But God is allowed to. Duh! Why do you think miracles can be performed in Christ's name? Why can exorcisms still be performed in Christ's name?Just because they are not written, doesn't mean they don't happen at all.

Are you seriously claiming that the fact that believers can do miracles, is not mentioned in the Holy Word?
It is, and it's obvious you haven't studied it properly if you claim otherwise.

FYI, I have accepted the plans that God has made for me.

And what was His plans for you?
And you know them how?

And why are you mocking me? Probably because you feel so bad about yourself, saddo.

How mature of you.. And no, you don't make accusations at all.
Seriously, how old are you?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

think any demon would feel extremely uncomfortable saying the words "Jesus is Lord".

If you would read your Bible, you would know that is not true. A demon will say anything it has to.

James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

Did i say that God favours me above all else. NO. I did not say that.

We are very humble! We never claimed to know better than God about how the earth started, and to know better than He does about how to act like you atheists! God does favor us, since we are His children and strive to please Him. It's like a parent and their kids: if they have a kid that behaves and obeys and one that doesn't, obviously they'll love and favor the obedient one. It's just common sense (something you obviously lack).

Er...no I don't. I just like to offer my thanks to God whenever I am studying the scriptures.

And I tend to doubt whether God is listening that closely when you dial in

I'm not. But God is allowed to. Duh! Why do you think miracles can be performed in Christ's name? Why can exorcisms still be performed in Christ's name?Just because they are not written, doesn't mean they don't happen at all.

Miracles can be performed in Christ's name because He made it so. It's in the Bible! Exorcisms are just a myth perpetuated by the Catholick "church" to try to supplement their income. True change is brought about by prayer and laying on of hands (just ask Ted Haggard!)

FYI, I have accepted the plans that God has made for me.And why are you mocking me? Probably because you feel so bad about yourself, saddo.

We are trying to act as a mirror for you, being a light on the hill. We know that the Lord's Word and Standards are difficult to attain, but we can't expect you to be like us yet, especially when you're so far behind on your tithing. But you are moving in the right direction, especially when you stumbled upon this website!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

I doubt that their stupid master would even allow them to say it.

You call him stupid but don't even realize he's your father, that he rules your life, and that he has tricked you..
I think that would make YOU the stupid one.

Now, I ain't sticking up for satan, no way:
But anyone who calls himself a believer and is ignorant of satan's devices has already fallen to them.
Anyone who so does wasn't even a true believer to begin with, but didn't even realize it!

[Lionheart]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

Did I? Where?
You should really cut back on the coffee friend.. It's not good for you.
I will say however, that you reject most of the Bible, and only follow what you like.



Because it's true.



Nonsense.
Satan's servants disguise as Christians all the time!

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name?
And in thy name have cast out devils? And in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Matthew 7:21-23

And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness;
Whose end shall be according to their works.
2 Corinthians 11:14-15

" Nonsense.
Satan's servants disguise as Christians all the time!"

OHHH!!! So NOW the truth comes out. YOU are disguising yourself as a Christian, when really, YOU are a servant of satan.

well, i'm packing my bags, dusting off my feet and im outta here man.

I know perfectly well what this site is.


parody intent.<----[this bit especially] I bet this post will be edited now by a worried moderator, who doesnt want the dark secret of this site out.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

" Nonsense.
Satan's servants disguise as Christians all the time!"

OHHH!!! So NOW the truth comes out. YOU are disguising yourself as a Christian, when really, YOU are a servant of satan.

well, i'm packing my bags, dusting off my feet and im outta here man.

I know perfectly well what this site is.


parody intent.<----[this bit especially] I bet this post will be edited now by a worried moderator, who doesnt want the dark secret of this site out.

Allright.. I'm convinced, you must be a demon-possesed troll or something.
I don't think I've never seen anyone this befuddled before in my entire life..

And do run away if you want, but we'd much rather you'd atleast admit the real reason you run away then:
That you can't handle THE TRUTH™ that is God's Word, and thus make up silly accusations.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

" Nonsense.
Satan's servants disguise as Christians all the time!"

OHHH!!! So NOW the truth comes out. YOU are disguising yourself as a Christian, when really, YOU are a servant of satan.

well, i'm packing my bags, dusting off my feet and im outta here man.

I know perfectly well what this site is.

parody intent.<----[this bit especially] I bet this post will be edited now by a worried moderator, who doesnt want the dark secret of this site out.

Well, Lionheart, you fooled me. I really believed you were a lost, deceived soul who mistakenly believed himself to be saved.

The gig is up now. You have shown your true colors, atheist! We get your kind on here all the time, mocking the Word of God.

As far as being a "worried moderator", the only thing I'm worried about is that you are going to start posting pornography, which is what your kind usually do at this point, so you can brag to all your atheist buddies about how you got banned from the Landover Baptist forum.

You make me sick.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

Well, Lionheart, you fooled me. I really believed you were a lost, deceived soul who mistakenly believed himself to be saved.

The gig is up now. You have shown your true colors, atheist! We get your kind on here all the time, mocking the Word of God.

As far as being a "worried moderator", the only thing I'm worried about is that you are going to start posting pornography, which is what your kind usually do at this point, so you can brag to all your atheist buddies about how you got banned from the Landover Baptist forum.

You make me sick.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

What is it with atheists? Every time an atheist loses an argument they claim the other side is a parody. The work "parody" must be like word Nazi is to everyone else. I guess it makes sense, if I was an atheist I would see my existence as a joke to.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

What is it with atheists? Every time an atheist loses an argument they claim the other side is a parody. The work "parody" must be like word Nazi is to everyone else. I guess it makes sense, if I was an atheist I would see my existence as a joke to.

It's because atheists are elitist -- they like to think that they're smarter than everyone else, so if they get beaten in an argument, they can't imagine that they were beat by someone who *gasp* believes in an Almighty God. So they resort to whining about how the other person MUST be an atheist because they are so smart. It's a part of the Jewish agenda that the Illuminati put together to try to suppress the Christian Minority in this country. The AntiChrist set this it up. It's just facts.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

" Nonsense.
Satan's servants disguise as Christians all the time!"

OHHH!!! So NOW the truth comes out. YOU are disguising yourself as a Christian, when really, YOU are a servant of satan.

well, i'm packing my bags, dusting off my feet and im outta here man.

I know perfectly well what this site is.


parody intent.<----[this bit especially] I bet this post will be edited now by a worried moderator, who doesnt want the dark secret of this site out.

The only "parody" on these Godly forums are all the Goths, Emos, Athiests, Joos, Nigras, Pagans, Homers, Mooselimbs, Liebrals, Humanists, and false Christians that show up here claiming they have the one true religion. God's Word is not to be taken out of context, and that context is the entire Bible (KJV1611).

Jesus loves parody - and is laughing all the way to your eternal damnation and the fires of Hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

Ok, my new guesses are that this is either Fish or that Joh guy.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

how DARE you say that my father is satan

If I believed in the bible, which I do not, but if I did, given what the bible says about both your 'god' and your 'devil', I'd much rather have Satan.

HAVE you read the whole book? Yes the feelgood parts are in there but they are vastly outnumbered. And before you talk about the NT being all happy and fluffy love, forget not Matthew 10:34, where the biblical jesus states 'I come not to bring peace on Earth but a SWORD'.

[Splitfoot]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

A girl after my own heart. I have homer sex all the time to piss off god but can I get your number???

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

As amusing as you are, Mr Splitfoot, I am married and monogamous. Perhaps I could introduce you to one of my cousins though.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

A girl after my own heart. I have homer sex all the time to piss off god but can I get your number???

So you do believe in God. Good that you piss Him off because when you go down before Him and open yourself to Him to beg for His forgiveness He will be all the happier. GLORY!