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  • #91
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Originally posted by superfly999 View Post
    no.

    and how does the money donated to you guys end up with jesus? does he have a paypal account in heaven?
    Paypal is a catholic term I believe; as in "paypal authority of the pope". All the paypal gang is going to burn in an everlasting hell of fire to start with so what exactly are you referring to heathen?
    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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    • #92
      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

      Originally posted by silver_cougar View Post
      Brethren, I am speechless. I only registered here a few minutes ago and posted in your introduction forum to say hi. Now that I have been looking around, I am stunned at what I am seeing. Giving away free video game systems to win people to Christ is materialism. Then people won't come to Christ for Christ, but because of the merchandise they can get.

      Jesus condemned the Pharisees for making his Father's House a den of theives (See John 2:15-16). I'm afraid I can't encourage this at all.

      In His Precious Name,

      Roy
      Actually Roy boy, Jesus' church is starving for the participation of young people today. No shortage of geriatrics, its the kids we need to get in order to assure constant influx of mammon in years to come. The PS3 and Wii units get them in and hooked while they are young and guarantees our success later before satan gets them hooked on drugs, pornography and liberalism and such.
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • #93
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
        Paypal is a catholic term I believe; as in "paypal authority of the pope". All the paypal gang is going to burn in an everlasting hell of fire to start with so what exactly are you referring to heathen?
        I have been duly censored for my illicit confusion concerning PayPal and papal. I now understand that one applies to a method of tithing to Jesus and one to that Godless heretic the catlick pope. I repent and ask the forgiveness of the congregation, shunnest me not brethren!
        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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        • #94
          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

          I accepted Jesus back in the 80's and have been a gun-totin, bible believin red-blooded american ever since....does this mean that I am entitled to a PS3 or is there some kind of clause???

          Just wonderin

          Brother DJ

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          • #95
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            Originally posted by Brother DJ View Post
            I accepted Jesus back in the 80's and have been a gun-totin, bible believin red-blooded american ever since....does this mean that I am entitled to a PS3 or is there some kind of clause???

            Just wonderin

            Brother DJ
            Sorry, It's not retrospective.
            However, recommend a friend and you can share in their Salvation

            Are you mocking us Boy?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #96
              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

              Originally posted by Brother DJ View Post
              I accepted Jesus back in the 80's and have been a gun-totin, bible believin red-blooded american ever since....does this mean that I am entitled to a PS3 or is there some kind of clause???

              Just wonderin

              Brother DJ
              That's funny, your DOF file says you're a demon worshiping druid, and a queer to boot.

              Anything you want to tell us, nancy? We don't take kindly to satan worshipers who try and trick us into giving them free Playstations...
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #97
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Yeah there is something I would like to tell you Pastor Eziekiel. I was saved at the age of 14 and have been serving Him ever since. However I am also down to earth and am proud to be a gay-druid or whatever you say I am. I also like Rock Music and my favorite group's are Queen and AC-DC. But Jesus is Numero-Uno in my life. Im not judging you guys nor do I want to start a debate. Im just looking for some good old fashioned Christian Fellowship...and I do not want to join the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses to do so.

                Have a blessed day

                Brother DJ

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                • #98
                  Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                  AC/DC means bi sexual and Queen was a gay band.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #99
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    Originally posted by Brother DJ View Post
                    Yeah there is something I would like to tell you Pastor Eziekiel. I was saved at the age of 14 and have been serving Him ever since. However I am also down to earth and am proud to be a gay-druid or whatever you say I am. I also like Rock Music and my favorite group's are Queen and AC-DC. But Jesus is Numero-Uno in my life. Im not judging you guys nor do I want to start a debate. Im just looking for some good old fashioned Christian Fellowship...and I do not want to join the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses to do so.

                    Have a blessed day

                    Brother DJ
                    Well pal, I'm glad to hear that you're looking for the right crowd to "hang out" with. Christians are the best people on earth! By the way, I hope you know that Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons are not Christians...

                    The only trouble is, it is just impossible to be a queer and a Christian. Anyone who claims to be is either a tool of satan or else they're deluding themselves. The Bible is crystal clear on this point: Sodomites are an abomination and God wants them killed. God wants you to stop committing sodomy, and go back to being normal. That's the ONLY way He'll take you, friend.

                    How old are you now? How long have you been struggling with the hobby of sodomy?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #100
                      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                      Actually i am quite disappointed that you let access to some games.

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                      • #101
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        Originally posted by Brother DJ View Post
                        Yeah there is something I would like to tell you Pastor Eziekiel. I was saved at the age of 14 and have been serving Him ever since. However I am also down to earth and am proud to be a gay-druid or whatever you say I am. I also like Rock Music and my favorite group's are Queen and AC-DC. But Jesus is Numero-Uno in my life. Im not judging you guys nor do I want to start a debate. Im just looking for some good old fashioned Christian Fellowship...and I do not want to join the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses to do so.

                        Have a blessed day

                        Brother DJ
                        He's just a chav and it wouldn't surprise me if he's under 18, too.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #102
                          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                          I accepted Jesus and got my PS3 and now I cant play my ps2 games on it

                          whats the catch

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                          • #103
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            Originally posted by Brother DJ View Post
                            I accepted Jesus and got my PS3 and now I cant play my ps2 games on it

                            whats the catch
                            Well, we hear that alot actually. From my experience, there might be one of two possible problems.

                            1. You didn't Tithe sufficiently. (Click on the Paypal button below for more information.)

                            2. The PS2 games you are attempting to use are designed by japs who want to turn you queer.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #104
                              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                              Alright, against my probable better judgment, I tithed and such that is required from the link posted in the OP's post, do I need to call a number to send them a mailing address or pm someone?

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                              • #105
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Where's my free ps3? Do I need to call again?

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