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  • LHONCABIDES
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    • Sep 2008
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    #136
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    God is not mock. Accepting the Lord Jesus Christ is freely and heartily done. The ultimate purpose really for accepting Christ's gift of salvation is for us to escape from hell punishment because of our transgressions and so that our service to God would become acceptable. Propaganda such as having PS3 is tantamount to bribery for one to accept our Saviour! God forbid this kind of insolence and ignorance. May the power of the gospel of Christ shine on this people. Amen.

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      • Talitha
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        • Apr 2026
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        #137
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        Originally posted by LHONCABIDES View Post
        God is not mock. Accepting the Lord Jesus Christ is freely and heartily done. The ultimate purpose really for accepting Christ's gift of salvation is for us to escape from hell punishment because of our transgressions and so that our service to God would become acceptable. Propaganda such as having PS3 is tantamount to bribery for one to accept our Saviour! God forbid this kind of insolence and ignorance. May the power of the gospel of Christ shine on this people. Amen.
        So I take it you don't want a PS3?
        I suppose then we should bring back all our folks helping out in the poorer nations spreading The Good Word and offering food and water?

        Dummy.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • LHONCABIDES
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            • Sep 2008
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            #138
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            i guess that would be a work, after all "the whole duty of man is to fear God and obey His commandments." Ecclesiastes. 12:13

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              • Parabola
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                • Sep 2008
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                #139
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                reciept

                It's receipt, dammit!


                By the way, why PS3 and not XBOX 360?

                • Is PS3 God's favourite console? It has to be... I mean, he does have a favourite forum (it's written all over the place here!), so he might as well be into gaming too.


                • If he is indeed into gaming, is this OK with the bible? Seems to me like there's a whole bunch of anti-christian games out there.


                • If it's not OK with the bible, is God contradicting himself?



                • If he is contradicting himself, should he see a psychologist?



                • Is God favouring Sony over Microsoft? If so, there is something seriously wrong here, since in Japan THEY'RE NOT CHRISTIANS!


                • If God IS favouring the Japanese, are they his favourite people?



                • If they are his favourite people, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?




                Thank you
                Είναι θεούληδες, μην τους βρίζετε

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                  • Turk Sucker
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                    • Sep 2008
                    • 49
                    #140
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    And there's a picture of a heavenly creature at Playstation:




                    Final Fantasy VII FTW

                    Btw,your offer totally owns the Spanish Inquisition!!!
                    Not only do you get to buy the eternal salvation of your soul,there's an extra PS3 for you.
                    You would have crushed all opposition if we were in 1500...
                    I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                      • Ebenezer Wright
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                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1021
                        #141
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        Originally posted by Parabola View Post
                        It's receipt, dammit!


                        By the way, why PS3 and not XBOX 360?

                        • Is PS3 God's favourite console? It has to be... I mean, he does have a favourite forum (it's written all over the place here!), so he might as well be into gaming too.
                        Where does it say here that PS3 is God's favorite console? The PS3 offer is just a tool to bring others to Christ. Landover Baptist is always looking for ways to reel in the sinners.

                        • If he is indeed into gaming, is this OK with the bible? Seems to me like there's a whole bunch of anti-christian games out there.
                        Gaming can be a sin if it takes away from your God-given life. If it starts to have more importance then God then I think you know what that means....
                        Video games can be healthy for a small time, but we all know most of our time needs to be spent praying and beating ourselves into submission for God. And besides, Landover does not support sinful games...

                        As a new Christian, you will want to share the good news of Jesus Christ with as many of your "peeps in the hood" as you can. The great thing about Tony Hawk's Underground is that you can actually get off of your skateboard and walk around in the game and talk to other skaters about the Plan of Salvation! And if they don't accept Jesus as their Personal Savior, you can kill them later. How cool is that!?



                        • Blah blah blah Yackity yack?
                        The rest of your questions were all put into the one question above which basically says everything that you did. Like I said, we don't advertise video games to be Godly here. We are using them as a tool to bring others to Christ. Because even you cannot deny that sinners love video games. We haven't made any specification as to what the greatest console is, because we don't care. And to say that Japs are God's chosen people. HA, have you ever seen a japanese person? Don't make me laugh.

                        Thank you
                        And we don't need some punk kid on here correcting Godly Pastors!

                        THANK YOU!
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                          • Turk Sucker
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                            • Sep 2008
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                            #142
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            And we don't need some punk kid on here correcting Godly Pastors!

                            Parabola's not punk,he's an emo! I'm punk \m/
                            God Save The Queen!
                            I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                              • Ebenezer Wright
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                                • Jul 2008
                                • 1021
                                #143
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Originally posted by Errtu View Post
                                And we don't need some punk kid on here correcting Godly Pastors!

                                Parabola's not punk,he's an emo! I'm punk \m/
                                God Save The Queen!
                                My apologies, I didn't know we were splitting hairs here. Punk/emo/goth its all the same to me..... Foolish.
                                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                                  • trollnerd
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                                    • Sep 2008
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                                    #144
                                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                    We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!
                                    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                                    "WII" refers to a video game system, not a little child, put your pants back on father.
                                    talk about hypocricy....u so called christians, who, from what i understant, are not allow to have a television cause it lets in the devil with all the killing and sex...(unless u only watch the 700Club) and yet u all are here telling people to accept christ and get a PS3....i thought u all were against video games and yet ur giving them away....wait what am i saying.....I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS MY SAVIOR FOR NOW AND ETERNITY TO COME.
                                    YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
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                                        • Sep 2006
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                                        #145
                                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                        Originally posted by trollnerd View Post
                                        talk about hypocricy....u so called christians, who, from what i understant, are not allow to have a television cause it lets in the devil with all the killing and sex...(unless u only watch the 700Club) and yet u all are here telling people to accept christ and get a PS3....i thought u all were against video games and yet ur giving them away....wait what am i saying.....I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS MY SAVIOR FOR NOW AND ETERNITY TO COME.
                                        Now you`re talking boy! Just get your mommy`s credit cards and click on the donations button at the bottom of this page. We`ll set you right up!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • trollnerd
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                                            • Sep 2008
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                                            #146
                                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Now you`re talking boy! Just get your mommy`s credit cards and click on the donations button at the bottom of this page. We`ll set you right up!
                                            oh so thats the catch..i have to donate....let me guess...the amount of the ps3...no thanks..i pay my dues and tithes to god. i WILL not give my money to some online church forum that supports racist, killing of the mentally handycap, beating wives, killing dark skinned people, and beating children...
                                            YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
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                                                #147
                                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                Originally posted by trollnerd View Post
                                                oh so thats the catch..i have to donate....let me guess...the amount of the ps3...no thanks..i pay my dues and tithes to god. i WILL not give my money to some online church forum that supports racist, killing of the mentally handycap, beating wives, killing dark skinned people, and beating children...
                                                You`ve never been to a Christian church in your life, much less read the Holy KJV Bible. You aren`t fooling us OR Jesus, boy.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • trollnerd
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                                                    • Sep 2008
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                                                    #148
                                                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    You`ve never been to a Christian church in your life, much less read the Holy KJV Bible. You aren`t fooling us OR Jesus, boy.
                                                    see ur assumtion has made ur wrong.....ive been to a PENTECOSTAL Christian church in LaGrande,Or 97801 (google it its for real) and yes i own a bible and yes it is a KingJames version and ive had it for over 15 yrs...and i read i quite regularly
                                                    YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #149
                                                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                        Originally posted by trollnerd View Post
                                                        see ur assumtion has made ur wrong.....ive been to a PENTECOSTAL Christian church in LaGrande,Or 97801 (google it its for real) and yes i own a bible and yes it is a KingJames version and ive had it for over 15 yrs...and i read i quite regularly
                                                        I see. Do you kiss snakes and flop around on the floor shouting "Shonda la honda" and other such gibberish? Is that your idea of worshipping Jesus properly?

                                                        Pantycoastals are false Christians.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • trollnerd
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                                                            • Sep 2008
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                                                            #150
                                                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            I see. Do you kiss snakes and flop around on the floor shouting "Shonda la honda" and other such gibberish? Is that your idea of worshipping Jesus properly?
                                                            Pantycoastals are false Christians.
                                                            no i do not worship anything...and i don't believe that the pentecostal are false christians...whoever every religion says that every other religion is wrong.....
                                                            YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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