[Freidenker]

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Where is that? I don't want to have to start listing articles about Europeans fearing an influx of Islamists.

They fear an influx of Islamists as well as they fear an influx of Christian Nazis.

[Nobar King]

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If you're actually German you'll know that that's hate speech and is prosecutable over international boundaries. The EU Hate Crimes Commission is going to be receiving a letter about you, Freddy.

[Freidenker]

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If you're actually German you'll know that that's hate speech and is prosecutable over international boundaries. The EU Hate Crimes Commission is going to be receiving a letter about you, Freddy.

Nice one. I am the LAW.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Nice one. I am the LAW.

Oh dear. No wonder Old Europe is in such horrendous shape.

[Freidenker]

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Oh dear. No wonder Old Europe is in such horrendous shape.

Like the WTC? I doubt it. Try not to fuck up the rest of the world.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Like the WTC? I doubt it. Try not to piffle up the rest of the world.

Why don't you just come out and ask to be banned?

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

And do you turn in your friends and family when they offer you a gift of some kind?

Jesus offers us untold gifts, pal. Eternal life in Heaven isn't a bribe!

a bribe is giving someone money or a vauluable object to get someone to do something
a gift is just a present given to you by friends and family on holidays

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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a bribe is giving someone money or a vauluable object to get someone to do something
a gift is just a present given to you by friends and family on holidays

So what you are saying is that to give things to people who aren’t family or friends is a bribe. So when Christ did the miracle of the loaves and fishes and gave food to 5,000, He was bribing people. You say that He only did this so that people would believe in Him. And thus you believe that Christ is corrupt?

I’ve had my suspicions about you from the start – this has confirmed it. Why do you hate God?

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

So what you are saying is that to give things to people who aren’t family or friends is a bribe. So when Christ did the miracle of the loaves and fishes and gave food to 5,000, He was bribing people. You say that He only did this so that people would believe in Him. And thus you believe that Christ is corrupt?

I’ve had my suspicions about you from the start – this has confirmed it. Why do you hate God?

did I ever say its bad to give gifts to people?
no
and I never said Christ was corrupt either
and I don't hate god
I'm just saying that trying to bribe people with a nintendo wii won't work
if they believed in your belief they will join on their own
if you try to give them the wii, they might just join to get a wii, not because they really believe in it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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did I ever say its bad to give gifts to people?
no
and I never said Christ was corrupt either
and I don't hate god
I'm just saying that trying to bribe people with a nintendo wii won't work
if they believed in your belief they will join on their own
if you try to give them the wii, they might just join to get a wii, not because they really believe in it

Who says it's a bribe? when you get a free toaster for opening a new money market account (minimum $10,000 deposit required) you don't call it a bribe do you?

We call it an incentive.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Nice one. I am the LAW.

You are “THE LAW” eh? Have you ever read 1 Corinthians 15:56?

1Co:15:54: So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory.
1Co:15:55: O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
1Co:15:56: The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the law.

Is this “THE LAW” of which you speak? You claim to be “the strength of sin”? For we at Landover Baptist Church are not afraid for the Bible continues:

1Co:15:57: But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
1Co:15:58: Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord.

And although, on earth, it is sometimes a thankless task, we continue of bringing God’s Word to the world. Praise!

There are none as deaf as they that will not hear!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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...if you try to give them the wii, they might just join to get a wii, not because they really believe in it

Duce xm, how does that work? Christ tells us that there is joy in heaven when a sinner repents, so, if Landover Baptist Church tries to incentivize sinners to hear the Word of The Lord and come to the One True Religion™ we are the ones who are sinning?

Does a sinner want a wii? Yes. Does a True Christian™? No.

The Lord wants sinners to come to Him
M'r:1:17: And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.
Now how does a fisherman do his job – with incentives. Christ wants souls to be Saved™. As always, Landover does the Work of The Lord yet heathens, liars and the godless, like you, come telling us we are the ones who are wrong!

Shame be upon you! Praise be to the Lord!

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

I see your point, but I still doubt it will work, I'm not saying you are wrong, I'm saying I don't think it will be very effective
and I do believe in god, thank you very much

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I see your point, but I still doubt it will work, I'm not saying you are wrong, I'm saying I don't think it will be very effective
and I do believe in god, thank you very much

Deus-x you’d be amazed how many have come here, not just to this Godly forum, but the other areas here at Landover and have gone away inspired.

All our work for The Lord is guided, through prayer, by Him – sometimes many are brought to Salvation, sometimes none. BUT, and this is the important point, we do not question His Wisdom and Guidance for we cannot be aware of the Mysteries encompassed in Him.

Your belief in God is a beginning but no more than that. You may have seen elsewhere in Landover, that to be Saved™ a person must accept the entire Word of God as in the Bible, KJV 1611 of course.

God has thus shown us the Way, The Truth and The Light that through Him we may be Saved™. Often false priests, pastors, vicars and churches will hide some of the Words of God from public sight. They will pick and choose little bits of the Bible. This creates an individual religion – it does not create Christianity – these people are no better than heathens.

So at Landover we do not just read, learn and accept the bits where God’s generosity is shown, such as when He spares the life of the children some tribe but slaughters everyone else, but also where God exhibits His wondrous powers and drowns all life on earth, men women, children, etc., (The Flood) for His Greater Plan. This is the True Christianity.

Can you accept that or do you want to ignore parts of His Word and thus, at your death, be cast into the Fires of Hell?

[Don the Baptist]

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So now you're giving out Wii's, right?
Does Super Mario Galaxy come with it or do I have to buy it separately?
I bet you're secretly trying to recruit gay's, so you're dragging attention to the gay parts of games so people think "OMGI'MGAY!"
And if you ban me, I know I'm right.
Come on, you can still save me from the eternal fires of Hell!
Tbh, I'd rather spend eternity in Hell than a day with you guys.
Oh, and I soooooo can't wait 'til this "army" comes to Britain.
U IZ GUNA GET PWNEDLOL

Actually if you are one of them anal probing sodomites you really should be spreading your filth elsewhere, perhaps some democrat or liberal forum like EWTN or some such craziness.