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  • #31
    Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

    Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
    No, my being female does not explain it. It was a simple typo. If you must know, yes, he has allowed me to come here.
    Did you think this was a forum dedicated to your unnatural love of dogs? This is God's favorite forum, and we gather here in His presence to shout His Praises!

    Are you at least a Christian? Have your parents properly raised you to fear God?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #32
      Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      GLORY!

      Now, go take his credit card from his wallet and tithe to GOD'S Favorite Church(tm).

      with Love, Sister Thumper
      I'm sorry sister, he just left for the night. I'll be sure to do so when he returns.

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      • #33
        Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Did you think this was a forum dedicated to your unnatural love of dogs? This is God's favorite forum, and we gather here in His presence to shout His Praises!

        Are you at least a Christian? Have your parents properly raised you to fear God?
        Unnatural love of dogs? I think not, sir. But yes, they have. I am a Christian.

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        • #34
          Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

          Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
          Unnatural love of dogs? I think not, sir. But yes, they have. I am a Christian.
          Praise JESUS! I am overjoyed to hear that. Which verse in the Holy KJV1611 Bible is your favorite?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #35
            Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Praise JESUS! I am overjoyed to hear that. Which verse in the Holy KJV1611 Bible is your favorite?
            Sadly, sir, I have not read the bible in a while, and cannot recall my favorite. I do now need to go out to the book store and pick up a copy or two. I do still do my daily prayers. I feel terrible for no longer having a copy.

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            • #36
              Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

              Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
              Sadly, sir, I have not read the bible in a while, and cannot recall my favorite. I do now need to go out to the book store and pick up a copy or two. I do still do my daily prayers. I feel terrible for no longer having a copy.
              Not just any bible dear child...the KJV1611. And, you must follow it to the "T".

              The good thing about that is, it will do all the thinking and talking for you!

              GLORY!

              with Love, Sister Thumper
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              • #37
                Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
                Sadly, sir, I have not read the bible in a while, and cannot recall my favorite. I do now need to go out to the book store and pick up a copy or two. I do still do my daily prayers. I feel terrible for no longer having a copy.
                So, then you are not a Christian in any sense of the word. What games are you playing with us? Are you just here to mock God? That would be a very, very bad idea. Being a frenchie, it is doubtful that you have ever known Jesus anyway.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  So, then you are not a Christian in any sense of the word. What games are you playing with us? Are you just here to mock God? That would be a very, very bad idea. Being a frenchie, it is doubtful that you have ever known Jesus anyway.
                  A frenchie? I am not trying to mock God, either. I'm not playing games, sir, I assure you.

                  1 Corinthians 6:2-3
                  Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? How much more things that pertain to this life?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                    Originally posted by La Vie Boheme View Post
                    A frenchie? I am not trying to mock God, either. I'm not playing games, sir, I assure you.
                    You're a frenchie?
                    You know, I used to have a french slave who cooked for me..
                    But I had to "let him go".. So can you cook?
                    I might be interested in buying you.

                    And even if you can't cook, oh well.. I'm also looking for a concubine... or two.
                    How old are you?
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • #40
                      Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                      so fake so so fake!
                      Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                      Truly, it's The End Times. Or maybe one of those new toys they get out on the market this time of year for the Children for Christmas.

                      SUV

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                      • #41
                        Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                        Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
                        so fake so so fake!


                        Friend,

                        Satan's "creations" are, by definition, fake. Take the Demoncratic party for example.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Friend,

                          Satan's "creations" are, by definition, fake. Take the Demoncratic party for example.
                          What about GWB's speeches, then?
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                          • #43
                            Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            What about GWB's speeches, then?
                            They will be enshrined as some of the greatest utterances ever made in the history of this Godly republic. They are planning to engrave them into a mountain in Texas as monument to his Presidency.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                              I also heard rumors of removing Lincoln from Mt. Rushmore and adding Bush -- are these true? Personally I think they should *all* be removed and have Bush, Condie, Laura Bush, Rumsfeld and Cheney up there, but I am only one man, and trying to chisel them all in myself is difficult and time-consuming!
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                              • #45
                                Re: Is this Animal a Real Live Demon?

                                Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                                I also heard rumors of removing Lincoln from Mt. Rushmore and adding Bush -- are these true? Personally I think they should *all* be removed and have Bush, Condie, Laura Bush, Rumsfeld and Cheney up there, but I am only one man, and trying to chisel them all in myself is difficult and time-consuming!
                                Yes, I believe there is a motion in Congress to do that. Me personally I would rather Jefferson be removed. Though when you think about it; George Washington is more appropriate since 9/11 has changed everything so Bush is our Godly nation's second father now.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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