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  • #16
    Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
    Thank you for making that very clear.
    Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
    Jo Freddie - first and foremost, I meant exactly what I said. Secondly, Pastor Zeke is correct. All of those who throw my knowledge of judicial systems, and scripture, under the bus; I rebuke thee grievously - have you no Faith? Disappointing.
    Far from having no faith, my faith in Our Lord is VERY strong and helps me greatly with my life, where we differ is That I KNOW who Our Lord IS.

    Because we /are/ governed by secular law, we are forced to rebuke, rebuke, and rebuke some more - however brutal or inspired, the rebuking must be. We aren't afforded the option to kill, as the statutes of secular law currently prohibit, so we must ceaselessly rebuke.
    This also is very clear position and I accept it as being in keep with what Zekie Boy and Levi have said.
    Read my post with 1/4th of your American education, before speaking out of turn.
    I am fortunate enough to not have had an american education.

    Thanks to the double edged sword, freedom of speech - which our country holds so dearly; you will never be free from the harsh rebuke of your moral superiors. Just know that, for now, our legal options are limited to that, and you can go to sleep with both eyes closed.
    I do not fear your rebuke, and I will always champion your right to do so, my faith, as I have said is strong and can withstand your attempts to rebuke me.
    Regardless of what happens, Mr. Freddie, your place is in Hell, with all of your other secular queers. Say hi to that roasting Carl Sagan for me.
    I understand the nature of God so I have no fear of your mythical Hell.

    And Pray to your false macaroni lord, that we Christians don't take control of the governing body within your lifetime - you'll think being openly rebuked is a luxury.
    Is your faith is so weak that if your kind were to gain control your fear would drive you to do more then trying to use your intellect to attempt to rebuke me?
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    • #17
      Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

      I rebuke you, violently if need be, out of the Love of our Lord - not out of the desire to prove you wrong (which I happen to enjoy, Praise the Lord). You choose to spit it back in my face, is an insult. But, thanks to this very law that the current powers at be have put in place, I shall continue to rebuke you.

      Though, since you openly admit to not having an American education(certainly explains a lot), I don't know if my words can get through that thick skull of yours with the ease in which they piece a True American's soul.

      My Faith is very strong. My Faith shows me that God is REAL, and unfortunately for you, so is Hell.

      The fear of hell, (or even the possibility, for you atheists) should be enough to set you on the straight and narrow. It baffles the mind, why anyone would willfully wish such excruciating torments upon themselves.
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      • #18
        Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

        Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post

        The fear of hell, (or even the possibility, for you atheists) should be enough to set you on the straight and narrow. It baffles the mind, why anyone would wilfully wish such excruciating torments upon themselves.
        How well you show off your american education..

        Atheism is commonly defined as the position that there are no deities. It can also mean the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. A broader definition is simply the absence of belief that any deities exist.
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        • #19
          Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

          Secular law does not actually forbid stoning witches. You are allowed to kill anyone if you feel they pose an immediate threat to you or someone else. Obviously a witch is a threat to anyone at any time, so there is no reason not to kill them, a good Christian jury and judge will set you free in no time.
          Leviticus 26:15-16
          And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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          • #20
            Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

            Originally posted by A Follower View Post
            Secular law does not actually forbid stoning witches. You are allowed to kill anyone if you feel they pose an immediate threat to you or someone else. Obviously a witch is a threat to anyone at any time, so there is no reason not to kill them, a good Christian jury and judge will set you free in no time.
            Does the same apply to unruly children and those of an alternative sexuality?

            If this is the case have you been mocking your "god" by not having stoned any such people? Or have you never actually met a witch, anyone of alternative sexuality or had to deal with an unruly child?

            I such a situation should you go straight to the Police so you can be dealt with under secular to make sure you are not mocking your "god"?
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            • #21
              Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Does the same apply to unruly children and those of an alternative sexuality?

              If this is the case have you been mocking your "god" by not having stoned any such people? Or have you never actually met a witch, anyone of alternative sexuality or had to deal with an unruly child?

              I such a situation should you go straight to the Police so you can be dealt with under secular to make sure you are not mocking your "god"?
              Give it up Jo Pasta. Just because someone asks a question does not mean you have to came around spilling your pasta sauce everywhere.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • #22
                Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Give it up Jo Pasta. Just because someone asks a question does not mean you have to came around spilling your pasta sauce everywhere.
                Would you say the same if the question had come from a "christian" Lisa?

                Why do you object to me seeking clarification on the finer points of your "religion"?

                We are taught by Our Lord Noodle to explore and understand all religions, as within all of them we will find examples of his Wisdom, each faith has something of The Flying Spaghetti Monster inside it, for all the "gods" that men have invented are attempts to understand his True nature.
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                • #23
                  Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                  If we have to follow Man's law no matter how stupid it is, what will happen when the Supreme court makes a law that says Homers and lesbo can be married? WHAT is going to happen to churches like ours( if there are any more) when a pair of homers demand that they be married in a Church by a Pastor?

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                  • #24
                    Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    If we have to follow Man's law no matter how stupid it is, what will happen when the Supreme court makes a law that says Homers and lesbo can be married? WHAT is going to happen to churches like ours( if there are any more) when a pair of homers demand that they be married in a Church by a Pastor?
                    That is what the good Pastor seems to have said, to do otherwise is to mock your "god".

                    In accepting Gay Marriage into secular Law they are just saying it is permitted, they are not say you have to marry a man Jimmy.

                    Now personally I feel that it would be acceptable for a Pastor that does not accept Gay Marrage to refuse to perform the ceremony, as opposed to a sate official who, as part of their job has to perform such a service, if this causes them a problem then it is time to find a new job.
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                    • #25
                      Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      That is what the good Pastor seems to have said, to do otherwise is to mock your "god".

                      In accepting Gay Marriage into secular Law they are just saying it is permitted, they are not say you have to marry a man Jimmy.

                      Now personally I feel that it would be acceptable for a Pastor that does not accept Gay Marrage to refuse to perform the ceremony, as opposed to a sate official who, as part of their job has to perform such a service, if this causes them a problem then it is time to find a new job.
                      DUH I did not say that they where going to make me marry a man( I am sure that some where in their perverted minds that is exactly what they want) will the Government force a Godly Pastor like our own Pastor Ezekiel to perform the ceremony? If they pass a stupid law that says you can not deny a homer from getting married what is there to stop them from demanding a church wedding?

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                      • #26
                        Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        That is what the good Pastor seems to have said, to do otherwise is to mock your "god".
                        Don't be ridiculous. I said we ought to follow the laws of God.

                        Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #27
                          Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Don't be ridiculous. I said we ought to follow the laws of God.

                          Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
                          Pardon?

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
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                          • #28
                            Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                            Not only that, but the Holy Bible clearly tells us that obey Pastor’s orders!

                            Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                            13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
                            So shut your yap, noodlehead!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #29
                              Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Not only that, but the Holy Bible clearly tells us that obey Pastor’s orders!



                              So shut your yap, noodlehead!
                              Not liking a simple discussion about scripture Zekie Boy?

                              I am just trying to work out what your position is and how it is covered by the by the KJV-CFT re the position of secular Law and how it makes up part of, and is validated by your "god's" Law even when you don't like it.

                              Do you not want Jimmy question to be answered fully?
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                              • #30
                                Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Not liking a simple discussion about scripture Zekie Boy?

                                I am just trying to work out what your position is and how it is covered by the by the KJV-CFT re the position of secular Law and how it makes up part of, and is validated by your "god's" Law even when you don't like it.

                                Do you not want Jimmy question to be answered fully?
                                The Godly Pastors answered my question. I understand exactly what the said.

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