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  • #16
    Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

    Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
    Those are the best with guacamole.
    Now were was it you said you lived wicker?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #17
      Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

      Now were was it you said you lived wicker?
      It's not Latin America.

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      • #18
        Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

        Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
        It's not Latin America.
        What does Latin America have to do with anything friend? That's were we NorthAmericans get our gardeners. Anyway seeing as you are from some Eastern European hell hole how would you like a nice trip to Landover in our shinny new Gulf Stream? You'll be a special guest at our bonfire this weekend.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #19
          Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
          Tater is getting old enough to handle a rifle, right?
          Woah! What IS that thing?! It looks like a mix between a dog and a spider.

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          • #20
            Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            This morning I opened my front door to find THIS on my doorstep.



            Is Satan trying to harass me? It's still in my front yard....what should I do with it?

            Disturbed, Sister Thumper
            Sorry, but Im not fooled. That is clearly not a demon, it is a gargoyle.
            Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 10-08-2006, 11:22 PM. Reason: Minor spelling mistakes

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            • #21
              Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

              That isn't any kind of dog I've ever seen. No real Christian would own such a useless animal. You can't even tree Coons with that thing!

              This is a dog after the Lords own heart.
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              Just look at that face. He's everything a man could want in a dog. Loyal, trustworthy, taller than a cat, able to tree a hippy with little to no effort.
              That black lump with all the tallywhackers springing from it's back is better off dead and in Hell where it belongs.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • #22
                Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                That isn't any kind of dog I've ever seen. No real Christian would own such a useless animal. You can't even tree Coons with that thing!

                This is a dog after the Lords own heart.
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                Just look at that face. He's everything a man could want in a dog. Loyal, trustworthy, taller than a cat, able to tree a hippy with little to no effort.
                That black lump with all the tallywhackers springing from it's back is better off dead and in Hell where it belongs.
                That is a nice looking dog right there ^^ Very beautiful. I used to have 9 dogs, all golden retrivers. Sadly they got old and passed. My parents had them before me, though. But they were very loyal and great with kids.

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                • #23
                  Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                  Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
                  That is a nice looking dog right there ^^ Very beautiful. I used to have 9 dogs, all golden retrivers. Sadly they got old and passed. My parents had them before me, though. But they were very loyal and great with kids.
                  What a sad story. Maybe if you had been a True Christian Jesus would have looked after your dogs better. Hit that Paypal button today, because your "loyal parents" may be sent to eternal hellfire at any moment.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    What a sad story. Maybe if you had been a True Christian Jesus would have looked after your dogs better. Hit that Paypal button today, because your "loyal parents" may be sent to eternal hellfire at any moment.
                    They were older than the normal age for any dog, and you know something? My parents aren't loyal and never were, not to me, to anyone, not even to their religions. I suggest you refrain from making further remarks about any of that.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                      Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
                      .... My parents had them before me, though. But they were very loyal and great with kids.

                      Look jennifer, YOU are the one who claimed your parents were loyal and good with kids, not me. Don't start disrespecting your parents, because that really annoys Jesus. He commands you to respect them, or else!

                      He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

                      The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Look jennifer, YOU are the one who claimed your parents were loyal and good with kids, not me. Don't start disrespecting your parents, because that really annoys Jesus. He commands you to respect them, or else!

                        He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

                        The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17
                        My name isn't Jennifer, and that dosen't insult me because I AM a girl. Also, I meant the dogs, not them.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Look jennifer, YOU are the one who claimed your parents were loyal and good with kids, not me. Don't start disrespecting your parents, because that really annoys Jesus. He commands you to respect them, or else!

                          He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

                          The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17
                          She meant to say that THE DOGS were loyal and great with kids! She just worded sentence wrong.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                            Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
                            My name isn't Jennifer, and that dosen't insult me because I AM a girl. Also, I meant the dogs, not them.
                            Well then that explains why you can't communicate clearly. Do you have your father's permission to be in here, harlot?

                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Well then that explains why you can't communicate clearly. Do you have your father's permission to be in here, harlot?

                              1 Corinthians 11:3
                              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
                              No, my being female does not explain it. It was a simple typo. If you must know, yes, he has allowed me to come here.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                                Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
                                yes, he has allowed me to come here.
                                GLORY!

                                Now, go take his credit card from his wallet and tithe to GOD'S Favorite Church(tm).

                                with Love, Sister Thumper
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