[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

Those are the best with guacamole.

Now were was it you said you lived wicker?

[robert12345]

Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

Now were was it you said you lived wicker?

It's not Latin America.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

It's not Latin America.

What does Latin America have to do with anything friend? That's were we NorthAmericans get our gardeners. Anyway seeing as you are from some Eastern European hell hole how would you like a nice trip to Landover in our shinny new Gulf Stream? You'll be a special guest at our bonfire this weekend.

[La Vie Boheme]

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Tater is getting old enough to handle a rifle, right?

Woah! What IS that thing?! It looks like a mix between a dog and a spider.

[TheConfusedOne]

Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

This morning I opened my front door to find THIS on my doorstep.



Is Satan trying to harass me? It's still in my front yard....what should I do with it?

Disturbed, Sister Thumper

Sorry, but Im not fooled. That is clearly not a demon, it is a gargoyle.

[Marshall]

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That isn't any kind of dog I've ever seen. No real Christian would own such a useless animal. You can't even tree Coons with that thing!

This is a dog after the Lords own heart.

Just look at that face. He's everything a man could want in a dog. Loyal, trustworthy, taller than a cat, able to tree a hippy with little to no effort.
That black lump with all the tallywhackers springing from it's back is better off dead and in Hell where it belongs.

[La Vie Boheme]

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That isn't any kind of dog I've ever seen. No real Christian would own such a useless animal. You can't even tree Coons with that thing!

This is a dog after the Lords own heart.
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Just look at that face. He's everything a man could want in a dog. Loyal, trustworthy, taller than a cat, able to tree a hippy with little to no effort.
That black lump with all the tallywhackers springing from it's back is better off dead and in Hell where it belongs.

That is a nice looking dog right there ^^ Very beautiful. I used to have 9 dogs, all golden retrivers. Sadly they got old and passed. My parents had them before me, though. But they were very loyal and great with kids.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is a nice looking dog right there ^^ Very beautiful. I used to have 9 dogs, all golden retrivers. Sadly they got old and passed. My parents had them before me, though. But they were very loyal and great with kids.

What a sad story. Maybe if you had been a True Christian Jesus would have looked after your dogs better. Hit that Paypal button today, because your "loyal parents" may be sent to eternal hellfire at any moment.

[La Vie Boheme]

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What a sad story. Maybe if you had been a True Christian Jesus would have looked after your dogs better. Hit that Paypal button today, because your "loyal parents" may be sent to eternal hellfire at any moment.

They were older than the normal age for any dog, and you know something? My parents aren't loyal and never were, not to me, to anyone, not even to their religions. I suggest you refrain from making further remarks about any of that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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.... My parents had them before me, though. But they were very loyal and great with kids.

Look jennifer, YOU are the one who claimed your parents were loyal and good with kids, not me. Don't start disrespecting your parents, because that really annoys Jesus. He commands you to respect them, or else!

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

[La Vie Boheme]

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Look jennifer, YOU are the one who claimed your parents were loyal and good with kids, not me. Don't start disrespecting your parents, because that really annoys Jesus. He commands you to respect them, or else!

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

My name isn't Jennifer, and that dosen't insult me because I AM a girl. Also, I meant the dogs, not them.

[TheConfusedOne]

Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

Look jennifer, YOU are the one who claimed your parents were loyal and good with kids, not me. Don't start disrespecting your parents, because that really annoys Jesus. He commands you to respect them, or else!

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

She meant to say that THE DOGS were loyal and great with kids! She just worded sentence wrong.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My name isn't Jennifer, and that dosen't insult me because I AM a girl. Also, I meant the dogs, not them.

Well then that explains why you can't communicate clearly. Do you have your father's permission to be in here, harlot?

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

[La Vie Boheme]

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Well then that explains why you can't communicate clearly. Do you have your father's permission to be in here, harlot?

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

No, my being female does not explain it. It was a simple typo. If you must know, yes, he has allowed me to come here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

yes, he has allowed me to come here.

GLORY!

Now, go take his credit card from his wallet and tithe to GOD'S Favorite Church(tm).

with Love, Sister Thumper