[Brother V]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

wait, there's a bull on this site?

[Higgins]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

I can't be blasphemous to a religious figure that isn't part of my religion.

Yes you can, there are a variety of examples where people have been blasphemous to other religious symbols. You cannot be a heratic from a religion you do not believe in

I'm not gay, I'm Bi. And I don't need YOUR hope. Get im, devil face!

Shouldn't you be ya know in hell then and not on a Godly forum such as Landover?

Well even if "god" loves me, I hate him.

This is very sad. Jesus loves you. You need to accept Him.

No, black people have all the same rights as white people. And negro is a racist word. You wigga.

Clearly not if you are using it.

I've already given jesus a chance. I used to be christian. But then I saw the horrible things in this world, and realized that if there was a god, he wouldn't let this happen.

Those were not done by True Christians. As we all know True Christians do not sin. Also God is not omnibenevolant (see the Bible).

Plus, I'm not a Pastafarian, but I think it makes more sense then christianity. Good sailin' captain Jo!

Go eat some pasta.

[SUV]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

Sinner, there is no "bull" on this Godly website.

Go back to astro.com or wherever you came here from to see how all your little "Taurus" and "Aries" animal friends are doing

[John Creeser]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

I'll be losing weight today. After reading this vile disgusting thread I have no appetite (and THAT just doesn't happen).

To the Blasphemer; why on God's green Earth are you here? Spreading your filthy masturbation techniques on this Godly forum? Surely the internet has not run out of other forums that discuss this satanic practice?

I'll pray for you, but I fear it is far too late.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

wait, there's a bull on this site?

We are bullish when it comes to the Love of the Lord.

[retroman000]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

Yes you can, there are a variety of examples where people have been blasphemous to other religious symbols. You cannot be a heretic from a religion you do not believe in

God will decide that for himself, son

OK, well I like being blasphemous then.

Pervert

Homophobic.

Same thing.

Shouldn't you be ya know in hell then and not on a Godly forum such as Landover?

If hell exists, you wouldn't think they'd have internet access. And, also, no it's not the same thing.

Thanks for admitting atheists hate God. They often say they don't, that they don't even believe he exists. I'm glad you are being honest about it.

This is very sad. Jesus loves you. You need to accept Him.

I highly doubt jesus is real. Or if he is, he isn't "god's son". And it's funny how you always assume I'm an Atheist.

You hate God. You are automatically our enemy.

Psalm 139: 21 Do I not hate those who hate you, O LORD,
and abhor those who rise up against you?
22 I have nothing but hatred for them;
I count them my enemies.

OK, good for me.

If negro is a racist word, than why do black people use it? Is the United Negro College Fund a racist organization? Is the Journal of Negro Education a racist publication?

Clearly not if you are using it.

I'm using it to show you what word I was talking about. Black people don't use it. Some black people use N***a. And yes, the U.N.C.F and the J.N.E. are racist organizations.

You have a poor understanding of God. Why exactly do you think he should stop horrible things from happening? In fact, he is behind most of the horrible things

Those were not done by True Christians. As we all know True Christians do not sin. Also God is not omnibenevolant (see the Bible)

OK, even if "god" does exist, then I've seen that he is a b***h. So I wouldn't worship him.

Go eat some pasta.

I will. It is very tasty.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

I highly doubt jesus is real. Or if he is, he isn't "god's son". And it's funny how you always assume I'm an Atheist.

If you can prove Jesus is not the son of The One True God there is $1,000,000 waiting for you.

[retroman000]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

..... Oh my god. Christianity is a lesser part of Pastafarianism. I don't believe in either, but I now know that christianity is a lesser, oppressive version of Pastafarianism.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

..... Oh my god. Christianity is a lesser part of Pastafarianism. I don't believe in either, but I now know that christianity is a lesser, oppressive version of Pastafarianism.

Did you actually Read the topic?

Why? All I did was point a competition prize that has gone unclaimed for 5 years.

Your book says Jesus is the son of God.
Your book does not say who God is.
My book says God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The theory that Jesus is the son of The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not conflict with either book.

It conflicts with my personal view of things, but not with either scripture.

3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur'an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[retroman000]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

Yes I did read it. Wait... So, christianoty IS Pastafarianism? I'm get confused when there's 2 religions that believe in jesus and god.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A few problems I have with the bull on this site.

Yes I did read it. Wait... So, christianoty IS Pastafarianism? I'm get confused when there's 2 religions that believe in jesus and god.

I do not believe that Jesus existed. as I said "It conflicts with my personal view of things, but not with either scripture."

Christianity and Pastafarianism are very different, but that does not mean that The Lord Noodle has not placed some of his teaching in their book of fairy tales, in the same way as He has placed his wisdom in parts of the Qur‟an, some of the teachings of Buddha or Declaration of Independence.