[Seth Campbell]

Re: why

how do i sign up to become a pastor?

Memorize the KJV Bible, Go to school for 6 years, be called by God. Quit being a Godmocking Nancy-boy

do i have to rape young boys first? or is there like a 1 year probation period before i can do that?

No that's priests, you're not doing very well.

there is no hevean, there is no hell, once your dead, your dead, your body rots in the ground.

Prove it.

and yes i know, i do have a busy schedule, and i will continue to mock and make fun of you guys until you stop editing my posts, and change my name back to what it originally was.

Oh yeah sure you do. I'm sure your mommy keeps you very busy.

heres science and math at its finest:

5 + 5 = 10 LORD HAVE MERCY!!! MATH WORKS

Really? Math works? Okay Genius.

a = b
a2 = ab
a2 - b2 = ab-b2
(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
b+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1

Yep, that worked just fine, didn't it.

now show me proof of a heaven, or hell, and that god exists!

You're the one making the accusation, you supply the proof.

and i have no problem burning in hell, infact id probably be the devils right hand man..

Trust me, you're not that special.

ps - I AM YOUR GOD now bow down to me

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: why

wa-wa-wa my behind hurts

You still haven't answered my question stewie about how you keep on breathing. Speak up boy.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: why

Trig Palin, is that you, dear?

Didn't Mommy tell you not to play with the computer? She's likely to give you a spanking.

Oh, and

Wake me up when you come up with an original thought and are capable of writing a coherent sentence.

Out of curiosity, what does your Mommy think about you joining Christian church forums uninvited and unwelcome, then playing "Internet Tough Guy"? Would you like to find out?