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  • #121
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Actually, I havn't. And I'm wondering, how much do your members pay, because their aren't very many actual members, so they'd have to pay a large sum in order for the site(or church) to afford all those game systems. And I didn't even include the costs of Wii's.

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    • #122
      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

      We tithe according to our incomes 10% or more, but most of us are millionaires because we are HIS Chosen Elect, therefore, we tithe millions.
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      • #123
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        Than I guess it makes sense, but what about the people who aren't millionaires and decide to join your church?

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        • #124
          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

          There are Tin and Parking Lot Tithers. Do your homework, child! Don't expect us to do it all for you!
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          • #125
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
            Actually, I havn't. And I'm wondering, how much do your members pay, because their aren't very many actual members, so they'd have to pay a large sum in order for the site(or church) to afford all those game systems. And I didn't even include the costs of Wii's.
            Alex, how many members do you think Landover has?
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            • #126
              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

              Well, the site says about 4,700 members, and I looked at the page with the tithe stuff on it. Funny how some money is used for personal things, like the pastor's mansion's morgage.

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              • #127
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                Well, the site says about 4,700 members, and I looked at the page with the tithe stuff on it. Funny how some money is used for personal things, like the pastor's mansion's morgage.
                Where do you think the pastors are supposed to live? In the shed out back with the wetback gardeners? Don't be ridiculous!
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                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • #128
                  Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                  Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                  Well, the site says about 4,700 members, and I looked at the page with the tithe stuff on it. Funny how some money is used for personal things, like the pastor's mansion's morgage.
                  You should take a look at THIS page. It explains our beliefs and gives the details of our congregation.

                  And by the way, we True Christian™ Pastors are paupers. Literally, I don't own a thing. It is only because of the generosity of my congregation that I am able to carry out God's Divine Plan. My (tax free) 110 acre rolling estate is the property of Landover Baptist Church. Thank you Jesus!!

                  And if you think that being a Pastor is easy, take a look at the extensive requirements for the position.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #129
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    Ok, so now I undstand. Except three things. 1:Why is dancing prohibited? 2:Why are beards not allowed? And 3:Why are single men/widowers allowed to have pornography, if according to some posts here, that is for masturbation, which is gay because it is a man touching another man(that was in one of the forums I read)?

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                    • #130
                      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                      Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                      Ok, so now I undstand. Except three things. 1:Why is dancing prohibited? 2:Why are beards not allowed? And 3:Why are single men/widowers allowed to have pornography, if according to some posts here, that is for masturbation, which is gay because it is a man touching another man(that was in one of the forums I read)?
                      You know, you ask alot of questions for a boy who's trapped in a burning building.

                      That's right! Your life is like a house that's on fire, about to collapse all around you. All I've heard out of you is how much you like narcotics and why do we collect tithes. Where's JESUS in your life, boy? When are you going to allow fireman Christ to save you from that burning building that you're standing around asking idiotic questions in?

                      I'd like you to proceed over to our "introductions" section right now, and make a new thread. Tell us all about yourself. Tell us why you hate Jesus. Tell us all about the sick, depraved perverted sin that you wallow in. Let us help you find solace in His Blood.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #131
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        I'll say this last thing before I head over there. I never said I do narcotics, but I know people who do and that's where I got my information. And I also never said I hate Jesus, becase I don't. I don't believe in any religion. I just think everything happens because of my actions and the actions of others.

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                        • #132
                          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                          Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                          I'll say this last thing before I head over there. I never said I do narcotics, but I know people who do and that's where I got my information. And I also never said I hate Jesus, becase I don't. I don't believe in any religion. I just think everything happens because of my actions and the actions of others.
                          God says that trusting yourself makes you a fool.

                          He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                          Proverbs 28:26

                          If you don't accept Jesus, then you are of satan.

                          1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                          23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

                          How old are you son? Have you ever actually read God's Holy Word?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #133
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            I don't deny him, I just don't accept him. I'm neutral, you could say. I'm 18, as my intro says, and yes, I have read the Bible. In fact, I was at my youth group earlier tonight, reading from James out of my KJV Bible.

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                            • #134
                              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                              I accepted Jesus as my savior can I have my ps3 brothers??
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                              • #135
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Originally posted by MattyB View Post
                                I accepted Jesus as my savior can I have my ps3 brothers??
                                Sure! Right after you post the reciept from Paypal for the Love Offering you sent in.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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