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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #76
    Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
    OOOOOOOOH yeah, Rachael, so that's HER! I saw that thread when I was new here, and I laughed! She's got aliases, says her name was Nancy ... well AAARRRGGGHHH! that's my real name! ... hope they don't get us mixed up ... and yep, she said she was really Silverblue, and she said it again since she's been here as Lionheart ... hmmm ...
    I don't think her real name is Nancy, I'm not sure.

    Something tells me she hasn't got a prayer here with these True Christian Baptists, they know their stuff ... ya know what I mean?
    She seems to want to convert everyone, including heathens like me. Bah! Not a chance.

    I'm betting I know the bible a lot better than she does.
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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #77
      Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

      I don't think her real name is Nancy, I'm not sure.

      She seems to want to convert everyone, including heathens like me. Bah! Not a chance.

      I'm betting I know the bible a lot better than she does.
      Hahahaha I bet I do too

      (and nope, I wouldn't try to convert you, Rachael)
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #78
        Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        Hahahaha I bet I do too
        I bet a lot of people do.

        (and nope, I wouldn't try to convert you, Rachael)
        Likewise.
        It really isn't nice to try convert people.
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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #79
          Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

          I don't think anyone really tries to convert Rachael anymore. I know I, for one, have given it over to the Lord. If He wants her Saved(tm), then He can, but I no longer have the energy to go after her. She is so hateful towards us that I can't take the abuse any longer. At this point she hangs around like the negroes at the package store -- no one wants to see them there, no one sees them doing anything constructive, but it's too damn hard to kill them.
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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #80
            Re: I am Lionheart: a blasphemer and self-styled prophet

            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
            So you're saying Lionheart is a girl? I thought she was a boy for some reason.
            Are you a mong as well as a false Christian? She says she doesn't think women are inferior to men - who but an addlepated girl would ever say that?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #81
              Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

              Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
              So you're saying Lionheart is a girl? I thought she was a boy for some reason.
              Most likely because of the depraved lesbimenism she indulges in. Unnatural pursuits bring about unnatural results, and I'm sure she spends days at a time thinking she's a man as well. I wouldn't even be surprised to find out that she wears pants or has short hair! Sickening, isn't it?
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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              • Lionheart
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                • Aug 2007
                • 37

                #82
                Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                Well, Lionheart, you fooled me. I really believed you were a lost, deceived soul who mistakenly believed himself to be saved.

                The gig is up now. You have shown your true colors, atheist! We get your kind on here all the time, mocking the Word of God.

                As far as being a "worried moderator", the only thing I'm worried about is that you are going to start posting pornography, which is what your kind usually do at this point, so you can brag to all your atheist buddies about how you got banned from the Landover Baptist forum.

                You make me sick.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                I am NOT an atheist. Im as much an atheist as you are! which i am not.

                I am NOT here to mock the Word. why would I do that? my foundations are on it...!!

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                • Lionheart
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                  • Aug 2007
                  • 37

                  #83
                  Re: I am Lionheart: a blasphemer and self-styled prophet

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Are you a mong as well as a false Christian? She says she doesn't think women are inferior to men - who but an addlepated girl would ever say that?

                  Yeah, and who but a deranged weirdo freak-a-zoid guy would be a misogynist?!?!

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                  • Lionheart
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 37

                    #84
                    Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Most likely because of the depraved lesbimenism she indulges in. Unnatural pursuits bring about unnatural results, and I'm sure she spends days at a time thinking she's a man as well. I wouldn't even be surprised to find out that she wears pants or has short hair! Sickening, isn't it?
                    actually, my hair is waist length. Curly and jet black if you like. I am not a lesbian. at first, i pretended to be a guy, because these sickos on here hate women. I usually wear skirts and dresses too. So dont call me a lesbian.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #85
                      Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

                      Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
                      actually, my hair is waist length. Curly and jet black if you like. I am not a lesbian. at first, i pretended to be a guy, because these sickos on here hate women. I usually wear skirts and dresses too. So dont call me a lesbian.

                      Listen up Son and listen good. JESUS HATES cross dressers. Did you hear me? HATES! You are a vile abomination in the eyes of the LORD and will surely be PUT TO DEATH if you don't repent and find JESUS!

                      I have your pic from your DOF file. JESUS is NOT amused.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #86
                        Re: I am Lionheart: a blasphemer and self-styled prophet

                        Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
                        Yeah, and who but a deranged weirdo freak-a-zoid guy would be a misogynist?!?!
                        Did you just call Jesus Christ a deranged weirdo freak-a-zoid? Some of that Sermon on the Mount stuff may seem a little "out there", but deranged weirdo freak-a-zoid seems like a very harsh, even blasphemous way of putting it. And what about Minister Noodly? She's not any kind of a guy, but she's still a proud misogynist.
                        Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
                        actually, my hair is waist length. Curly and jet black if you like.
                        And if we don't like it? Will you dye it blonde?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #87
                          Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

                          Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
                          actually, my hair is waist length. Curly and jet black if you like. I am not a lesbian. at first, i pretended to be a guy, because these sickos on here hate women. I usually wear skirts and dresses too. So dont call me a lesbian.
                          You are awash in sin, gleefully doing Satan's dirty work while you joyfully look forward to your eternity in Hell, so you expect me to believe you don't, when the lust rises up in you and there are only women around and sometimes even if there are men, choose to be a lesbimen? That would be a first from a lieberal false Christian like yourself.
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                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #88
                            Re: I am Lionheart: a fighter

                            Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
                            actually, my hair is waist length. Curly and jet black if you like. I am not a lesbian. at first, i pretended to be a guy, because these sickos on here hate women. I usually wear skirts and dresses too. So dont call me a lesbian.
                            You are not helping yourself with Jesus Lionheart; first you chose the name of a noted homer; Richard the Lionhearted then you pretend to be a guy. Clearly you are one of these women who are gay guys trapped in a woman's body. Well listen here girl; no Christian man is going to have gay sex with you.

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #89
                              Re: I am Lionheart: a blasphemer and self-styled prophet

                              So you're a girl too??
                              Then do actually obey the Bible for once.. Obey 1 Timothy 2:12 and SHUT UP & STOP ACTING LIKE A TEACHER!

                              But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                              1 Timothy 2:12

                              Fools and women (and especially not foolish women, like you) aren't supposed to teach.
                              Because you're too easily deceived by the devil.. Just as you have been.
                              Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-24-2007, 01:44 AM.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Sister Noddy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 1843

                                #90
                                Re: I am Lionheart: a blasphemer and self-styled prophet

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                                And what about Minister Noodly? She's not any kind of a guy, but she's still a proud misogynist.
                                Gosh, did I say anywhere on the forum that I'm a woman hater?

                                ... mystified, minister noodle
                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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