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  • #61
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    I don't like it. Kids and young adults should read the Bible! Not play games. computer games or other games! Besides computer games are made either in Nippon or California.
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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    • #62
      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

      Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
      Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like a niggra. And he dares to compare himself to Him!
      We have zero tolerance for racism here at Landover! If the Good Lord wants to create a dark brown man who resembles Him, then that's God's business, not yours.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #63
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
        Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like a niggra. And he dares to compare himself to Him!
        I thought better and I will say it differently:
        Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like an Afro-American. And he dares to compare himself to Him!
        "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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        • #64
          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

          Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
          I thought better and I will say it differently:
          Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like an Afro-American. And he dares to compare himself to Him!
          Real Americans don't have hypens.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #65
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            Originally posted by ILOVEMESOMEGOD View Post
            what? get a ps3? for accepting christ? Are you trying to buy my faith?
            Sorta what I was thinkin'...

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            • #66
              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

              Originally posted by cornyjohn View Post
              Sorta what I was thinkin'...
              Which is better? That we give him a PS3 out of the goodness of our hearts and "buy" his faith, or that he should be damned to Hell for not believing?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #67
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Can I get an eggbeater instead? Mine broke while I set it to an ungodly speed while masturbating...errr...mixing, yes, mixing the eggs to make a batter for the cake I was baking for our Sunday bake sale at the church so that we could buy more Bables for the unsaved children of Iraq.

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                "0666 - English area code of the Beast"

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                • #68
                  Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!
                  Sounds like bribery to me. Are you getting so desperate to find some more followers that you are bribing them with PSPs? Looks like Christainity is going down the toilet.

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                  • #69
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    I wouldn't go with a PS3 to save a soul. Sony is obviously run by Satan (c). I'd send out old-school NES's. It came out it came out 24 years closer to when Jesus sacrifised himself, while the the PS3 only came out last year.

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                    • #70
                      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                      Originally posted by Stella View Post
                      Looks like Christainity is going down the toilet.
                      Sure it is. That's why over 50% of the US population believe that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, that all the living things we see today were created by God in their present form, and that evolution is a fairy tale. That's why the most powerful nation in the world goes to war because its leader believes that Jesus told him to do so. That's why no serious political candidate for national office in the US has a shot unless he publicly declares his Christian faith.

                      Open your eyes.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                      • #71
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        Are you trying to buy me in? Yep, land over baptist church IS a cult!
                        The muffin queen!!!

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                        • #72
                          bribery is a form of corruption
                          corruption is part of greed
                          greed is sinful/evil
                          do the math

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                          • #73
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
                            bribery is a form of corruption
                            corruption is part of greed
                            greed is sinful/evil
                            do the math
                            And do you turn in your friends and family when they offer you a gift of some kind?

                            Jesus offers us untold gifts, pal. Eternal life in Heaven isn't a bribe!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #74
                              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                              Sure it is. That's why over 50% of the US population believe that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, that all the living things we see today were created by God in their present form, and that evolution is a fairy tale.
                              That is why undeceived Europeans fear superstitious Americans.
                              Please, educate your children. Science is not evil!

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                              • #75
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
                                undeceived Europeans
                                Where is that? I don't want to have to start listing articles about Europeans fearing an influx of Islamists.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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