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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #271
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Friend, like God gave you life, this sweet man is willing to give you a gift. Are you really that afraid of a commitment?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • keepfaith24
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2012
      • 7

      #272
      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

      This man is a fraud!!!

      he is trying to promote the ps3 and Wii as a false idol.

      clearly stated in the 10 commandments that this is highly frowned upon by our good lord.

      by giving away these items for free he is tempting us to play on the Call Of Duty and the God Of War. (not our God who has never been affiliated with war, (the story of noahs ark is not war but just the genocide of everyone in the world apart from a select few. remarkably like someone in germany in the second world war)) the FIFA is a sin. many people play on these "games" on a social networking website instead of spending hours and hours on a sunday in a church praying by themselves, quietly.

      i say again this man is a fraud!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #273
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        Tell me friend, is it not true, you applied for a free gaming console with free Biblical game and you were turned down for lack of Faith? Be honest, God is watching.

        Pastor Pistle is the closest you can get to God without being dead.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #274
          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

          Originally posted by keepfaith24 View Post
          (not our God who has never been affiliated with war, (the story of noahs ark is not war but just the genocide of everyone in the world apart from a select few. remarkably like someone in germany in the second world war))
          Exodus 15:3: The LORD [is] a man of war: the LORD [is] his name.
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          • keepfaith24
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2012
            • 7

            #275
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            ok ps3 please

            i am persuaded
            but dont you dare send me the 10 free games! im not worthy.

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            • CanadianDuck
              Unsaved trash
               
              • May 2013
              • 40

              #276
              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

              Isnt this bribery? Are you really bribing kids into your religion? Wow
              An Atheist, peace and love.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #277
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Originally posted by CanadianDuck View Post
                Isnt this bribery? Are you really bribing kids into your religion? Wow
                Are you saying that it is wrong for God to offer us Heaven and eternal life in exchange for our belief and obedience? Who are you to say that God is wrong?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Alexandria Puckett
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 256

                  #278
                  Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                  I just recently saw this. Well, I'm good on that. I think you should send a video game system for the Christian to break as celebration of turning away from such sinful luxuries!
                  PRAISE UNTO HIS HOLY NAME!!
                  But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                    Always kind and loving
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1838

                    #279
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    Originally posted by CanadianDuck View Post
                    Isnt this bribery? Are you really bribing kids into your religion? Wow
                    There is Biblical authority for using the world's own goods against them...

                    Luke 16:9: "And I say unto you, Make to yourselves friends of the mammon of unrighteousness; that, when ye fail, they may receive you into everlasting habitations."

                    In other words, use worldly things to bring people to Christ. And when their hopes fail, they will receive your message and be Saved™.

                    Regards,

                    Pastor Ed

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                    • therearenogods
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 12

                      #280
                      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                      well consoles are evil why not give them a boring old book no one really reads or something useful like a high end gaming pc?

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #281
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        Originally posted by therearenogods View Post
                        well consoles are evil why not give them a boring old book no one really reads or something useful like a high end gaming pc?
                        The Praystation 3 is the only game system fully endorsed by Jesus. Maybe the Sega Genesis, but definitely not the Sintendo or the SexBox360.

                        The JesOS for PC only supports Christian video games like Super Noah's Ark 3D and Captain Bible.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • krunsch
                          Unsaved trash, Nazi Pervert
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 123

                          #282
                          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                          I look in the christian entertainment forum and ask myself: Even if this koscher, then what software that isn't damnable would run on that thing? Pretty much everything that's fun, err, I mean, satan's deed according to you is stuff that would run on it.
                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Brother Larry
                            True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 234

                            #283
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            The Praystation 3 is the only game system fully endorsed by Jesus. Maybe the Sega Genesis, but definitely not the Sintendo or the SexBox360.

                            The JesOS for PC only supports Christian video games like Super Noah's Ark 3D and Captain Bible.
                            Billy Bob,

                            Did you ever get past the morphed rhinoceros on level 395 of Super Noah's Ark 3D? I am still stuck on the mountain in level 43. Do I use the prayer defense at the same time the water starts to go down or am I supposed to steer around Ararat for now? I'm so confused, since it looks like I would go off the edge of the earth if I steer around it.

                            Brother Larry

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                            • Spoogey
                              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                              • Sep 2013
                              • 44

                              #284
                              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                              So, you're asking children to turn against their parents, to lie and steal their money, in order to send you guys a donation?

                              Classy.

                              We can just overlook the sins they would be carrying out, cant we?

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12947

                                #285
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Originally posted by Spoogey View Post
                                So, you're asking children to turn against their parents, to lie and steal their money, in order to send you guys a donation?

                                Classy.

                                We can just overlook the sins they would be carrying out, cant we?
                                What sins? Hating our parents is what Himself told us to do:

                                Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

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