[see_the_light]

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Mr. Bobby Joe, good day to you, sir.

May I suggest that you not use an avatar that resembles anything of the KKK persuasion because that would only serve to hurt the cause of Christ. That image stands for discrimination and prejudice, things Christ does not approve of.

I'm afraid your facts are a little off too, Mr. Joe. The Panda group you speak I have debated before. As a Missionary Baptist in Ohio, we even had a full length internet debate with them a year ago. It would surprise me to hear of them having their way with pandas. They are atheists and evolutionists and should be opposed on that basis, which I commend you for doing.

In His Peace,

Roy

Bobby Joe is a good man and I can assure you that he is not of the kkk

I understand that his crusader image might disturb you, but he's always been fascinated with those times when rightful CHRISTIANS would fight for CHRIST with more than words.

And now I ask, should TRUE CHRISTIANS avoid using THE CROSS because the kkk (or any other such group) uses it? Are our symbols to be forsaken, one by one?

(by the way, if you want to see what a klansman traditionaly looked like try it here http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...pi_ku_klux.jpg any similarity to Bobby Joe?)

I'm afraid it won't be me asking Bobby to change an avatar that reflects his commitement to OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST just because "people might get upset", if they get upset they can ask (or search) and anyway...

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

Matthew 10:34

As for the "pandas", they are the ones who have attacked us and as far as debtes are concerned, see what they think (in their own words)

http://pandasthumb.org/archives/2007/12/no-compromise-i.html

LETS US PRAY TO JESUS OUR SAVIOUR!

[Anchovies Please]

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Isn't PandusRPple another one of Satan's demon servants, like Beelzebub, or Beavis and Butthead?



Nor am I surprised that PBS had something to do with it. Isn't that station owned by the Clintons?

waiting for the Rapture,
Buford

No, but I heard hell is.

[lovethygod]

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You know, if there is such thing as the "Tribulation" (which I don't believe in), I hope you stay alive until then, because I am seriously tempted to get out my nephew's 9-millimeter when that time would come (which again, I don't believe it will)

Nice one Father Thomas Martin!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Nice one Father Thomas Martin!

So now we see the true nature of the mary worshiping papists! You claim to be tolerant of everyone and accepting of everything, then you preach extreme violence and taking the law into your own hands. Disgusting.

You hateful antichrists will have a special place in hell waiting for you. And this threat has been forwarded to the DOF.

[Brother Temperance]

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Nice one Father Thomas Martin!

What's so nice about a Popish pederast promising to interfere with his nephew's tiny tallywhacker? You liberal types sicken me.

[AlexeiUltra]

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For those of you out there who scoff at the persecution that we TRUE (Baptist Republican) Christians must endure every day of our lives read this; last night the forum was down do a massed denial of service attack (DOS attack). Over seventy severers involved and with Jesus help (and He is the ultimate coder PRAISE!) it took our crack Information Security Team five hours to correct it.

typical isnt it, you claim as "true christians" to endure persecution all day everyday, when in truth it is you who do the persecution, if you think this is wrong, think... are you any greater than a black person, you should read many topics on this forum saying how worthless they are, but they are just going through what the chritian church went through in the roman times, persecution and the christian church is too self-righteous to admit it

[Bobby-Joe]

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typical isnt it, you claim as "true christians" to endure persecution all day everyday, when in truth it is you who do the persecution, if you think this is wrong, think... are you any greater than a black person, you should read many topics on this forum saying how worthless they are, but they are just going through what the chritian church went through in the roman times, persecution and the christian church is too self-righteous to admit it

Friend,

As a humble and good Christian I think I am better than any other person. However God says I am so who am I to go against the Word of the Lord? Further more were do we persecute blacks? Many of our church members of ex-blacks, saved by Jesus. Does that sound like racism to you friend?

[Brother Temperance]

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typical isnt it, you claim as "true christians" to endure persecution all day everyday, when in truth it is you who do the persecution, if you think this is wrong, think... are you any greater than a black person

Which black person? Condoleeza Rice? OJ Simpson? Flava Flav? I don't think it's racist to say I'm greater than Gary Coleman, that's just a fact.

you should read many topics on this forum saying how worthless they are, but they are just going through what the chritian church went through in the roman times...

Negroes are being fed to lions? I take it you're talking about Africa?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

News from across the pond.

You know, if there is such thing as the "Tribulation" (which I don't believe in), I hope you stay alive until then, because I am seriously tempted to get out my nephew's 9-millimeter when that time would come (which again, I don't believe it will)

You will need it to put yourself out of your earthly misery. But nothing will save you from SATAN'S ETERNAL TORMENT. In HELL 'spotted dick' isn't just some disgusting English breakfast food.

I regret to inform the CONgregation that some whipped dog named 'PandusRPrple' (which of course, they aren't...they are black and white) are still being found in sections on the train tracks between Denver and Armore, Oklahoma. Of course it is easy to draw similarities to the day JESUS smited poor misguided brother Jim Carlson, the operator of a website called 'operation Landover shutdown'. But yet another graphic description of the fate which befell these two people was the work of an EVIL force in the world.

Naturally, everyone glances at Pope Ratfinger, but recent evidence we have acquired seems to indicate that Carlson's accident only occurred after several reliable national publications began to report that the 'church' of Sintology's chief Priest, Tom Cruise, was having nocturnal sojurns with SATAN and that the recently produced spawn is fondly referred to in the 'church's' inner circles as Rosemary's Baby. Somehow one of the anonymous letters was apparently traced back to Mr Carlson.

I am not one to carry tales, but accusations were made at the time that Landover Baptist had some hand in the grisly deed and that is an absolute falsehood. Similarly, we had no involvement with the mutilation of this Purple Panzy fellow. The report states that it was an accident and that he simply fell under an express train several times across three states. People, you need to pay attention at the train tracks. Those barriers and lights are there for a reason!

In other news, BTB visited Landover West this last week. Sadly, I was on a mission to Kenya and didn't get to meet her, but the church did patch a call through to me and she is just as devout as ever. So, although I was not available personally, she can describe our church here in Hawaii and probably name several well-known movie stars who were in town....and thus in church...last week.

We are doing a great job in Kenya. Ethnic cleansing has resulted in several hundred thousand deaths by machete, but we expected that after the Congo and Somalia. It will pass eventually and we will make our pilgrimage for peace to another country.

Best regards from 40,000 feet over Johannesburg.
Pastor Al

[Kerby316]

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"Isn't PandusRPple another one of Satan's demon servants, like Beelzebub, or Beavis and Butthead?"

Beavis and Butthead?.....I don't understand. How is that connected to Satan?

[sinner]

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Ay, ay, ay, caramba! Where is Ann Coulter when you need her?

_________________

"/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator"

[Ann Coulter]

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Ay, ay, ay, caramba! Where is Ann Coulter when you need her?

Whatever you've heard about me IT'S NOT TRUE!!!

[Brother McGregor]

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sure sure...making kissy face with Hitlary Cliton

Sododyke...I rebuke you.

[sinner]

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Whatever you've heard about me IT'S NOT TRUE!!!

So, now you show up...where were you? Under the square desk in the Oval Office washing our Christian President's feet?

(P.S.: For your own good, I hope you saved the dress...)

___________________________________




"6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast"

[buttpirate]

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i don't get it, i am a firm baptist believer, but i have found something that catches my eye. *PORNO LINK DELETED* This site reveals the true meaning of life on this planet we call earth. Repent, and thou shalt be saved. oh, and i found this cool gay bar, it's on the corner of a nice intersection in the Bronx. The people treated me well, and never told me i needed to be saved or that i was doingbad things. besides, religion is hte greatest bullshit story ever. they have convinced us, theres and invisible man, living in the sky, who watches us every minute of every day, and he has a list of 10 things he does not want us to do. And if we do one of these things, he sends us to a place full of fire, and smoke, and pain, and crying. . .but he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. Religion pulls in billions of dollars every year and they don't pay taxes, but they always seem to need a little more. God is all powerful, all knowing, and all wise. . .just can't seem to handle money.