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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604
    #1

    BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

    Reverend Jim

    I wish you a wonderful Birthday, filled with the love, joy and happiness, only Jesus can provide!

    Here however is just a small token of my appreciation, for your obvious devotion to the Lord.

    I know you have MANY a Bible and even your OWN books and DVD's and as such, you obviously want them on display for all to see so therefore:



    YIC

    Mrs. Phebe Dewitt




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339
      #2
      Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

      Happy Birthday Reverend Jimmy

      Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob 01-09-10

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      As Jupiter moves into a position between Mercury and Venus, make sure everyone has given their written permission before you switch on the camcorder.
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      May my Sauce be with you!
      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
      The Loose Canon - HTML version
      Loose Canon Fan Page
      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
      I have been to The Volcano!

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269
          #3
          Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

          Happy Birthday!
          Drama queen

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

              HAPPY BIRTHDAY REV. Osborne!!!

              I've baked you one of my famous cakes. ENJOY!!!
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                • CyberYahweh
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 161
                  #5
                  Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                  THAT is one PASSION-IMBIBED Cake, BibleThumpinBlonde!

                  And Happy Birthday, Rev. Jim! The years have been kind, in God's name!
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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070
                      #6
                      Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                      Happy Birthday
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590
                          #7
                          Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                          Happy Birthday Reverend Jim.

                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453
                              #8
                              Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                              Happy Birthday Jim, I have a box of Cubans with your name on it (seriously, I had a little plague engraved).
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • Warner S. Davidson
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 586
                                  #9
                                  Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                                  Congratulations Reverend Jim.

                                  Your good and Godly advice was an inspiration for me and surely set me upon the path to Jesus and Salvation™
                                  2 Samuel 22:31

                                  As for God, His way is perfect;
                                  The word of the LORD is proven;
                                  He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                       
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 22373
                                      #10
                                      Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                                      Congratulations to my friend and mentor Rev. Jim Osborne! With the exception of Jesus clearly the greatest man who ever lived.

                                      As there is no present which could match such greatness I have no gift for you this year.
                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                        • SUV
                                          True Christian™ Princess
                                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                                          Have at it, anytime!
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 11027
                                          #11
                                          Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                                          Rev, would you mind Sharing some of that deelightful birthday Cake?

                                          I'm putting in for JESUS' left eye!

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                                            • HTannor
                                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 2612
                                              #12
                                              Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                                              My niece, Amanda, lives in your neighborhood. I asked her to drop by your place to deliver a little something.


                                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                                                • Mrs. Rogers
                                                  compassion personified
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 2692
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                                                  Happy birthday, Reverend!
                                                  True Christians are Perfect!

                                                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                                                    • James Dewitt
                                                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 6267
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                                                      Happy B Day, big guy. May the good Lord smile upon you.

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                                                        • Didymus Much
                                                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                          • 14079
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: BLESSED BIRTHDAY REV. JIM OSBORNE!

                                                          Happy Birthday, Rev.! Just curious, are the in-laws invited to the party this year?


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