Back where I belong

[John Creeser]

Brothers and sisters I have returned!!

The past months have been taxing; I've donated a lot of my time helping Sister Palin come up with a new PR campaign for big oil...we actually didn't come up with anything (I still whisper drill baby drill).

In Kentucky here I've had to help Congressman Geoff Davis oppose blue skies and sunshine as the local Dems rallied for it. Unbelievable scum!!

I've given up coffee and only drink tea now.

Hope you all have been well and God bless!!.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Yeah, whatever.

[Levi Jones]

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Welcome back. As you can see, the viking hordes have spied out a little bastion of Christianity in the wilderness of the internets. Being true to their nature, they are attempting to rape and pillage Christians whenever they can find them.

[John Creeser]

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Thank you for the warm welcome!!!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Thank you for the warm welcome!!!

Welcome John Creeser!

[True Disciple]

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Welcome back, friend. How is your wife doing?

[Sidoain]

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From now, you must dedicate your free time on losing weight. God hate fatties.

I suggest you to read this. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504

Friends,

I’m going to get straight to the point here - GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! And if you hang around with fat people, or have fat friends, or have a wife or husband who’s a fat greasy pig, he’s gonna hate YOU too!

Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, " Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags."

From this, it is clear to us not only does God detest fatties, but he detests people who even associate with these grotesquely obese beasts!

Proverbs 28:7 declares, " Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son: but he that is a companion of riotous men shameth his father.”

A companion of riotous men brings shame and disgrace to is father! Well, you don’t get anymore riotous that a fat folks! The Bible teaches us not to disrespect our parents (Deuteronomy 5:16), and anyone who does must be suitably beaten (Proverbs 22:15, Proverbs 29:15). However, if they still continue to associate with these fat freaks, and continue to show rebellion against their parents, they must suffer the same punishment as fat folks! (Deuteronomy 21:18-21 – see below).

But what punishment does God have for fat people?

Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, " Put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

Nice! So let’s be clear here, folks. God wants ALL fat people to take a knife to their own throats! They want to act like big fat pigs? Then God thinks they should be treated like fat pigs!

And if they won’t do the honorable thing, their parents must do it for them!

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 teaches, "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."

While this may seem a little harsh to most secular folks, to most Bible believers this is a fitting punishment - for defiling the once-perfect body that God has given these repulsive sweaty beasts! See, what most of these fat retards seem to forget, is that their own bodies do not belong to them. They belong to God! The way you live your life in everything you do, every way you act, and especially every way you treat your body, must be to the glory of god.

1 Corinthians 3:16-17 teaches, "Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are."

Yes, our bodies are the temples of the Spirit of God. Unfortunately, many non-believers today have turned their temples into a junkyard! Stuffing their big fat faces with as many candy-bars, donuts, flame-grilled grease-burgers, triple-thick shakes, pizzas, buckets of fried chicken, and cakes cakes cakes as possible! It's disgusting!

Remember, our physical appetites are just another example of our ability to control ourselves. If these fat retards are unable to control their own eating habits, they are probably also unable to control other habits, such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, anger), and unable to keep their big fat mouths from gossip or strife. You must not let your appetites control you, but rather you are to have control over your own appetites. (See Deuteronomy 21:20, Proverbs 23:2, 2 Peter 1:5-7, 2 Timothy 3:1-9, and 2 Corinthians 10:5.) The ability to say "no" to anything in excess—"self-control"—is one of the fruits of the Spirit common to all believers (Galatians 5:22).

God has blessed us by filling the earth with foods that are delicious, nutritious, and even pleasurable. We should honor God's creation by enjoying these foods, and by eating them in appropriate quantities, while controlling our appetites, rather than allowing them to control us.

And the sad part is that these fat slobs probably believe the condition of their bodies has very little to do with their eternal salvation. How wrong these pork-chops are! If these grease-balls think they can just gorge themselves on as much food as possible, to the point where they feel like they are going to explode, and think that God will let them away with it, they have another thing coming!

Matthew 12:36 warns, "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."

God knows what they’re doing, and He DOES care, and they will have to give account for their gluttony, their greed, their immorality, their laziness, their blasphemy, their stupidity, and their grotesqueness. They will give full account to God for all their actions!

I can't wait till God throws ALL these greasy fat pigs into Hell! Glory!

So from now, you belong in a gym or you can simply buy the stare master. Its the best machine to make you lose weight fast. I was fat before. So don't think i try to make fun of you.

[BelieverInGod]

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Thank you for the warm welcome!!!

I'm not sure if I met you before you left, but welcome back anyway. I am so grateful for this board, it proves that True Christians are out there, even when you feel completely surrounded by heathens.

[John Creeser]

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Welcome back, friend. How is your wife doing?

The wife is fine thank you, obedient and God fearing as ever.

[John Creeser]

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From now, you must dedicate your free time on losing weight. God hate fatties.

So from now, you belong in a gym or you can simply buy the stare master. Its the best machine to make you lose weight fast. I was fat before. So don't think i try to make fun of you.

Hmm not sure I want to be taking advice from a Haitian unsaved trash with AIDS. Clearly from your post though, it appears God does in fact not like fatties. I admit to being a little plump...I guess I am going to have to lose some weight to have a better standing with the Almighty.

However, I am not getting one of those "stair masters"...sounds liberal to me. I'll be sweating to the Old Testament thank you very much.

[humble servant]

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Along with 'drill baby drill' if we can convince the Libs that their 'compassion' will neutralize the oil in the ocean from the BP incident if they swim in it then we may be able to make some headway!!