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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    čarodějnic night, or burning witches night

    Tonight in the Czech Republic we burn witches. Unfortunately only effigies because of secular law. However this holiday does pay homage to the days when a witch wasn't suffered to live and many were burned.

    It brings a tear to my eye when I see the children laughing as the straw witch goes up in flames, but alas, if only she was real!

    It is a Christian holiday and was barely able to be celebrated under communism because they hated Christians. Yet people still manged to celebrate by saying they were just have a fire to roast hot dogs and to get ready for the May day commie celebrations the next day, May 1.

    May 1 is a pure commie inspired "workers day" celebration! They commies will be gathering in the square in my town. I will try to sneak in and take some photos on the sly. If I succeed I will post them here to prove the commie threat, the red menace, the pinko scum, are still alive and well!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22889
      #2
      Re: čarodějnic night, or burning witches night

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Tonight in the Czech Republic we burn witches. Unfortunately only effigies because of secular law. [...]
      I think you might have been a little modest here brother Eliot. I'm sure it is just keeping in practise for the coming of a Theocracy to Chek Scek czko Central Europe towards which your work is dedicated.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: čarodějnic night, or burning witches night

          It certainly sounds like the checkers have their hearts in the right place with this holiday.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Seth Campbell
              Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1565
              #4
              Re: čarodějnic night, or burning witches night

              What a wonderful celebration. Is it always on April 30th? Maybe I should book a vacation for the family to there.
              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324
                  #5
                  Re: čarodějnic night, or burning witches night

                  Always on April 30th. Do a google for images.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565
                      #6
                      Re: čarodějnic night, or burning witches night

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      Always on April 30th. Do a google for images.
                      Hmmm...... although I like the idea there seems to be a bunch of drunken harlots wandering around. Why not round them up and remind them that they could be next?
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241
                          #7
                          Re: čarodějnic night, or burning witches night

                          I am trying to imagine the pleasing odor an immolated Joan Quigley would make unto the Lord's nostrils!!


                          Praise God, and pray the US re-legalizes witch burning!!


                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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