[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Let's not forget that our lovely LOL's are making stoning buckets.
Put up your ideas on what kind of bucket you want: Camo is populair amongst True Christian™ males, so those are keepers. I wonder if the LOL's will try something new this year.

I would like a bucket with the glorious star-spangled-banner on it. I could manage with a Confederate Flag, too. Those men were fighting for God's cause.

[James Dewitt]

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i don't know who you're planning to throw these stones at but if you hurt anyone i'm calling the police

Its not nice to tattle, didn't your Pa ever tell you that! Son read the entire thread.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.

Would you consider a prize for the banner or placard that best depicts the Bibles position on stoning? The prize should be of significance but not of worldly value, a set of autographed pictures of our standing Pastors perhaps.

[Dirk]

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Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.

Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.

Brother Dirk, is this some heathen we should all know about?

[Phebe Carlyle]

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i don't know who you're planning to throw these stones at but if you hurt anyone i'm calling the police

Are you going to be there Mr Forest Spirit? If so.. what will you be wearing? Just wondering.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Dirk]

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Brother Dirk, is this some heathen we should all know about?

Well, he claims that the KJV1611 is outdated
To make it worse, he is a Democrat.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.

Now that you mention it, yes.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Deuteronomy 13:10 KJV1611 "And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God..."

Brother Billy Bob--I'm greatful to the Lord that you quoted the very scripture that was on my heart as well.

In fact, I quoted this very scripture in letters to both Iowa Governor Chet Culver, the current Governor, a Democrat, and his challenger, former Governor Terry Branstad, a Republican. We are constructing a large speakers platform on the Festival site with lots he red, white and blue decorations. I invited them both to make political remarks. They both wear "Christian" views on their respective sleeves.

This invitation will give them an opportunity to weigh in as genuine believers. If they do not endorse stoning as a Christian concept, well, goodby to both of them. I'll keep you posted on their responses.

[Dirk]

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Now that you mention it, yes.

Well, I heard he has been thinking of converting to islam, that's why I ask.

[Brother Alex]

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Shout Glory, I am going to PM brother Alex on this one. Logistics might be a bit of a hassle, Iceland is in the middle of the ocean. I wonder if FMF( Brother Fee Market Fred) can help? If I am not mistaken Uranus corp. has ships. Brother Hutchins has trucking covered. I smell a gold mine, naturally a cut of the profits from sale of said rocks will be given directly to LBC or the Pastors. Do not worry, we will take care of you on the backside.

I got your message, Brother. I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island. We could make a fortune from this. Not only are these stones perfectly fit for stoning, but we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes...



I also got a pile of lava stones in my backyard. They're great for stoning due to their rough surface. I use them myself when me and my children gather together to stone my wife. She barely speaks anymore and keeps all her focus on cooking and cleaning, just like a True Christian™ woman should do.



I'll bring some samples when I get to Freehold, then we could make some arrangements for shipping the rest of the stones overseas. Tell me what you think.

- Alex

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I got your message, Brother. I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island. We could make a fortune from this. Not only are these stones perfectly fit for stoning, but we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes...



I also got a pile of lava stones in my backyard. They're great for stoning due to their rough surface. I use them myself when me and my children gather together to stone my wife. She barely speaks anymore and keeps all her focus on cooking and cleaning, just like a True Christian™ woman should do.



I'll bring some samples when I get to Freehold, then we could make some arrangements for shipping the rest of the stones overseas. Tell me what you think.

- Alex

Brother What a wonderful Idea, where ever did you come up with that?

on another note have I told you that I will be approaching the mayor soon with plans to open a Christian RV park in the area for those visitors that come to visit Freehold. I am sure that a positive word from a couple of upstanding businessmen would go a long way towards my being approved.

[Brother Alex]

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Brother What a wonderful Idea, where ever did you come up with that?

I guess I'm just inspired by God's holy word.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I like the mention in Joshua 7:25 of burning the victim after he's pummled to death with rocks. I don't think taxpayers should be responsible for disposing of the body. Just burn it and walk away.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I guess I'm just inspired by God's holy word.

How absolutely wonderful I guess I really should be talking with Brother James about his Iceland Idea.And the dated business plan I had written and notarized and copy sent to my silent business partner in Freehold,who is to be named later if the absolute need arises.