[MoonFlower]

Re: My Neighboors

So, harlot!
I see you're back trying to pester Bobby-Joe now your faggit Boyfriend has left you alone.

Just get back on your Broomstick or Harley or whatever it is you ride and leave our Chief of Homeland Security to REAL Women.

:aggresive:

Down girl! You better sit down before you break a nail. Al hasn't approved of anyone to be my "boyfriend", so I'm still single (but looking.. ). And I was merely making a statement about BJ...why are you so wound up about it???....jealous??

BJ is a great catch and a hot piece of @ss wonderful True Christian man. He knows all this because I've told him before. If he's insulted by anything I say or do, I'm sure he'll let me know.

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: BJ: happest man in Landover

:aggresive:

Down girl! You better sit down before you break a nail. Al hasn't approved of anyone to be my "boyfriend", so I'm still single (but looking.. ). And I was merely making a statement about BJ...why are you so wound up about it???....jealous??

BJ is a great catch and a hot piece of @ss wonderful True Christian man. He knows all this because I've told him before. If he's insulted by anything I say or do, I'm sure he'll let me know.

Moon

Ladies, ladies. The passions are clearly flying here. Are we going to have to let Jesus decided this thing with a private wrestling match at my house to clear the air?

[MoonFlower]

Re: BJ: happest man in Landover

Ladies, ladies. The passions are clearly flying here. Are we going to have to let Jesus decided this thing with a privet wrestling match at my house to clear the air?

I wouldn't fight Sister T....it' would be a shame if she got her skinny blonde butt kicked my a Wiccan.

Seriously though, I wouldn't fight her.

Moon

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: My Neighboors

Well Brother Hushed you can apply at the Church Pastoral Security office, well are always looking for good candidates. But remember not just anyone is fit to were these robes Hushed; when that wicker Goth is running at a Pastor with a knife you have to be the one to take the blade if he can't be stopped. The Landover Pastor's are too important to allow Satan to get away with his vile tricks on them. That means listening to Jesus at all times and seeing The TRUTH™ of the matter. That means knowing better than listing to wicked stories of Pastors running children sex slave rings for the GOP, or Pastor Zeke keeping a bear tied up in his basement for unnatural purposes. Disgusting trash like that means nothing to a Landover Security Officer when Jesus is guiding him. Are you able to do that Hushed?

Then there is the unsaved; we Jesus’ work needs to be done their can be no moral temporizing from you. The wicked can not be allowed to undermine the virtuous. There are things that need to be done that the foolish might see two sides two. But Jesus side is the only one that counts Hushed. A Landover Security officer is a hammer and he doesn’t need to empathize with any sinful disgusting nails.

The Lord’s work must goes on. Jesus assigns these tasks like the great CEO in the sky He is to our Pastors and they tell us what need to be done. This is critically important stuff, that means Hushed you better willing to say jump when a Pastor says frog. If a Pastor wants you to be in a pink frilly sun dress, you better damn well be shaking your money maker and not quoting Leviticus at him. If the Pastors want you in a French Maids costume serving tea, if better be how many sugar lumps Pastor. If they want us dressed like Los Vegas show girls, Jesus better see your legs shaved. Got that Hushed?

If you can say YES SIR! PRAISE JESUS YES! Then we may have a place for you Hushed.


BTW My nieghboors are TRUE Christian and do not need to be liquidated.

Thank you Bobby-Joe for the reply. I think for the moment I will stay as a civilian, but give me a couple weeks of training and worship and I will be ready I believe. I will apply then at the office. It sounds great to do the work of our Saviour and pastors. Thank you again.

Praise JESUS!
YIC
Hushed

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Neighboors

Just for the record, its not a bear. Its a panda.